ITT; SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT; SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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did I ever tell you about the time my car tried to mother me in the back of my finger

i nannied my neighbors two daughters and I lotioned up and fucked the older ones feet while she was asleep
nobody knew

Cheated on my last girlfriend because we hadnt seen each other in weeks with some girl who was lonely and horny

moar

I paid full price to blacked.com

I'm a 17 years old slut who loves being fucked by old or fat men and I've been doing it since i was 14

I'm a faggot and want to date one of my best friends. His family is rich too, so that's a plus.

i sucked my best friends dick in highschool. ever since then ive wanted him to fuck me.

i dont understand why people bother making up these "i did X to her when she was sleeping" stories where they equate sleeping to a level 1 or 2 coma and think people will just believe it.

i bathed them and while they were watching cartoons I casually said I should lotion up their feet so I played with them lotioned them up and the older one fell asleep on the couch while I was playing with her feet

few pumps of lotion on the feet
about 5 or 6 mins of lotioned up slow grinding all over them blasted off all over them, left them to sleep

>fake and gay
but good to get the thread rolling I guess

these faggots would find this more believable if it was a boy

i once threw food at a homeless person. telling him to "eat this shit"

another Time I found a parking ticket on someone else's car and threw that shit away

No, do tell.

This one time the neighbor girl fell off her bike and became unconscious so i fucked her in my garage. She was twelve at the time and i still have the panties in my sock drawer.

Quite the autist.

its funny cause dumb parents who think things like this don't happen very often are exactly what allows it to happen

Altruist*

i've cheated on my military husband probably 100+ times. he's been back from deployment for a few weeks and i'm on the verge of breaking down and telling him, accepting that he'll probably strangle me to death. not even kidding.

I crossdress and stick dildos up my butt and post most of it on my tumblr.

Girls think its cute having someone they can put make up on and it makes it easy to get dates that way.

so dumb parents allow imaginary things to happen to their kids..

I will defend Donald Trump with my very last breath and think he's done nothing wrong or ever will.

I have put my dick inside a toilet roll.

is this actually georgia or another troll

My tongue is always white.

I used to make my ex-gf (who did not have a job) earn her weed and clothes allowance with sexual favors.

$50 throatfuck (30 minutes)
$50 anal (spit for lube)
+$10 ass to mouth (each time)
+$50 eat anal creampie
$50 rimjob (15 minutes)
$100 piss toilet

Once I gave her $500 to be my slave for the day. Completely fucked her up. I got way more than my $500 worth, based on the chart. Didn't touch her cunt once for the whole day.

Ive stolen my stepsons stash twice. He's a punk ass pot dealer and he hides his stash in the stupidest of places. The last stash was a gallon ziplock bag packed full.

I love two girls rigth now. One leave me after 3 years and One stay with me for 2 years. ._.

Did you drink it all at once?

hi

sup georgia.

things not going great for you right now? how long has he been at home?

i keep putting myself in the same situations over and over, my life is just a circle of misery. i want to get wrecked emotionally and physically by someone

I've been abused by my 10 year older cousin when I was 5. Nobody know.

I'm bi and none of my friends know.

I'm holding out for new celeb leaks at some point. Would be epic if it were some of the ones in the top billed movies/shows of this year.

I'm so adhd and addicted to porn that over time, that as I watched multiple porns, porn on multiple monitors, etc., I eventually started stitching together collages of various images that were arranged in themes to be incredibly arousing for me. I can usually cum before I scroll through them all at this point.

pic related is one of three exes; the most common cast are my exes, especially the youngest (who was 18 at the time), and creepshots of my sister.

>i want to get wrecked emotionally and physically by someone
we can probably arrange that if you like.

I secretly want to really be far even as decide to use even go want to do look more like.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city

>Inb4 has a penis

underage b&

Bifag here, when i was in college(18-19ish), i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy

well on the surface things are great cuz i really missed him and he's back and that's great. but i'm living a lie and i'm gonna have to come clean or it'll eat me up inside. and idk if i've mentioned this but he has an anger problem (maybe that goes without saying for a ranger). im dead serious he will murder me

Go on?

Respect. If it's true

when I was 18 I tried to make out with a 15 year old

>Dumbass

If you throw someone's parking ticket away, they still have to pay it. Only now they didn't know they had to pay it and will also pay a late penalty or get points on their license lol.

I still play Destiny on PS4 and I think Destiny 2 looks like it's going to be a really good game.

Timestamp or gtfo

I prefer the band Everything's cover of Young Americans over the original David Bowie version of the song.

I like this. IRL you would be my friend.

Better be bait

I secrety slip the condom off when fucking hookers from behind.

When I was 24 I had a stash of panties given to me by my 16 year old cousin.

In grade 6 I volunteered as the human display for the female sex-ed class. My teacher made me strip down so that all the female could observe male anatomy. I'm pretty sure what I did was illegal and morally wrong but that's fucking rural China for you.

Any semi-intelligent being would feel the difference

I am not a good person, but you don't know how powerful it is to be a man until you make a girl suck her dirty plug while you rape her asshole and pull at the clothespins on her nipples.

im a total pussy though, thats the issue

I have a tiny penis and love sucking dick and being made fun of

lurk moar

idk about hookers but as a non-hooker i can tell you i notice the difference down there x.x be careful

Share sister. Would you Fuck her? What if you found a friend or dude to Fuck your sister and let you secretly film in the closet or whatever. And then set up a threesome where she is tied up and blindfolded and won't know it's you?

I unironically loved the older seasons (1-8 or 9ish) of SVU. I feel the older seasons and the newer seasons have a DRASTIC quality gap and it's kinda sad.

Nope. I have almost 40 days played on 1 character alone and I have full intentions to buy Destiny 2 when it comes out for pc. The only reason I still have a PS4 is to play Destiny

I feel the same way! I thought I was the only one who notice the drop in quality.

Has he ever cheated on you? What's his job?

Bad game imo, but at least someone likes it

Nice dubs.

I watch that show a lot on nights I can't fall asleep. I seriously love it. Idk what it is but I fucking love watching it

>lurk most

Because lurking moar suddenly makes you able to tell whether or not some creep is impersonating someone else on an anonymous board?

Also if I were you, I would get him to Fuck you as hard as he can first. Tell him to go all out, channel his anger, etc. The male brain is totally different right after we cum and he will be tired.

Was it worth it?

> im dead serious he will murder me
given you've been talking about becoming an hero for a while anyway, sounds like that would be a solution to everyones problems?

from personal experience, coming clean about cheating never makes anything better. only worse.

not that i'm aware of, but you've probably heard the stuff about the soldiers abroad thing. he's a ranger infantryman in the army

Wasn't one of the most recent showrunners also an EP for Criminal Intent?

I'm a family member of a secret society that controls the world. We kidnap homeless people from time to time and perform human experiment on them in my play room. Some of them are still alive for 5 years now and are begging for death.

I know it's got a really shitty reputation and a lot of people don't want to spend the time to grind to max level, but if you do it's really enjoyable. And the pvp is really fun, that's mostly why I still play it. In fact I'm probably gonna go play it now.

>imaginary
yeah k bro
keep living in a world where you think 8-14yo girls aren't thirsty for cock and would suck one if presented with it

why is that the issue? once you set the ball rolling, you wont be able to back out.

dk what else to say really but he was super cute, blonde hair, blue eyes. perfect body, awesome ass, nice uncut dick. wonderful personality as well. we hung out/fucked a couple times a week at least, sex was better than almost every girl(15ish) ive been with. all around great relationship, i think the secrecy really helped. only 1 other person knew, or probably knew.

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All but pandered to slash shippers...should probably keep my mouth shut as to not give any ideas but the point remains.

keep living in a world where people dont sleep normally, they go into comas where they cant feel or remember anything.

I steal pepes off this website all the time without asking the poster.

I'm so disappointed with Alien: Covenant that idk if I'm feeling the hype for the next Predator movie anymore.

YOU! FUCKING! MONSTER!

Most of the time I'd agree with you, but if you wait an hour and get lucky, they might be deep rem. i cant wake up for shit once im out

That movie was shit. That's a pretty common opinion.

it's an anonymous board, unless i tag literally every post with a fresh timestamp everyone can impersonate everyone. deal with it

but i'd probably do it in a less painful manner. he's going to fucking destroy me.

Tbh, I think even 20 years later and any future Alien movies will always have to deal with the shame that was Resurrection, and now Covenant.

If they'd just ended Arrow and killed off Oliver I still think the other shows could go on without it being around. Legends was killing it this year.

> unless i tag literally every post with a fresh timestamp
how about just one

>he's going to fucking destroy me.
are you actually thinking of telling him and don't want to risk getting fucked up?

there are options, but you have to want that outcome and I'm not sure you do.

>are you actually thinking of telling him
yes

>and don't want to risk getting fucked up?
yes

>there are options
do go on, mysterious man

Legends is the best in the Arrowverse series, but I think they should kill Thea. Oliver's pretty cool.

just what would detail really. theres specific things i want to happen and dont want to happen in tht kind of situation. i crave it yet fear it

>do go on

First step is accepting that either way your relationship is over the second you tell him. seriously, may-never-be-in-the-same-room together over.

Next up: I'm guessing you want to tell him in person right? not getting away with a text or a phone call here?

I think you are the scum of this world and should just end your life already. I doubt anyone would miss you. Most people would probably forget about you after a week anyway lol

this guy thinking kids don't sleep heavy when their feet have been rubbed with lotion and they're all groggy continues the gene pool of unsuspecting parents so I'm cool with that
I've straight tongued sleeping ass and the loli didn't wake up

Season 3 has some fucking shoes to fill, just saying it now.

he's my husband and i love him, no, this is not going to be a text or call thing. i've been thinking of telling him with someone else present like a lawyer or something

I know some don't believe its possible to mess around with people when they're asleep but I know from personal experience it possible.
Im a dude who sucked my sisters bf's cock when he was sleeping/stoned one night. He had no idea. Worst thing was he was twice my age. No actually the real worst thing was I'm not even gay, was just stupid and horny.

Season 2 was good but season 1 was the best.