Gonna get arrested in a few hours, AMA

gonna get arrested in a few hours, AMA

Well, wat you do?

Why are you such a sad sack of shit, looking for praise/attention on Sup Forums for deviant behavior?

Not enough hugs from your daddy?
Too many hugs from your step daddy?

Why don't you live up to even 10% of your potential?

Fuck you OP.

How bad is it? first arrest? Shitting your pants?

Run user, once you're arrested its over.
Get out of there while you can.

Whats it feel like to lie to strangers on the internet?

good

shut up nigger, u're just an human failure trying so hard to be funny.
let op keep going with his shitty thread.
how long u'll stay in prison?

for what?

proof

>always eat when it's time to eat
>lights out means get the fuck to sleep
>never look in another inmates pod
>don't start anything but when you gotta fight you gotta fight

You stupid nigger why do you make an ama thread and then DONT REPLY TO ANYONE YOU AUTSTIC FUCKING FAGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you have more PEPES?

DO NOT DO IT

Used to be in too deep with the cool kidz with l337 haxor skills


Yes pretty much spot on tbh phampai

Not my first but definitely not at a good place in my life for a random shitstorm

Tbh I have enough of a headstart ;)

Wouldn't know, I've only lied to my friends and family on this sight ol chum

Bet

Thx guy, probably 10-15 years

For hosting these wicked dubs

>(You)

But of course! (Pic related)

Post more PEPES

(X) cops showed up at my house a few hours ago, heard them ask about me outside from my open window. Thinking of what I coulda done in these last 120 hours

I'd say you have about 5 minutes to actually tell people why you're getting arrested or this thread is going to go belly up.

Well, I wish you the best of luck, user.

Have fun getting poked by tyrone and jamal... Also dump your pepes faggot

...

Fag it was the dank weed that did me under

Dumping pepes for peanuts

See you in hell anons

Why do people answer doors when cops are banging? So retarded

gl don't get raped in prison

Godspeed user

do you plan on rehabilitating into life when you get out? i already plan that if i ever get arrested im completely settling into prison life, i will serve time and get out just long enough to have some fun and go right back in because once you have been arrested the government kind of just fucks your entire life

is your life over user?

also this is now an AMA/rare Pepe thread

This. Yeah I'll turn over a new leaf and everything probably, but till then it's over my dead body I'm packing the van

See pic

Yus good career of shitposting and cyber espionage for the Russian government but ol smokey's on his last free ride

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I barely knew you middle America, SHEIßE

lol..... pathetic fap station

Kek kms tbh fam

So all that has happened is that you have overhead some policepeople ask about you? And your burning down the house?

When is Beyond Good And Evil 2 comming out on xbox one?

I need new tires but don't know what to ask for. They say 205/60r16/92t
Surely I don't just say that? How do I know rim size, will that do?

i mean...if he has enough bad stuff going on to warrant burning everything he can then yeah id get pretty fucking paranoid if the police are asking about

you don't need to tell the shop anything, they'll just look on the inside of your car door to get the size

I want to walk in a pretend I know what I'm talking about. Its not a big shop either. More like a good old boy out by the lake who has a fuckton of tires.

Answer my Beyond Good And Evil 2 question now!!!

you need to check the specs for your make a model friend, look online? Older model?

K shoot also hearing sirens close in, gonna trash the phone cuz philes

Gonna look for a computer, the second I get to one in prison I'll post remember the Russian haxor named Sup Forums friend..

Ah I figured it out thanks guys. OP, good luck in college or whatever!

Cover the walls in your room with shit and piss.
Rant about the government planting bugs everywhere.
Plead innocent by reason of insanity.

Anyway, godspeed user. Godspeed.