The US Military is the ultimate pussy magnate. Also:
>free college
>money
>travel
Why aren't you lonely poor fucks in the military already? You have 15 seconds to give me a VALID reason.
If you aren't at least in DEP or already a veteran than you are a whimpy little bitch.
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I don't live in a third world country where education costs a fortune.
>free college
>earn it
which would make it not free you fucking brainlet. stay in the military and let us do the academia. win for all
>implying the military isn't a socialist scheme to waste my tax dollars on unproductive citizens
It's a joke
Youre obviously some wanna be mitary fag. College isnt free even if you join, its only at some select schools that are generous enough to waive their tuiition or offer military scholarships and stuff like that.
Haha how is that unemployment going you lazy cucks? Must suck being alone as well. Even manlets in the military can get decent women! With your situations I would not be surprised if you held onto your virginity until the late age of 18!
I haven't fucked this many bitches since last week, feels good man.
you militant fucks dont seem to be educated nonetheless you seem to have soo good possibilities
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The argument for free school is that a college education is so important for a good life, it's unfair to charge people.
Militaries offer tuition support because they need you to be useful to society when you discharge.
Alternatively maybe companies should start accepting that self-taught and unofficial experience can be as valuable as an official education.
You need to read up. 100% wrong.
Next time shut your fucking mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
15 years active service Armyfag here.
Look, the military isn't for everyone. If you want to serve, that's great. If not, hey no problem... I'd rather have soldiers who actually want to be here rather than someone looking for "free money" or a pussy magnet. Join for the right reasons and don't waste my time and effort in training you..
You are definately the most retarded person I've met this year. Assuming you know me! Ha!
No doubt there are dumbasses in the military, but even they could see the advantages to joining. This automatically makes them more important and smarter than you!
ITT: welfare warriors
This
I respect those who do it, but I couldn't go through basic training for $30k a year
I thought about going to the air force for a while but I'm too fat and I didn't even have to drive to lose the weight so it probably isn't for me lol
Nice try guys but my military training taught me NOT to accept bait
DQ'd from enlisting in all branches due to single ear deafness. Shit fucking sucks. Got to MEP and they told me it was too severe for waivers. Now I work for an MLB team and maintain their video displays.
>magnate
So what I'm hearing is, you didn't use any of that "free college"...
No doubt Staff Sargeant, but it's my duty day and I'm bored on the ship. What else am I supposed to do, but shitpost bait threads on Sup Forums?
Joined Army reserves in Canada because am too pussy to join reg force. The money, school compensation, enhanced benefits and connection perks are worth it though. I highly recommend joining if you're still in school or about to start school.
When I say too fat I mean I was just barely over too. 180lbs at 5'11
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also is he talking about the GI Bill? it's not really as good as the recruiters make it sound, you know?
LOL anyone who joins the US military belongs to the dregs of society. You are too stupid for college or even a trade school. Thats why most in military are white trash, niggers or spics. You have the IQ of a chimp and will end up dead or paralyzed fighting for jew interests kek
Just try to join again and cheat on the sound test? Lmao
>magnate
I assume so. I mean, it's obviously bait, but misspelling things isn't bait. That's just fucking lazy.
Wow you are a chubby boy! I am 6'5 200 lbs
The Post 9/11 is worth it but a lot of dudes in the military are fucking idiots and don't use it. There is also TA you can get while serving.
3 years into the Navy and I got my Associates + a wife in Japan. My life is ducking great
Good guess on rank Navyfag...
As you were...
Have you seen any bullshit like the bagel greentext?
I feel like I just witnessed something special
We're on the edge of WW3
Secondly you shouldn't literally have to murder someone to get into college.
>Even manlets in the military can get decent women
I realize this guy is a troll but there are people who actually believe this bullshit
No, joining the service will not get you laid. It's just like the real world, the popular guys get the pussy
I wanted to join
It didn't work out
Now I'm 37
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>What else am I supposed to do
It's not gay when you're underway, right faggot?
kys you loser nigger
>as he responded to b8
gr8 b8 m8
I have not seen the bagel green text
Kek what a civilian thing to say. You expect handouts for lounging the couch and channel surfing
Nah I just think I'm doing more good on the couch than out killing people who will never effect me or my family negatively ever.
It ain't queer if you can't see the pier
I have wifey I come home to bud so no need for falling to your homosexual tendencies
oh noes, somebody is more important than i am :(
Honestly I got out because if I heard "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" or "Soup Sandwich" or "Pants on head retarded" or "Football Bat" one more time I was going to beat someone to death with the dildo they kept under their cot
We don't need handouts when you are deployed. Instead we sit on your couch, in your home, and plow your lonely wives/girlfriends while you pick up the tab.
I shit blood and can't be placed in any activate duty situation. Otherwise I would love to. Being a soldier is very honorable and full of self sacrifice.
I would love a day where my asshole didn't feel like it was falling out and on fire.
I would do anything to have a normal life again.
I also would love to be able to see more than 1 foot infront of me without everything being a complete blend of fuzziness and colors.
Being legally blind sucks as well. Can't really do anything about that either.
I've seen it as a greentext before, here's the story.
Man I wish my job involved killing people. You are a ducking idiot. Have fun having your burnt to the ground by feminist gremlins
Considered it for a long time but did not sigh up.
If i could go back in time i would have signed up.
lol faggots I get paid for studying electrical engineering at a free college
Been suggested this shit for depression. It's a fucking dumb idea, right up there with "weed lmao" and "I swear, man, Shrooms will cure you".
I wouldn't pass MEPS and even if I did, I'd get kicked out of basic.
Oh yeah I read that when I was a civilian and it amazed me. It doesn't sound crazy now that I'm in though. The ships course is always being changed/altered
Hell, I know it's not huge. Still fucking amusing, though.
Hello Mr. Military Recruiter. Getting ready for Trump's surge in Afghanistan and his siege of Iran, are we?
I'd rather live my life how I want to and not be the governments slave boi, thanks.
Also replying to obvious bait.
In Brazil, education is free man
I live in Sweden, where we Uni is free.
Plus i have exertion asthma and operated my left knee when i was 11. Military in Sweden doesn't want me
I'm in 7th Fleet, not my concern. I'm ready for North Korea though
Cause I'm not being forced to.
Seems like OP should have fought in the army in order to get some education, LOL
Sure.
You know, we're 16 years into the War on Terror and it's hard to cover up infamous statistics like 22 veterans committing suicide a day.
cnn.com
No matter how many bitches you fuck, you'll always be dead inside.
You have to be strong willed and strong
>college
Wew lad! I've got a well paying trade. What do I need a worthless degree and all that debt for? The 'opportunity' to sit in a soul crushing cubicle all day accomplishing absolutely nothing of any real value? Fuck that retarded shit.
not totally wrong
I only need 2 seconds...
Because I'm smart, that's why I don't sign up for military.
i applied myself in high school and went to a service academy. free college and better pay.
I am in the military. I find it annoying when people suggest, on here, that people with severe mental disabilities, weight problems, enlist. College should be affordable.
There is no worthless degree. Many young think having a degree should get them a management position off the bat. My company requires a degree for management.
I'm not a fucking puppet, american nor fat.
mcdonalds?
well whoopie-fucking-do
stay in school
well im active duty and not in dep or a veteran. must be a wimpy bitch.
why you no go guard or reserve?
enjoy your ice cream and pirate sex
because anyone in the real military will just clown you for the rest of your life, faggot.
>Magnate
How the fuck do they work ?
hey we dont get ice cream, nice try
>not financially toughing it out
>not getting a PhD
>not making 6+ digits/year
And you think you know the "right way." it must be nice living at the bottom of the barrel hm? Too deep to see the light, so it's not really there, right?
Mandatory shaving.
Can't have it.
Won't have it.
Uncle Sam can have my services when I can keep my beard without any kind of hassle.
>Joined the army out of high school
>Get to blow shit up
>paid extra to jump out of planes
>free room and board
>drink and bang chicks
>go overseas
>kill stupid people with guns
>go home
>drink and bang more chicks
>finish four year tour
>go home
>free college
>drink and bang more chicks for being soldier
???
>profit?
I don't know what's sadder, that the US pays for college or that any fat autist can join the hoorah military and waste their education and life
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I'm not dying for your jew overlords
>Things that don't happen in the army
>marines: oorah
>army: hooah
>navy: hooyah
Not sure who says hoorah, but ok
Guys in the military don't make jack shit. And I wouldn't touch the common stock pigs that fuck enlisted rats with a 10 foot pole.
Spinal injury from a not at fault car accident, schitzophorenia, and now i smoke alot of weed for pain. Tbh. id join if there was a draft.
The miltitary..
>go kill those guys soldier!
>why sir? They haven't done anything to me..
>not your job to ask questions maggot, go kill them!
>but sir they're poor,hungry and ill equipped to fight..
>the military doesn't pay you to think, Just do it!
>but sir these people are no threat..
>NO THREAT?!? Jesus, Mary and Joseph soldier they'll kill your whole family!
>but sir they have no means to invade America
>well holy shit soldier, don't you care about murica? Your freedom?
>yes sir I do but they're no threat to any of that..
>that's just what those bleeding heart liberals want you to think son, we gotta kill em all now!
And that is why I refuse to sign up,
If old men wanna spread "freedom" across the globe then they can get off their wrinkled old asses and do it themselves. Or get their kids with the silver spoons in their asses to do it.
>join army
>go home without legs and penis
oh
So don't go army you cuck
i tried... the recruitment officer said and I quote. " *rips contract in half* Sorry son, but you cant join any branch of the U.S. Military..."
Reason: Diabeetus...
Fact of the matter is I walked in myself... :(
I'm sorry your delusion doesn't have room for my reality. You shouldve joined the army. You can drink and bang chicks plus they pay you extra to jump out of planes.
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>I walked in myself
enjoy it while you still can
>Alternative facts meme
Oh come on, try
I am still curious about being called "Peg-Leg"user"" So yes and I dont mind if naw.
Plus I think i want to get metal legs... its a risky operation but i think it be worth it. lmao
(wich includes a nifty 90lbs backpack for the battery)
>user doesn't understand basics of military because hippie.
>creates fake scenario in which he would speak in that manner to drill sgt. on Burmese pet trading site. To garner support and fails
nigger you are retarded
earn it...
by studying hard to score high and earn a scholarship.