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Kenyan hockey edition

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>tfw you will never play comfy hokkei in Kenya

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/fliars losing streak to free up an eastern wildcard spot/ when?

I would fuck every swedish twink to death

Carolina hurricanes will be contender in 3-5 years.

>square corners
JUST

post cute jonnes

there is something uniquely satisfying about seeing a black man flounder and lose his balance on a sheet of ice. he has no innate mastery of ice, and much like any trying task or challenge, the black man does not possess the notional abstraction of thought or the inventiveness to overcome the obstacle before him without the intervention of anglos

the ruins will defeat the laughable panthers tonight and move back into a playoff spot, but they will not make the playoffs. this is because mgmt refuses to acknowledge that the team just isn't that good.

number of busts from Kenya = 0
number of busts from the Finnish golden generation > 9000

Sorry :(

Good one, agenttii Pekkalainen

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>roughly 6 years after Peters and Francis take the reigns of the franchise
let's hope so

also I love you binland pls send some more of those Ahos, yeah?

>"Where do you bink we are :DDD?"

agent svenson, please say to your young kids to become elite forwards, i want to see more zetterbergs, sundins and forsbergs.

I like canes, because they are young, well coached and likable. No dirty, unnecessary plays. Goalscoring, maturity in D and leader C, then they will be great imo. Thanks for giving Aho chance and a good role.

I wish I lived in Raleigh desu

Bustanen is handsome and Bulju is just outright shaped by Zeus himself

Nylander is a cute jonne

the bruins best prospect is a fat kid with a squeeky voice and a goofy looking face. just fuck my team up. why does god focus his wrath on solely me and my life

Considering our attendance us too.

put in papers, better to have some token Finns here than more Mexicans and new englanders

because you live in bombston

pastrnak can be a good one. don't give up.

debrusk or macavoy?

Marchand?

I think Finlan is a pretty cool guy, he should get more respect.

hello where is sven :3

but they arent very good at hockey

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This guy has been coaching Vancouver the last 5 games.

>this flag this post

Listen up bucko, don't ever talk poorly of Finland again. Finland is a great country and overcomes a lot of adversity. They are born with a cornicopia of genetic diseases, but they don't let it get them down. Finland would have a 1st overall pick by now if it wasn't for racism. It is proven Finnish players are looked down upon. Also Gary Buttman, ya i called him Buttman what are you gonna do about it punk? Anyways Buttman hates Finland even more than Canada. Just wait until he gives Canada another team before glorious Finland. That is enough proof. Sadly 2017 won't be the year a Finn is picked first overall since Benning is too fucking retarded to pronounce any of their names. When it does happen I will laugh knowing your pathetic pea brain could never see it coming. I will laugh knowing you took the time to constantly post shit about your new masters.
So next time your fat paw reaches for the submit button just take a moment to get that obese hamster turnin the wheel that powers your testicle shaped brain and think about what you are saying.

I would literally throw my poo at all of you

>binland
more like relegation generation

But that's just how cricket is played?

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>recoloured swedish flag

Honestly my favorite /hoc/ moment of 2016.

Reminder that math posting was the best meme and laffs are dynasty now

defence is too shit

reilly is a bust pretty much, gardiner is just horrendous, and the rest are basically ahlers

>ywn play beer league hockey in kenya with a kenyan hockey bro and random white qt3.14's

I will pass that on to them, thank you!
And could you please tell your kids to become elite goalies? That world just wouldn't be the same without them.

laughs

Rielly is top 10 in even strength production, eat a dick lmao

>gardiner
>bad

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>Canadian teams

They're all shit mate.

Yeah but >WE are the least shit

Nooo you're on Edmonton's tier. Sorry to break it to you.

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Yeah but their HO is way worse than the >laffs if you're being honest

>oilels RUINED first round first overall picks: like 6
>laffs ruined first round first overall picks: 0

>laffs elite 6th round developed players: 1

let's talk in 5 years after toronto fails to rebuild horrendously even with the lottery gifting them top talent literally year after year

It's my 21st birthday today.

you traded all your first round picks before you could ruin them, which you undoubtedly would have, and then proceeded to fail miserably

Good meme

is that a big deal in finlan?

The Laffs and Oilers have literally made the playoffs once since the big lockout.

You're both on the same tier.

we wouldn't have gotten first overall picks literally in like 4 consecutive years like the oilels. we failed horrendously in a different way but it's still not the wailing pit of souls tier like deadmonton

Not at all. But I'll go have some beer with friends now

And you haven't won a Cup in 50 years either. You've failed on a hilariously bad level.

How to fix hockey: two pucks.

>failed
>but in a different way
both organizations utterly failed, saying the maple leafs failed less because they didnt have oilers tier luck at the draft lotto

reminder the leafs had better odds of mcdavid and were last place in the league when they won matthews

Are we talking a Dylan Strome level of failure or something more extreme like a Nicolas Roy level of failure?

2016:

> Canucks start season with undefeated streak
> Make new OC to celebrate
> They are immediately defeated
> OC is now laughably out of date
> sadness

2017

> Canucks start undefeated
> Tiny tweak on MS paint and my OC is relevant again
> My black heart feels joy once again

Everything is comfy af

how to make hockey worse: let americans decide rules
>shootout
>trapezoid
>no hard hits
>coaches challenges
>3v3 overtime

and we're doing better now after one year of full rebuild than the oilels have after 6 and getting the new gretzky lmao

shit happens we're on the up now. keep jacking off to muh fifty years though lol. almost rather lose for fifty years than be so garbage and rotten of a franchise that literally only the GOATs can make you relevant

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Maybe if you'd won a Cup more recently than 1993, your country could have a say in how the sport develops.

Record revenue, by the way.

But you haven't been relevant in 50 years. Nobody outside of Toronto gives a shit about the Leafs. Just like all the other Canadian teams not named Montreal. Shit tier. Nobody cares. You're literally where you are on Bettman points.

lmao what?

youd rather lose than win cups and have good players

>tfw to inteligent to understand this

Actually, the Leafs are the most talked-about Canadian team right now.

because the national media is in toronto and they never stop talking about them

That's because TSN/Sportsnet shoves them down our throats.

At this moment everyone's talking about Columbus.

if you keep telling yourself this, it'll be true user

>this level of delusion
AHAHAHA

Were did you guys got that picture of Sean?

Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

stors wont even make the playoffs

They're the most talked-about Canadian team in the US too.

>m-muh scawwy unfewu towonto m-media!!!

1967, Laff fans. Keep telling yourself that you'll win it soon.

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kek they always talk about the Leafs even when they suck.

Just because you're 12 and started following the Leafs this year...

CAN'T SEE RIGHT NOW THE FUTURE TOO BRIGHT

>drafting Dubois and Puljujarvi above Tkachuk
>unironically wasting your Top 5 pick on a French-Canadian and a Finn

When will NHL GMs learn?

>tfw Flames are pissing away his development on another lost year

How's Bennett doing?

kek you're always talking about the laffs even when they suck

I think they call that obsession m8

>leafs have never failed as bad as edmonton
>leafs cups since 1967
>0
>oiler cups since 1967
>5
really makes you think

>oilers last playoff appearance

>deadmonton fans' only way of measuring success is to compare themselves to toronto

aww that's adorable

>t. leafs fans of the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s

since this is now a laffs thread

>tfw theres snow in NC today
call me sunbelt one more fucking time

i dare you

>le plebbit picture
you have to go back

fuck off sunbelter

That isn't true. The top pick was stolen from Buffalo that year.

The only reason you think the leafs almost stole anything is cause in the 4 stage draft lottery drawings they were 80% or more to win the draft going into the final drawing. They luck sacked their way to that point and their luck ran out in the final drawing giving the pick to the Oilers.

I think hockey might die once this leafs dynasty gets into full swing

I mean it might just cease to exist in canada altogether, the rest of the country just wouldn't be able to handle their atmospheric analfrustration. start getting your kids into soccer now before it gets big

>canada talking/knowing ANYTHING about hockey
Shouldn't you guys be killing your selfs after loosing, again, or you just use to it now?

>How's Bennett doing?

Poorly, I assume. Par for the course for Canadian kids.

Hows that cartel government pedro? Find any massive burials around your town lately?

Teams that have been to the SCF since the Leafs in 1967:

New York Rangers
St Louis Blues
San Jose Sharks
Anaheim Ducks
Los Angeles Kings
Vancouver Canucks
Calgary Flames
Boston Bruins
Ottawa Senators
Washington Capitals
Dallas Stars
New Jersey Devils
Buffalo Sabres
New York Islanders
Florida Panthers
Detroit Red Wings
Carolina Hurricanes
Tampa Bay Lightning
Edmonton Oilers
Chicago Blackhawks
Colorado Avalanche
Montreal Canadiens
Philadelphia Flyers

Make me

B-But he's so good right?

id tell you to fuck off but you can afford the gasoline to do so

This picture is the size of your average Leaf fan's brain and dick.

My local team (Belfast Giants) charges 8 pounds to watch live streams of their games. That is, they charge 8 pounds PER GAME.
is this a lot? it feels like a lot.

>8 pounds
Of what? potatoes?