Why aren't you sleeping in a van?

Why aren't you sleeping in a van?

Looks good.

Are you living in a van full time?

do you have some weed at least?

Because Im not a fucking gypsy

Cus im a cuck and i live in my wife's boyfriend house

Because its to fucking cold.

Where da piss bottles?

>Clean van
Sleeping on the job eh?

did you decide your next victim?

So, that's what happened to McLovin after high school?

Where do you poop?

That looks pretty comfy

Because I have a house that i purchased

because i don't have any free candy

Because I don't have a van, I guess.

Because of the dead hookers.

i am

Are you down by the river as well?

smokin' doobies

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