1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Oh shut up, faggot.

Go away, Christian.

Oh, that wacky, goofy, zany, nutty, crazy, anything for a laugh Anton Zsandar LaVey!

What a knucklehead.

I sure miss him.

My advice is for you to try the new McFucking end your life™

I didn't ask for your advice.

Take it anyway and try the new McCock Gobbler™

You shall be annilihated.

Another thread with bunch of faggots doing faggatory things including OP

The McDildo™ sounds right up your alley
>full pun intended

Go back to /x/ you autist

how eighth grade going faggot?

if you are a satanist and you cant harm children then you are actually just little faggots.
harming children is all i do.

>getting this triggered over a superior religion

double dubs get

kek. what ever floats your chode

Waited a while for someone to recite the rules

You remind me of myself when I was 13. Ah dark times.

I unintentionally practice all of these rules
am I a natural Satanist?

That depends. Do you actually destroy people who won't stop bothering you?

not literally, I don't think the rule's intended to be interpreted like that anyway
I'm definitely more lenient with that one, too compassionate and empathetic. Definitely egotistical and somewhat narcissistic which is what the church of Satan is all about, right?

Then you're just some random faggot.