1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Jace Torres
Oh shut up, faggot.
Aiden Wood
Go away, Christian.
Zachary Foster
Oh, that wacky, goofy, zany, nutty, crazy, anything for a laugh Anton Zsandar LaVey!
What a knucklehead.
I sure miss him.
Mason Richardson
My advice is for you to try the new McFucking end your life™
Jason Jones
I didn't ask for your advice.
Adam Cooper
Take it anyway and try the new McCock Gobbler™
Chase Scott
You shall be annilihated.
Jack Russell
Another thread with bunch of faggots doing faggatory things including OP
Easton Clark
The McDildo™ sounds right up your alley >full pun intended
Alexander James
Go back to /x/ you autist
Cameron Jenkins
how eighth grade going faggot?
Kayden Mitchell
if you are a satanist and you cant harm children then you are actually just little faggots. harming children is all i do.
Jonathan Diaz
>getting this triggered over a superior religion
Hunter King
double dubs get
Grayson Brooks
kek. what ever floats your chode
Juan Gonzalez
Waited a while for someone to recite the rules
Hunter Price
You remind me of myself when I was 13. Ah dark times.
David Sanders
I unintentionally practice all of these rules am I a natural Satanist?
Joshua Edwards
That depends. Do you actually destroy people who won't stop bothering you?
Carson Stewart
not literally, I don't think the rule's intended to be interpreted like that anyway I'm definitely more lenient with that one, too compassionate and empathetic. Definitely egotistical and somewhat narcissistic which is what the church of Satan is all about, right?