Such is life in bongistan

Such is life in bongistan.

Go make a grafiti about it Boxxy

Violence against your domestic enemies is your only recourse.

can't you just cover up the eyes

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You lot once rose up with fucking Cromwell and murdered your own king for basically no good reason because you were such angry bastards, yet now you won't even tear down an offending sign or break some cameras?

I guess the Eternal Anglo won't be so eternal after all.

Nigger President.

they got beat by the jew with bad food and propaganda theyre wont be an uprising or happening for euroarabia we'll have to nuke it to glass when we invade

Look at it this way.

The Britons that are alive today are descendants of men who did not die in Flanders.

Well that's horrifying

We may be doomed, but our colonies(You) will go on without us.

got something to hide?

British people are spineless.

british "people"

We're just emotionally removed from the Crown. If our population were more invested in it, we wouldn't care for Democracy. We don't fight because we honor the struggle we went through to achieve Democracy through Monarchy and we won't be sullied by a few propaganda posters.

Although the UK has many cultural similarities to the US, this is only current similarities. Our historic culture is one of true freedom, respect and dignity. We realise we are being trodden on by Democracy via Migrants, Police, Corporations etc. yet we continue forward until something so big comes along it requires all of our collective strength.

We are a very reactive set of nations and we did not fight eachother for thousands of years without learning we can overcome anything together, so when a threat like Islam comes along, we only monitor it until it becomes large enough to tackle head on and deal with the entire problem.

Not to mention, we love a good scrap.

no, but its none of your business

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You guys forgot to tell your parliament that 1984 was a fiction, not a guideline

i smell an anglo terrorist

yellowstone will blow one day. 2/3 of the country will be fucked and some of canada too

and you cant expect australia to cary on any legacy. their going to be half abo half kebab.... a raping machine made of monkey

Orwell is spinning so hard right know, the energy he produces could support every part of China.

Should say under that "Except you Muslims. You are all free to do whatever you want."

>this post
I know things in our country are bad, but please take that shit back to 9gag

>Get one. Or get done
What? What kind of fucking slogan is that?
That's almost as worse as our TV license slogan
>Already paid?

Here's a tip. Buy a TV, don't buy a licence.

Licence beta-male enforcer shows up, tell him to fuck off you don't own a TV. He returns with a Warrant and a few Policemen. Tell him the police are only here to protect the peace (make sure you don't gut the cunt on your doormat), ask to see warrant, find spelling mistake, dismiss as invalid and incomplete. Or, dismiss warrant without accepting it from him, deny rights of access to private corporations and request he take you to court instead of trespassing on your property as a private corporation employee (Usually they're 3rd party employees) and not as a public servant protecting the law.

See how much the BBC wants to spend in court for you to pay licence as you throw common law jurisdiction at them at every turn and keep denying the existence of your capability to receive live broadcasts.

I love the soft language they always use
>working with your community to make your home safer!
>also
>WE ARE WATCHING YOU SLEEP

Orwell's prediction came true

I think we can be glad with the GEZtapo in comparion to the Brits.

happiness is illegal in the UK.

ORWELL CALLED
HE WANTS HIS PARODY BACK

Next year our president will be white.

Next year your economy will still be shit, Ivan.

Germany has TV Licenses?

Chinese is the dominant non white minority in Aus by a few hundred thousand then its Italians Greeks and other Europeans then Arabs then everyone else THEN abos.

Also Western Australia is the de facto new homeland for white south africans so no reason white americans cant come to the east and whiten up NSW, VIC. Queensland however is very white and very openly racist.

Satan called.

He wants hell back!

>watching TV
But it's shit and I'm pretty sure the brittish is as bad jew propaganda than the french.

Yeah, for the governmental propaganda media.

Yes, but unlike in the Uk all Germans have to buy one, even if they don't have a TV.

>guns are all gone but for rich cuntry clubbers
>you can't buy basic cutlery without a license
>you can't watch TV without a license
>you are being openly told you are under surveillance at every point in your public life
>no-go zones for cops
>Sharia zones being established
I can't take it back if it's the truth my bong friend

Isn't it scary how big the BBC is and how they have their hands in the countries laws? I wouldn't be for it 2bh

Europeans ITT: Pls respond to this post if your country has TV licenses

western Australia is trash for trash

You've never even seen a TV. You think TV's are evil because the white devil always has to do charity advertisements around the corner from your shack.

yes

Is it possible to not buy a TV? What about TV just for vidya?

Ayy lad.

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This is literally 1984. Are they basing modern society on the book as if it were an instruction manual or some shit?

Not at all. It's filled with kiddie fiddling old bastards but the only reason they have so much power is because they convinced an old bastard prime minister to enforce TV Licencing when the old bastard prime minister knew nothing about TV's or Broadcasting.

fucking buttwrecked Janitor ITT who works for TV Licensing UK

AND THE CHERRY ON TOP IS THAT HE DOES IT FOR

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Yeah, no idea why it's even called a TV license anymore since you have to pay even if you have a home with nothing in it.
You can't even refuse the payment. They will just sue you and get the money.

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You know we dug up and mutilated Cromwell's body afterwards, right?

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At that point why don't they just raise taxes and abolish the license?

Look at Even if you don't have a TV, they want their payment. If necessary, they say that you can watch TV with your computer.

Is that some colonialist joke? Because I don't understand bongistanian. parles français sale untermench. Anyway a TV is at best a tool for a playstation or at worst zionist propaganda.

Jokes on you, my mum died in Flanders

Most Western European countries do. The Dutch and Swedes do that I know of.

Because the word "tax" is always such a nasty word. Better use something else or your citizens might get angry.

It's a "Your country is so much of a fucking shithole, other countries have to raise money from their citizens to look after your citizens" joke.

Sounds like an outdated law with most people choosing to browse on the Internet. Internet licenses when?

No need for an internet licence as we pay ISP's for the usage of Communications Cables.

You mean "Usage Licence".

They literally never take it to court, if you keep denying to pay the lisence fee they eventually fuck off for good

This thread officially confirms everyone on Sup Forums is 12, Britain is straight up the best. Stay mad inferior nations

>when we invade
Nop
Fuck off I don't want to be invaded by a sixty two percent white country

We effectively have "internet license" in with the TV license, since live streaming counts as receiving a live broadcast.
Just that they obviously have no way of detecting or enforcing that.

It isn't a license to use a TV, it's a license to receive broadcasts. You can own a TV and and watch pre-recorded footage all day without paying it

You have to have a license for your TV in Europe?

What the fuck?

It covers the cost of running the nationalized TV stations, which are pretty good, but it's pretty expensive.

summerfags

Soon, Computers will only load Government Mandated websites and without a Usage Licence, you will not be allowed onto other websites. Coding and modification will be heavily restricted to stop proxys or hacking, the computer will be connected to the internet 24/7 and all actions on the computer will be monitored, if the computer is disconnected for longer than a few minutes, they send an engineer around to check up on you.

If you wish to view non-Government websites you must pay premium membership so you can look at wikipedia articles and avoid porn like the plague because Big Bro is watching.

But bong, you're being invaded by 0% white countries already

Winston Smith stop shitposting and please return to your work

DAILY REMINDER THAT BRITONS CAN BE ARRESTED AND JAILED IF THEY ARE CAUGHT BROWSING THIS VILE HATE SPEECH WEBSITE.

IGNORE BRITISH SECTARIAN LANGUAGE

REPORT BRITISH POSTERS TO THE BBC.

What if you get a TV and never watch the National television?

Bongs.

A lost cause.

this is a foreign concept to bongistan, they still take drama seriously

Those eyes look beady.
Almost as if they're watching my every move.

Still gotta pay the toll.
They might as well just put it into tax at this point.
They can make the money by cutting Israeli foreign aid, since they're practically the same thing

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Why not just roll it into price of a TV?

mfw i've had tv with no license for the past 6 years, and the betaforcers are too scared to come for me

That only works if people buy TVs once every year, or if you jack up the price to however often people buy TVs
As shitty as it is, the BBC IS better than ITV/4/5, it's just not really worth the £150 annual cost.
Any attempts to restructure to cheaper systems are largely met with hostility though.
It COULD realistically be a good profit making machine, selling the programs it produces abroad. The second it makes a penny more than it spends it'll be fucking privatized though. Government institutions in bongistan aren't allowed to be profitable or they'll be sold off

They managed to miss a horde of kebabs raping thousands of kids for a decade. Who are they trying to fool?

What's even the point of this? If they want people to feel their presence they'd have to, you know, patrol on foot and shit. Not put up poster or stickers like some faggotty skater kid tagging walls.

>His government gives him freedom and the capability to destabilise our utopian society.

Our coppers are continually cut back on, we have such a small street presence outside of Saturday night in nightclub districts that they have to put up pictures of policemen to remind people they still exist.

These things used to be in supermarkets for a few months until people started stealing them

lol we had one of those in the entrance of poundworld

There's a bunch at the poor people shops

they have to put up pictures of policemen to remind people they still exist.
Kek

60% white

Trumps gets in
chimp outs occur
USA becomes police state

or

Hillary gets in
USA goes full commie

also, nigger president. kek.

USA is finished.

I moved out my parents house 5 years ago (24 years old now). Never once bought a TV license, but had a TV with BBC broadcasts in all that time. Never had a letter or anything.

I doubt they actually know if you are paying or not.

Big Shaqiq is watching you

HAHA LITERALLY 1984 BONGS HAVE TO BE WATCHED FOR DANGEROUS WEAPONS LIKE BREAD KNIVES HAHAHAHA

>be britbong
>wake up at 7am because bin-men are already making a racket
>salute Queen picture
>go down stairs and collect letters
>a utility bill for rainwater that runs off of my house and into street drains
>realise forgot to pay letter tax
>got a bill waiting for me for that
>2 new letters comes in
>fine from bin-men for not washing out a yoghurt pot before throwing it away
>second fine for squeaky bin wheels
>second bill for receiving letter without letter tax arrives
>make a cup of tea and some toast
>butter toast with spoon, because knives are illegal
>turn on TV
>knock on door
>police here wanting to check I wasn't watching TV
>TV licence expired yesterday
>fine me for watching TV
>bobbies notice tap in kitchen is directly over the plug hole
>fine for kitchen not up to code
>let me off without arresting me but take my passport just in case
>get ready to go to work through 1 hour's worth of traffic
>find car clamped
>parked with wing mirror over the curb
>didn't pay my road tax
>gotta get bus
>don't have any money
>go to cashpoint and see £50 in debt
>check bank statement
>bank charged 50p for not using the card enough
>was at £0.40 in my account, waiting to get paid
>charge put me in overdraft
>bank charges £25 for that
>bank charge another £25 because they had to charge £25
>beg for some money
>get the bus
>get to work
>P60 for end of year comes through
>money taken for income tax and national insurance (to pay for health care that you need to book months in advanced for, and for jobless scroungers to buy booze)
>half of pay is lost to the government
>boss cuts pay this year because he can't afford the new minimum wage for the drones
>work all day and eat a toast sandwich at my desk
>walk home instead
>get mugged by chavs with knives because I can't carry my own weapons
>stagger to nearest place for help
>local corner shop
>shitskin owns it
>busy raping children so I bleed out
>government takes money from savings for inheritance tax

We do, too.

Same thing is happening here Matey

Oh god they put up a fucking scarecrow

I'm dying