Who asked for this?

Who asked for this?

who asked for these?

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I actually watched this

>Sequels that actually ruin your enjoyment of the first movie.

Jarhead was specifically a movie where almost nothing happens. The main character never even gets a chance to fire his gun in active combat. It was also based on a real person's memoirs.

What the hell are these sequels?

I wonder how these pitches go.

>Uhh remember that old movie that no one likes? What if we make a sequel?

>Jarhead: "War is an endless series of boring tasks where soldiers slowly lose their minds over their lack of 'action' in a cause that is hard to believe in"
>Jarhead 2&3: "MURICA FUCK YEA!!!"

I did.

Well considering the second picture is soldiers running away from an explosion and the third picture is zoolander doing cold steel in front of an exploding building, I'm gonna have to guess they are asylum-level '''''''action''''''' movies

3 's got the dude from the unit, don't even care

>You will never have Dolph's genetics
The only time I actually get sad I wasn't born white

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Why?

It was christmas

How was it?

It's hard to put into words

>the black guy
Fucking why

It looks like he's diddling the kid

those sequels look awful

Honestly could have been interesting just seeing a milf fucking for 90 minutes but it barely had anything to begin with and then to get the R rating they cut out a 3way sex scene they'd been using to promote the film's production.

wait what

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Not a sequel, but still wholly unwanted

>ALL-NEW MOVIE
What?? Why???

One of the biggest ofenders

I did but I wanted Arnold's charm, not a cashgrab

JUST

Kindergarten Cop kicks ass, pic related. Jingle All the Way is a good family comedy. They deserved better.

Anybody remembers when Cuba Gooding Jr was a respected actor?

is that the fucking allstate guy in jarhead 3?

you just ruined my day because i now possess the knowledge that someone made a sequel to easy rider

I did

Not a bad movie but underwhelming compared to 2001

kek. you're right

I thought it was Chris Rock at first, and was like "Well at least the bi-racial pandering might actually be obscured by some real humor in this". No such luck.

>All New Movie

Sounds like one of those chinese knockoff gameboys or something

>NEW GAME INSIDE

fuck forgot pic

Well there was a second and third book

>chris rock
>real humor
you're a fucking pleb

If that fucking show had not featured the depenopotamuses it would have been a goddamn classic.

I mean it was still good but you really had to put up with the bullshit

Shitty sequels thread?

The kid was a nephew/son of the director or something if I remember correctly. The entire movie was just written to try to make him a star.

Hollywood Jewiness at it's finest.

>This movie was marketed towards children

Man I miss the 80's-90's

Oh boy, and which is it with you, the holier-than-thou contrarian, or the NIGGERS CAN NEVER BE FUNNY Sup Forumslack?

This was actually a prequel telling us the story of how Sebastian went from loser to pussy magnet.

The original movie ( that was already remake btw) is the better movie, this one is kinda shitty but has a lot more smut fapped to it when I was like 10 y.o. ...

There is a third direct to DVD one that is unrelated to the plot of the first two, haven't seen that one.

These

they oughta go for a quadrilogy

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Even Soldiers need good insurance coverage.

jews

DELETE THIS!!

Why are you so triggered?

Sorry user

Chris Rock is a legend. Eat a dick.

My favorite part is the quotes they decide are good enough to count as an endorsement of some kind.

>Lots of Action!

lel

It tried to do some meta-commentary about the horror move fandom but it failed miserably as a film.

I asked for them.

Sorry for liking fun.

This

Loud and funny like fat man falling down funny. But telling jokes? No, none of them are entertaining. The closes thing to a decent actor that have is Will Smith or Denzel. Who just play themselves anyways.

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I think its funny, honestly.

>movie 2
>some recognizable faces at least

doesn't look so bad

>movie 3
>literally whos

kek

>"who is your daddy and what does he do"
>"you mean my dad dad or my mom's husband"

please put on a tripcode so I can filter you

This is one is seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen and the bar isn't set very high for the horror genre.

Talk about a movie that didnt age well in terms of storyline.

no

No one asked for this but apparently we should've

You'd be surprised at the amount of people a quote like that can hook. I remember when Xmen Origins was coming out, and I was telling this guy I knew that I heard it was terrible, and the story was shit and the characters were bad

>I don't care about all that, I just care about the action

I mean, action done well is a good thing. I like action too, but people like him are the reason we can't have nice things.

Just think in 10 years shit like the new Ghostbuster, BvS, Suicide Squad will be the bread n butter of these threads.

Was this downfall of jonah hill?

Theres tons of stuff about the Blair Witch lore inside it, but no body got it because they don't care enough to actually read it.

Sure it explains it, but it doesn't make it better. Same with pic related. Though I do believe its an excuse to put in fetishes.

No. He's makes a new movie every 2 years. Has another one coming out soon.

Yeah, but have any of them been memorable?

who needs memorable when you're rolling in dough

I actually don't. I think he was a gay man in a Jack Nicholson Fake OCD movie, a mentally challenged guy, and then played in a "homophobic" movie.

But I loved Snowdogs as a kid.

The book '2001' is a novelization of the movie, stupid pleb nigger

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>I made the mistake of watching this with my step granddad thinking it would be a good action movie and the comedy wouldn't be so crude

It was really awkward and I didn't enjoy it until I saw it the second time on my own.

>be extremely autistic as a kid, even more than now
>kid says boys have penis, girls vagina
>hear tennis, which is what my language uses for sneakers
>think vagina is like a girls sandal or something
>keep thinking so until I was 11 or something

lel.
love it.

Just saw a commercial for a remake of the original
I bet absolutely nobody is going to learn a lesson if it flops

whats in the box ?

gonna do a marathon one day with all these

who asked for this post?

Make sure you make a thread to let us know you survived

what the fuck

Go fuck yourself

>2016 has much more diverse children

C U R R E N T Y E A R

KEK. looks like a CoD game

c/mon ryan philippe was hot in 1 they should get a hot looking guy in 2 prequeal . fuck em

"""""""middle america"""""""

shut up you stupid nigger

The guy who directed and starred in this was an Easy Rider superfan who is also somehow a big conservative. He wrested control of the rights from Bob Rafelson. The sequel is set in the present day with Captain America's adult relatives. This means that everyone is in their sixties. There are multiple flashbacks to WWII, Vietnam, and Iraq. None of the original cast members came obviously, although they did use stock footage.

yah i will make a ranking of the ones that are enjoyable (probably in a they-suck way).

I heard the conclusion was good, with all the bands together. I wonder if that's true or not.

They only exist because Quentin wanted to make more gore porn.