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No shithouse foreign cunts allowed

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do brits actually say bong instead of o'clock

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj los piratas

Am I foreign?

yes

goodbye

Never heard anyone use it outside of Sup Forums

You know how those around you affect your behaviour. Sup Forums is like that alcoholic deadbeat friend that poisons your mind.

ta-rah

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pic's older n' your mam

What did he mean by this?

good: feet, armpits

eh: legs, mouths, bums

bad: breasts

my gf sent this to me lads

based

n' is here a contraction of nor with the meaning of than and demonstrates my uncannily deep knowledge of vernacular British English

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Yeah, you're trying too hard.

that's shit mate

Why are there so many brits threads

we in this bitch now

anime

brainlets got mad and lost

Now then, gyppos

kiira

>twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/852136827272257536

>tfw dumb
>tfw never had a job
>tfw no friends
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw on medication for depression
>tfw can't drive
>tfw phimosis

true value will still drop on account of breggsit

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get annoyed when i read comments saying the north korean people are brainwashed, stupid and starving

i doubt things are truly that bad over there

it is a country with 25 million people after all

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Are you me??

you could fix at least 4 of these within the week
the driving and job might take another week or 2
but you'll probably be dumb for life i'm afraid

first step is to get a job. no need to be picky, any job will do.

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it's just not fair

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For example, you might have a Sup Forums thread asking "first one to guess my name gets a steam game", they enter their name on the site and set it it too reveal in, say, 10 minutes, so the anons know they aren't getting tricked.

Hmmm? Huh?
Pls rate

Really don't like Aussies tbqh

I don't want to. The idea of working just makes me want to cry. Having to be surrounded by normies all day for the next 50 fucking years or whatever the retirement age is now? No thanks.

Wish I was never born

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY

IT'S NEVER GOING AWAY

unless you have aspergers,
>tfw dumb
study more, Sup Forums less
>tfw never had a job
get a job
>tfw no friends
find a hobby you enjoy and meet people
>tfw kissless virgin
go to the gym, and do ^^^ and then you'll become more comfortable around people, you'll meet some girls, and you'll feel confident enough to ask people out
>tfw on medication for depression
i don't know your situation well enough to say anything, but perhaps if you do the rest of the shit you'll no longer be depressed.
>tfw can't drive
if you get a job you can afford to take lessons and your test
>tfw phimosis
get circumcised, goy.

good luck on life.
t. half of those things

>tfw no redpilled /brit/ bf

Where's the problem?

used to despise this one italian prick on here who posted jpop and was better friends with reddit flaggers than i was
turns out he was british
used to live in st annes on the sea but now lives in rochester
think his name was amer or something
amer hotpockets

WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER BUT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND

He's beta as fuck anyway

>do you like my shirt user?

virgin and proud

REMINDER

same for all except i'm not on medication because it's not that bad for me and medication scares me

grill?

Working is an essential part of human existence la. Sitting around doing nothing all day will destroy you mentally because the primitive part of your brain will always be panicking because you're not doing anything to prepare for winter or whatevs

don't really fancy the idea of a gf who is not a normie 2bh

just vaguely feel she'd be somehow fucked in the head

>virgin
okay
>and proud
I almost believed you.

>study more, Sup Forums less
i'm shit at studying, can never maintain focus
>get a job
no idea what and it's too daunting
>find a hobby you enjoy and meet people
don't enjoy anything other than posting on here
>go to the gym, and do ^^^ and then you'll become more comfortable around people, you'll meet some girls, and you'll feel confident enough to ask people out
too lazy to go to the gym, hate the idea of it
>if you get a job you can afford to take lessons and your test
tried a few lessons and i hated it, way too scary and confusing
>get circumcised, goy.
no thanks

>stroll into the gym
>see this

wat do???

t. proddy

a very interesting tale, both thought-provoking and profound

play in traffic

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I have a feminine benis

tfw slept with 33 women and i have them all written down in a little book.

lol he uses the green letters

Start smearing my shit on the surfaces

I don't feel that way. I've never had a clue what to do in life and I still don't. Just want to curl up in my bed forever. I can't stand even having to do chores/DIY, never mind a job where I'd have some cunt manager, normie co workers, long hours etc.

>i'm shit at studying, can never maintain focus
man the fuck up
>no idea what and it's too daunting
man the fuck up
>don't enjoy anything other than posting on here
try manning the fuck up
>too lazy to go to the gym, hate the idea of it
man...the...fuck...up?
>tried a few lessons and i hated it, way too scary and confusing
man the fuck up
>no thanks
i guess it doesn't matter, you're never gonna have sex with that attitude anyways.

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then it looks like your options are:
1) stop whinging and just put of with being a virgin loser forever
2) bin yourself

Just get a motorbike instead m8

easier to drive than cars

>Plan for the rest of my life: Browse Sup Forums

i like doing it, and it works!

the little green letters are cool xD

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badly need tongue-access to an attractive girls feet

>the little green letters are cool xD

>start taking antidepressants
>becoming increasingly concerned my friends all browse /brit/ and catalog all my posts and laugh at them behind my back
>haven't spoke to anyone in 2 weeks, I can't even be bothered reading my texts of answering my phone
>don't wash or clean myself, my house is a fucking mess
>can't speak properly, sometimes and my family barely understands what I'm trying to explain
>when I'm in public I feel like people are staring and laughing at me, moreso than usual
>recently developed an interest in the occult and spend all day playing games and listening to occult audiobooks and YouTube videos
>feel as though I'm in a dream, everything looks scary in a way I can't explain
>tried to stop taking the antidepressants to stop this shit, but if I don't take them I wake up choking and unable to breathe several times a night

wew lads
DO NOT FALL FOR THE ANTIDEPRESSANT MEME
At least I don't want to kill myself though, silver linings, eh?

been getting buzzed/drunk every weeknight this week. am i becoming an alchy?

a cool blog made of green letters
+10

cookie cutter normie advice: the post

i'd talk to your talking about this shit, it sounds god awful

Cool blog bro
Def read the whole thing xD

if i was a normally would i still be a kissless virgin? i think not.

are you downing more than a couple of litres equivalent of voddy per week?

i am not cool
>because you suck LOL

*normie

if i were at least diagnosed with assburgers or something i'd have owt to blame my failures on. as it is i have absolutely nothing to blame my failures on - i just AM a failure
autists don't know how lucky they are

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sounds like classic symptoms of low dopamine

i doubt the antidepressants caused these problems

not sure, i've just been drinking beer desu. i did actually buy some vodka an hour ago cause i realised it is cheaper

>man the fuck up
i don't care about being a man
tough choice
i'd probably fall off or get ploughed over instantly

You're cool in my book bro :3

will make me wank

Are you retarded? If your drugs don't agree with you then you talk with your doctor.

We can suicide together if you want

I am planning to do saturday, got my voddy and noose ready

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there are many types of antidepressants which produce different side-effects. you should tell your GP about this so he can change your prescription