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Those teeth scream " I'M BRITISH!"

Does she actually have a wig or is that just shitposting like with trump?

That's because we actually chew our food in Britain, rather than inhaling it like our rotund transatlantic cousins do.

I think its her real hair. However nobody has ever seen it move

Top kek

What happened?

Bumping for Comrad Corbyn

>transatlantic
u cheeky fuck oi'll bash ya fookin head in

what a shameless coorp cocksucking whore. hope he gets murdered in her sleep

She called an early election so that she could increase her majority in parliament and 'get her own way' in the Brexit negotiations. She expected at least 376 seats (as a par). However the Exit Polls, which are pretty accurate, are suggesting she will get less than is required to win, let alone get a huge majority.

>he

rofl

Also, checked

Thanks bruv. She is running to be PM, or already is? American here who doesn't keep up with politics of any sort.

So similar to trump.
I actually read an article where they basically narrowed down what's going on with trump's hair though it's impossible to confirm because it's done by this one guy who's basically hair-expert to the rich and famous and charges a premium for absolute confidentiality.

Omg it's habbening! Turn on CNN now!

what does chewing your food have to do with your inability to brush your teeth?

you triggered user?

religion of peace?

They have to chew longer cuz there's less food to eat cuz the immigrants eat most of it. And they haven't invented toothbrushes in England yet.

Both. She succeded David Cameron who quit after the Brexit vote (he voted Remain). She basically took over his job but wasnt elected via General Election. The same thing happened when Gordon Brown took over when Tony Blair resigned. However Brown didnt call a 'snap election' as he knew it was a gamble

And tolerance.

It seems to be a double comb over of some sort

they used to scoop the ice out of their tea to help ease the tooth pain but now the muslims just stick their hand in there and take it for them. truly polite gentlemen

Okay cool, thank you. I assume that she is the UKs conservative - ish candidate yeah? Thanks for answering my questions lad I appreciate it.

She is the current PM and her party did have a majority and was fully in charge, and repeatedly said she wouldn't call a snap election. And then she call one and is now going to be worse off than before

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No. British politics has gone Communist

Her party is called the Conservative party if that helps

The Iron Lady II

and what does this mean for the rest of the world?

Kek alright. Fanks bruv. That concludes my questionnaire. Glad to see a conservative candidate take the reigns over there. Now you just gotta get that mayor of London the fuck out of there.

The pound is falling fast.

No problem user. Im staying up all night while they release the results.

Yes, May is the leader of the Conservative party (pro-Capitalism, pro-Privatization, pro-Nuclear weapons, pro-Fox Hunting, pro-Tuition fees etc etc)

Corbyn (Labour party) is the complete opposite. He's far more Left Wing than Bernie Sanders

So very peaceful!

No one knows yet. It was just the Exit Polls. It could go either way. Full results in about 5hrs time. If Labour get enough votes then they could form a coalition with one of the smaller parties.

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The complete opposite is happening

one, or two of the smaller parties

1.5%......

Americlapping!!

>labour, snp, lib dem coalition
>mark my words

any word on muslims/immigration? i stay away from all things news as much as possible

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True. Its gonna be interesting. Either way, May is out of a job

and Green and Plaid Cymru

>take the reigns over there.
She was already in charge and the conservative party has had power for years, and now she has fucked it all up

May wants to take away WhatsApp etc
Corbyn wants to negotiate with ISIS

good. german here, she seems like an asshole.

She shouldn't have cut 19,000 police jobs and decimated the NHS

Assuming the article was right, and their investigation all seemed very convincing and fitting with all known facts, it's some sort of threading system that uses their own hair to cover as much as possible and fill in gaps. You could find info on the general process with google but the guy that likely did trump's has his own secret unique variation that's supposedly one of the best although I think it's the confidentiality that makes him more exclusive.

>negotiate with ISIS
jfc

IT'S ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

the introduction of the NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE oh, what, 70 years go, was a SOCIALIST ENDEAVOUR

it't not a new thing to have left leaning policies

She is a huge ass hole. However another huge ass hole could take her place if the Conservatives get 326 seats

What do you mean?

>now she's fucked it all up
Haven't y'all learned from the American left that you really reallllllly shouldn't jump to such conclusions, user? They were saying Trump had a 1% chance the day of the election. Don't trust polls, ever user. Only trust the end results. Anyway it's not even my country but I wish to see y'all do well also.

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Can't wait to read the daily fail tomorrow. I'm already imagining the headline

"UNELECTABLE CORBYN WINS ELECTION"

Do you have a link to this magical method?

Checked

You should pay more attention. We live in entertaining times

ignore this & go to
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Next Tory party leader

I was taking the piss ;)

>Don't trust polls

The Exit Polls here are notoriously accurate

arent people still a little upsetti about his lies about brexit? you know, 350M weekly for NHS and all the other little white lies

The Conservatives arent doing very well. They are counting the votes right now

Your one ugly motha fucka

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> german here
first hand experience eh?

Trips of truth

Yes, but he is popular within his own party

indeed. it's just the more i get involved, the more angry i become. and that's not how i like to spend my time.

Oh alright then. My mistake.

Aren't the conservatives on power user??

In power*

Bunch of slack-jawed fagots around here

a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus

I feel the same way. How did you change things?

i guess you have never been to manchester . .

lol become homeless and lose basically all forms of communication. find out what really matters and try to focus on that. it's like addiction cuz you can't avoid it, just learn to live with it.

Yes they're in power. But they may not be in 5 or 6hrs time

You sound like you're isolated

Conservative were in power, then decided to call a snap election. And now will probably have less power, they have shot themselves in the foot

Double dubs

Become a tory watch your leader negotiate with Isis biggest sponsor to sell them £4 billion in weapons. Watch Isis kill normal people in Manchester and London and turnaround have the nerve to say we'll do everything to stop these terrorists. Watch Trump sell 110 billion worth of weapons to the world's biggest Isis weapon provider. Then blame everything on Iran and Russia.
>every single UK & US politician is a lying corrupt cunt
>everyone of them are in it for themselves
>why don't terrorists attack the people who give
>the orders to bomb their countries
>why are Jews never targeted
One day you will grow up and realise your biggest enemy is you

Tards.

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for the most part, yes. it's nice actually. i still interact with people on a daily basis. but it's not like i feel an overwhelming urge to conversate. i hate it when gas station employees feel like they need to get to know you because you come up there a lot. just gimme my smokes and let me leave in peace. i'll still talk to them, but it's out of obligation

No, but like I said if you just search "hair threading treatment" or something like that you should be able to find the general idea.

>implying that contradicts anything I said
no, user, you are the retard :^)

>Negotiate with Isis biggest sponsor to sell them £4 billion in weapons.

Please explain

>why don't terrorists attack the people who give the orders to bomb their countries

Because they're under constant armed gaurd and its easier to target the public

>why are Jews never targeted

You're joking right?

Yes we are the best keep the red flag flying high

rekt

He only shows the fringe!!! Show the crown! Its combed over a huge bald patch

I hear you. Ive got 2 kids though...

Haha thanks

Good work

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You're taking the piss right?
Explain?
That the Saudi government is Isis biggest donor even 5yr olds know this take a look into facts and stop believing your bullshit media. Armed guards on every mp you're living in a fantasy world. You do know the UK has more cctv than any other country but they're always switched off when Isis strike. You do know the last London attack was in Westminster you know that place where the houses of Parliament are. Muslims despise Jews more than anyone why wasn't there an attack in north London against them. Open your eyes and you'll see that you're your biggest enemy

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All google "jeremy corbyn suggests hitler did nothing wrong" and it'll come up on the gay screen

cool man. hopefully they'll grow old enough to see what a great dad they have

BURN HER, SHE IS A WITCH.

Sorry, don´t know her just saw her ugly face.