Just got kicked out of the Greek Presidental Guard ask me anything

Just got kicked out of the Greek Presidental Guard ask me anything

Why'd you get kicked out user?

Why is Greece so poor and why can't you fucks keep a good economy

how tall are you

Why are Greeks once upon a time a great civilization but now its shit?

I got kicked because I am a neo-socialist at heart and I got tired of their anti-patriotic tutelage. Also, I got caught sucking off one of my instructors.

5'4, which makes me a stud in my family kek.

Idk they just announced it to me tiday morning
Id say cause we are a greedy ppl ruled by corrupt and greedier ppl
197cm

>Using feet
>greeks use meters

Good question user.
I believe that my country went to shit around the time we were attacked by the Persians and the Mongols. We were the epicenter of technology once, and had the monopoly on the gyro buffet market in Europe.

Cause they grew fat and lazy filled with greed vanity and hate

True, but you Amerifags don't understand metres so, yeah...

Your mother is a man, user.

/thread

Well played sir

No i seriously wont event try with feet you have to be a retard to use that system
So how was your fish tank evzone?

Why do they wear those fucking funny as fuck outfits ? do they mean something ? whats up with the shoes also ?

What do you think can be done to get more Greeks to properly pay their taxes?

I dont get this reference

What did you think of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding'?

The shoes are called tsarouhia and they are traditional footwear to make the characteristic sound when they walk
And the clothes are each a different traditional reprisintation
The brown is from the balkan wars
The blue is the macedonian
The black is the pontiac
The blue red is the islandic
And the white is the traditional honorary clothing of the euzones

Use a gun
Honestly i havent seen it

thanks user

Was it because you wore your pyjamas to work?