Stripper thread, lets get it!

Stripper thread, lets get it!

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I'm going to my strip club for my first time in a couple weeks. My friend is younger than me and is begging for me to go with him. I don't like the idea of paying for a bone (I go home to a 9 every day). How much money to bring, and any general tips? Maybe a tip on even fucking one of them to make it worth my time?

Bring at least a few condoms. Almost every stripper will fuck for about $60. Just take her to a "private dance". If you don't ask to fuck she will just give you a lap dance but be upfront and tell her what you want. I wouldn't bring much more than $60 though. Also almost every door person will let you in without a cover if you're persistent. Especially if it's a girl. They only have her out there because she isn't hot enough to dance and fuck. Just be persistent and the cover is free almost always

Luckily, my friend is good friends with the owner. So we get free vip access.

Perfect. Yeah strippers are all sluts. They will fuck just about anybody for a few bucks.

Walk in and immediately take of your pants and call the bouncer a faggot. He will think that's hilarious and take you to the VIP area. Then grab all the pussy you can on the way there. Everyone will love you and you will be the hero of the night.

Wow, 60 dollars? It's quite a lot. If you go to a street hooker, there are really good looking ones, you can have everything for about 30-40$.

Will do

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Bro, where do you fuckers live. Here in Houston they want $120-300.
They want more than actual hookers.

Italy, home of spaghetti, hand gestures, Berlusconi and, as it seems, cheap hookers.

I'm in Hollywood.

60 dollars???? Try 600 to 2000

Agree, and can confirm. Been in clubs all over the south. Also wife stripped for a while. Not all strippers will fuck for money some play the game well enough to con you out of 500+ and never touch your dick. These girls are the 8-10s that you would want to pay to fuck. Sure you might get laid for 60.. but she will not have all her teeth.

Picture of said wife

enjoy

Lol your wife has aids

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That's a dude

bump

Why? Why can't you go be a faggot somewhere else? Maybe get aids or cancer or get set on fire or something?

*was

gives shitty bj for tips but her body is too perfect

Any more stories/advice?

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Pls keep going.

Tell me you have wins....

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Please dump whole set/post her SC

moar?

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have about 15 moar of her

anyone wanna see her get naked?

anybody?

you guise srs?

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post her getting dp'd rn or gtfo.

this softcore shit doesnt do anything for me anymore

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well i may keep poasting anyways..

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>MFW this thread makes me realize why they keep it so dark in strip clubs

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mfw you've never been to an upscale gentleman's club

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i like her in red better

Nice try faggot. That's Reddit user Dancesfordollars or some shit. She used to post years ago by stopped.

she looks like if Kim Deal were less dyke and more pornstar
in other words
>is perfect

You spent the money on her. I don't see why I have to waste so much data on an AIDS ass. When there is sweeter shit here under 100kb.

ignore this & go to
>i̶f̶u̶c̶k̶t̶o̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶.c̶o̶m̶

Show the fucking nudes already

Any more of her?

more fit stripper?

better yet.. with less clothes on

ok?

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Ive always kinda wanted to "ball out" at a club.. me and some friends from my work were gonna make plans to go, i was planning on tossing around $1,000 just for shits and giggles and to see what its like to blow a grand in a night. should i bring money specifically to fuck? or would they do it with just that if i dont "throw it all away"?

Graduated with this dopehead. I'd still bang her just because