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What the hell is this?

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I need to see it in your ass first

There has to be someone/thing that knows what this is..

I told you I need to see it in your ass first to properly identify it

that's a magnetic toothbrush
they give those in the plane

you can't brush your teeth with a magnet retard, it's too hard

It's not magnetic.

have you tried sticking it in your ass

does it float?

No.

does it fit in your ass

that is a ruler

post a pic with your dick next to it so we can get an estimate size of your device

Why are you obessed with a dude's ass? They are hairy and shit.

a fool with a tool!

not obsessed with a dudes ass I'm simply trying to help figure out what that thing is

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thats a window breaker

Nigger detected

im actually albino

Where did you get this?
Where are you (generally)?
Did you find them together?
Give us a side view of the bottom item.
You gotta give us more info user. More pics = more info.

Unless you're a big fat faggot and this whole thing is fake and gay.

czech'd

drubs

my house
my room
yes
no
no

and a picture of the bottem, and if it isnt magnetic try it on a fridge, make sure you arent touching it to alluminum

I'm pretty sure it's a ruler.

bottim*

alright abandon thread, we arent helping you user

mine is not, I shave... and I've been told I've got a cute butthole >///////

>*
prove it

please i need to know what it is

did your bf tell you that? faggot

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Then give us some more information or pictures you squat.

Is it magnetic, user?

then post a picture of the bottom of it, even if no writing

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i cant right now

no i tried testing it on my fridge

eeeeh not really, my last gf, a girl I did lewd things with and a guy too ^^ I'm bi hehe

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post pics

that's not a normal thing for a girl to say to a guy

That's part of the Glendorian time machine project. Please put it back where you found it, or hold it there while we contact you. IT IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL THAT YOU DON'T PUT ANYTHING MAGNETIC NEAR IT. If you do we'll need you to put it up your ass to cure your time radiation poisoning.

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>It's not magnetic.
>Origin UK.
>Came from a person's bag and been there for a long period.

Why not? Did you take the picture in the OP? Don't you have it in your possession?

Came here for this comment.

have you tried sticking it in your ass yet

> Please put it back when you found it,

FTFY. Next time, you're on your own...

you can fuck off now then

im trying to find it

lol faggit

Its a USB drive you faggot

You lost it?

fagget

There won't be a next time if OP doesn't shove it up his ass yesterday.

heeeeeeeeh she was bi too so like.... hhahaha

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That is a Plumbus light. With 50% less fleeb. and hardly any grumbles they are great.

Someone is testing the tensile strength of a material. That plastic is designed to crack in the middle where its then under load. The ruler is to measure deformation, while the rectangle piece is just a sample of the material.

wont post

i made a laugh

pics? definitely not, I am not really willing to disclose my identity or even how my index finger's nail looks in this website hahaha

> Rectangle piece is a case.

im not asking for your index finger am i, and unless you got your name tattooed on your ass hole, pics

will pics of my faggoty ass hole work?

/the curved lines on it look like the wifi signal. is there a way to turn it on? try to figure out if it has wifi? could be a portable wifi booster or something?
Genuine serious reply

Its a dongle, OBVOIUSLY, OP, you massiv retard.

Meh, is my best guess.
youtube.com/watch?v=br63xWD2R-I
Looks similar to the tabs this guy is using.

sorry user, it's not going to happen, I am not posting any pics of myself here, I could just google a pic of a butt hole and send it, but I'd rather be honest.

Listen here you little shit.
That is NOT a Plumbus.
I know a plumbus when I smell one.

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It's calobration weight complete with carry case

This is a "stinger," a type of router used in shaping the frontal opening in finger boxes.

thats the stick of godly power simply stick it up your ass to become god

Is it a key of some sort?

I would guess it is some sort of key. The metal part could be to make an electrical connection inside a lock. The case would keep it clean and protected.

lol forget this shit
>IᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT .ᑕOᗰ

OH SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT
been so long i made a finger box i had forgoten, its a hand powered router

Makes me think it may be some sort of anti-shoplifting device, sensed by some electric device.

> As far as I know, not technological.

The dot on the tip is blue, your girlfriend is pregnant, you're fucked.

everyone knows fingerboxes arent real its simply a meme to get newfags to ask about it

thats where you are wrong, they were real, everyone had one. they just served no purpose

*holds up spork*

Looks like a RFID chip with a cool case. Or maybe a USB thing. Looks like the thin piece is stiff, but IDK. More pics please?

It it a block of metal that is to be worn on you at all times (hence the hole, which is a necklace loop, and cap) so that you can, when needed, take the metal part out and leave it in water(?) so as to kill bacteria?

PS I love this shit

what fraction of a rupee do you get for each one of your posts?

id need
more pics of it user, you said you are in your room take a pic

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i cant right now, all shall be revealed soon. AwaitTheFlamingSwastika

OHH SHIT OKAY OKAY I'LL POST ONE!! lmao if you're so interested in seeing it, you're gonna have to proof that you're not a crazy Sup Forumstard, let's talk somewhere else

Bring to Reddit for a serious response

4? four? FOUR WHAT?
IS IT THE NUMBERATOR OR THE DEMONATOR?

oh I remember those, knocked a guy out with a jab straight to the temple, fucker didnt see it coming

just 4

Email me!!!! My names Katy and my email is [email protected]

That's the most plausible thing I've seen so far.