I have a 150 word paper due tonight by midnight

I have a 150 word paper due tonight by midnight.

I haven't even started it yet. What do?

U r fucked. I couldn't even rite 50 words in a short tyme.

you write 150 words and turn it into your remedial English class tomorrow.

You should probably kill yourself. That seems like your best option

Pay one of the smart students to do it for you

I'll write it.

150 words isn't even a short essay, calm the fuck down and pound that shit out in the

150 words LOLOL that's like only 15 sentences

What class is it for? Maybe we can help.

150 is kiddy shit. Do your paper and go to sleep, faggot.

Welcome

The problem is that OP is half retarded.

What's it about?

awww yeah, let's do this fuckers.

150? Pay me and I'll write it.

>150 word paper

I can copypasta you a story, want me to?

Here's the story

What's it about, faggot? We'll help you out.

>remember when I was 18 on Sup Forums
>every day I'd browse Sup Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

It's for Ethics.

>due by midnight
I call shenanigans.

HI TSUKIO!

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Bam 150 words, thats not shit. What are you in middle school?

How tf are you in school you right now?

Fucking kek'd. Well done user.

why's that? I've had dozens of assignments due by midnight

Sounds like either someone's still in high school, or someone's a nigger. Either is b&

Your pathetic comment was 17 words.

That is more than 10% of your paper.

Stale as fuck

>still in high school
Class of '94, first person in the history of my family to graduate high school.
Also German/Irish, btw. Genetically destined to get drunk and pick a fight with the whole goddamn world.

I just didn't fall for that con job of tens of thousands of dollars in debt just for a college degree. I could have gone into data entry right out of high school, maybe learned coding, but then I'd be a quarter-ton heart attack. Building things with my hands (commercial electrician) is fun and it pays the bills.

Seriously, though, you're telling me college professors stay up until midnight to collect...
Oh, wait...you're probably emailing the paper of something. I forgot I'm in the future now.
NVM, I'll go back to my wine bottle.

150 Words? Thats nothing

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I hate niggers. Every time I see a nigger I say "I hate niggers". Niggers.

>Know it's summer when twitch memes make it here.

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