Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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I can't sleep, send help
Or nudes

hi not muffin
ok come over

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Who else reads the emoji things
OwO = ohwoah.
Uwu= ooowew
O: = o

Still here


and


Get one of those black leather suits where the shoes are built into them. or at least it looks like they are
I think they are nice. Is there a legwear you like?

:(

What

Hi not nothing
Ok how do I get there?

I read them exactly the way you do

Still queer

hi not muffin
either fly or swim

why is louise dressed up as a priestess?

not really, im not much of a leg man

The pope asked her to pray at the chapel as part of a 2-week festival

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Thighs at least?

Hi not nothing
I can barely swim :(

Seeing as how I'm not receiving nudes, I can only assume help is on the way

Sorry dont want to post those

>satantrips
Oh my god, where would you even wear one of those

youtu.be/__LGynhTLz0

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Rem

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interesting

>checked
alittle, really i just enjoy a nicely shaped pair of boobs and a tight ass

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>wew
This is the best i can offer you
>

Sending help.

hi not muffin
I can barely breathe :(

Because its hot
Boobs are nice butt I dont get ass.

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caught you
It's a good series
but
uncomfortable, I assume

Kurumin#2935
:Winking_face:

How many you got?

You can do better

But how will they get here if Australia's gravity is up, won't they fly away?

colon o

Hey
I dont know. Get one and tell me

Hi not nothing
that's not ok in the slightest :(

nice peek
hi not muffin
I hope it fixes itself soon :(

We perfected gravity manipulation before we left the island.

not even if you paid for it

am drunk

hello snugs
nice user

i just dont like flabby ass

Hi not nothing
me too
I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now
Badnight :(

Legit actual waifu

what do you like about Plague Knight?

Damn.
Well, how are you as of now?

I don't buy it, it's too absurd

How can you escape from the highest security prison ever?

Ill have to convince chara then
How are you?
I mean how do you know a good one?

Everything

not bad. Friend is napping on my bed, I'm just playing some uranium.
You?
Do your best~

Why do you love him?

>dubs
Well if you're not satisfied then please file a complaint and we'll see what we can do

By turning it into a functioning society, with its own government, services and support structure over 200 years of relatively peaceful life.

nice shitty games
hi not muffin
me too soon :(
goodnight
lie to me

Oh I will

What's not to love about him

My friend wants to kill me and I'm happy. Not happy that he wants to kill me, happy and he wants to kill me.

how you doin'

cute pic
Do you think you'll succeed?
Why does he want to kill you? Seems kinda mean

he's kinda rude
All being part of the evil group and all

Anyone here???

Tomoko is always cute. Probably not. I dont really think Ill ever see anything like it with my own eyes.
Yes qt Koume

He's only evil Cus he had no choice, like Specter Knight

She is often cute
you could uh google it I guess

ignore this & go to
>JғucktoɴJGHt.com

Is that so? I haven't played the DLC
Nor beat the main campaign yet

You want the short version or long version?

Hi Vampire-chan~
Come here for pats!

Try all the time. Its just not the same

cute ears
I'm ok how about you ?
yes they were pretty shitty
maybe next time it'll be not so shitty

Huh, I never knew you made a Discord...

The image you provided in response to my request was severely unsatisfactory. My request contained very clear and concise instructions to provide a picture that shows of the form of a subject's body in a sexually explicit way. As response to my request, you provided an image where clothing was obstructing the genitalia and breasts, a very puritanical image that did not satisfy said request. As such I implore you to revise your response and send a sufficiently explicit image lacking the clothing obstruction seen in the previous reply.

Sincerely,
Kurumin

And you didn't even have to shoot people to gain independence

>Reports for Pat's
Demanding nibs. How are you doing? Recovered from earlier??

your choice!
pay someone!
Or wear one yourself

bad

Indeed I did
Not too long ago, in fact

Just sitting right now. A wee bit hungry but what else is new
Im doing fine yeah and Koume looks cute.
Haha no. Thats no fun.

>Furiously and gently pats the vampire

A fighting game with gachas as the main source for getting "battle" cards had a new batch, I happened to get the big target. Unfortunately, I also have every other great card from the previous batches, so he hates me.

why's that?

good butts are nice and round, bad butts are saggy

you mean cute everything

Basically Specter Knogt died trying to receive an amulet I think and the Enchantress brought him back and offered him freedom if he can collect the souls of knights(the bosses of the main game) and bring them to her, so basically he went around and brought them all to her or something and she made them evil against their will

Yep. To think that the criminals did the smart thing and not start a war for no reason.
Tell him hes being a fucking child over something that is luck based.

do it and post pics
it'll be fun
Good luck is good luck, right?

>wew
Although your letter is well written and provides valid points for your argument, I'm sorry to inform you that there's nothing much more we can do than that, as we see you are not a valid member of the Juvia lewds club. We will offer you this pic
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Due to the fact that you have taken the time to write this letter

With best regards,
Juvia and the Juvia lewds club

i want to disappear

you should keep posting images, make friends with everyone
he sounds nice
would you date him

how come?

>Ahhhh
Thank you. I always like gym clothes. They are such a simple thing...and pony tails. Up all night??

Have you grabbed them?
Nah. I would want something less...... Yeah.

Like what?

I want that on my face

Tomoko has some nice pony tails. I will be

I would fuck the plague knight he's best knight bby

>No reason
Yeah, sure, it was done because the colonies were forced to follow laws made by the British government without having any representation

Basically, the US was getting shafted by the king

If you could forward me to your human resources department, it would be much appreciated

i want to stop being myself

Definitely

I dont know Louise. Something that people would like.

dont lewd your waifu
or someone else's
then make a image collection and post!

Get a maid costume

get a snack or some food
but her ears are so cute

More like good karma. Did something generous before it

>gently massages ears
So how are you today?

There ya go, it's always good to see karma working

Tomoko looks cute in them
I had ramen noodles already.