What's the message of this movie?

What's the message of this movie?

This makes no fucking sense

Guys would line up to take a woman's virginity even older women

But if it was a guy especially an older guy literally NO ONE wants to fuck you or have anything to do with your virginity

End up with Chad.

>the 29 year old virgin

Ftfy

Softcore porn

>advertised as pseudo-softcore
>not even a boobslip

still mad

You have no one to blame but yourself. You're a sad sack of shit, nobody cares about you fucking nobody

...

>tfw 33 and reading this

>mfw i will never be this edgy

epic jewish kino my friend american society is at its height post more

The girl I lost my virginity to knew I was a virgin before we had sex. She thought it was 'cute'

Have you tried not being ugly

le projegting man :DD

go on, how old are you

>'cute'

It's not edgy to ask you to improve yourself

>Have you tried not being ugly
IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN CONTROL IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you're a virgin past the age of 16 you should literally just consider suicide.

>18
>never kissed
>never fucked
>girls rarely even showed interest in me
>can't act normally in social situations
I don't know what's wrong with me, Sup Forums. I try to cope by watching tv shows and movies but it's getting old already. I don't know how much I can take before I snap and do something I'll regret later.

...

>18

Boo fucking hoo

>tfw 22 next week

should I just hire an escort and be done with it?

For all of you who are still virgins, I'm going to tell you something the world doesn't prepare you for: Even when you finally get your dick wet, it doesn't get any easier.

I thought sex would be like ripping off a band-aid and having an epiphany all at the same time. I wasn't even that old; just turned 18. Hell yeah. Had sex. Booyah. Done it countless times since. Now I get to be awesome, right?

Except I'm 28 now and it's been 2 years since the last time I had sex. I don't feel any different. I don't feel like I could go out and get laid like I convinced myself I would when I was a youngster once I finally turned in my V card. I feel like the same awkward teenager for whom women were an enigma and sex was a rare luxury reserved for the rich and powerful.

That's what nobody teaches you; When you're the kind of guy that doesn't get laid easily, you'll always be a virgin - even when you're having sex.

but hey at least it gives me something to talk about to the normies that I know right?

???

Well, yeah, that was the word she used for it. Not sure what you're implying.

what I was thinking, 18 is like freshman year of college, who cares?

The novelty of discussing sex wears off once you exit your early 20s.

If it helps, the judgement fades too. If one of my 25+ year old friends told me they'd never had sex, I wouldn't think anything of it.

25, has sex with 3 girls (about 6 total times), lost virginity at 23


Honestly, the feeling of sex isn't even that good. My favorite thing about sex is making the girl orgasm (or to try her to get her there). I don't know why but giving a girl pleasure turns Me the fuck on

Yeah, probably, but I'll feel less of a waste of life. I honestly think that when I lose my virginity I'll be more confident, but I guess that wouldn't happen not even if I buffed up, had a good haircut, dressed like a /fa/ bro and had a threesome with two supermodels. So, yeah, you're probably right.

> I don't know why but giving a girl pleasure turns Me the fuck on

Because it enables you to feel relevant in some capacity for once in an otherwise totally arbitrary and inconsequential life.

Virgin, Virgin! We got a virgin here!

You know what? Being a virgin doesn't bother me at all. What really bothers me, is the fact that I will never find a partner. I've been a lonely faggot ever since my father died. He was all I had, and now I'm just a loser that works just so that he can eat and stay alive. I feel lonely. I wanted company, and right now, the only thing that keeps me company is alcohol and you guys. It's a sad existence.

>I honestly think that when I lose my virginity I'll be more confident

Trust me, mate, you won't. Perhaps for a day, a week, maybe even a month, but it's not a cure all.

You focus on it because it's something you feel insecure about and it's something that can be fixed in one day. All it takes is for you to be on your game for one night with the right girl and all of a sudden all your problems go away - that's why it's such an attractive prospect. It's something you can fix in an instant if you play your cards right.

It isn't going to solve anything. You need to focus on the more pressing issues in your life. You need to set long term goals and pursue them with conviction. I promise you that if you do that for long enough, the sex will come and it will come a hell of a lot easier.

You'll probably never be that guy who slays all kinds of pussy on the reg, but you will have an infinitely easier time getting a long term relationship if you are sincere and driven in everything else you do.

not really a bad thing family

>the 18 year old virgin
>the 19 year old roastie
>the 20 prolapse
>the 21 year old single mom
>the 22 year old slag
>the 23 year old cam whore
>the 24 year old tinder bait

>the 17-29 year old former leftist who discovered Sup Forums and is now overcompensating for the fedora tipping moron he used to be

>the implications

:( it sucks. i know that im going to be alone forever too (diff reasons). oh well, you play the cards you got

Make the best of it. Go for engineering.

Yes, I'm implying exactly that you self-declared redpilled little parrot.

Do discussions like this ever happen among women? Like, here I'm seeing what I'm presuming to be a bunch of men trying to support one another with their individual loneliness, but I can't really imagine that girls ever have anything similar.

Are you trying to make the point than women are never lonely or that they are a bunch of sociopaths?

I feel like the last man on earth except there's other people around me.

It wasn't really a pointed inquiry like that I was just asking a question to nobody in particular.

No, I mean like one or the other, out of curiosity.

hey its only a movie don't get your panties in a bunch

im just trying to have fun with it

Is that a Drake lyric?

>tfw this describes me mostly as well
I feel you user. I think college might be what does it for me though. A qt girl I met on Friday gave me here number and said she wants to hang out sometime. I'm probably gonna try to hang out later this week and maybe put benis in bagina.

>tfw 3 weeks till 22
>thinking about ending it all before I reach my second dubs age while being a virgin

You're still fine. Point of no return is 22+

sex really isn't that big of a deal.

>risking your life because you're so driven by your dick you would have sex with a literal disease ridden whore
Go for it you fucking fetus.

>they misspelled the banner on the house in the back

Question for all you losers wallowing in self pity:

What are you going to do, TODAY, to make your lives better?

shitposting on Sup Forums

>being a virgin in your twenties
>not just killing yourself outright

Here's a protip: the people telling you sex is overrated are wrong. It's the best fucking feeling in the world. Songs have been made, books written, wars waged over pussy. Every industry is oversaturated by it. Sex sells, and for a reason. Buy a hooker and get laid TODAY if you ever want to feel happy. The sexual peak for men happens in their early- to mid twenties. You're probably already too old. Salvage what's left.

>big read text
>white background
That it's shit

finish leveling my druid in wow

>be 5'5" Asian-American
>had sex with 9 women (1 Bangladeshi, 1 Irish-American, 1 Mexican, 1 Polynesian, 4 Asians, 1 Afrikaner)

If I can do it, so can everyone in ITT.

Drinking myself to death.

Dude it's like 1am. I don't know what to do even if I had the willpower to.

fuck you, you presumptuous faggot, I'm busy improving my diet and applying for jobs.

Implying I wanna fuck all these trash
Jesus Chris, Bangladeshi, have you any self-respect

>be 5'10 African-American
>Never had sex with anyone
>Sit on Sup Forums where people shitpost BLACKED threads so I just feel even worse for not fucking

wtf i hate asians now

This is one of those renamed with a raunchy title movies isn't it?
Like Balls Out or Trojan War.

>the 27 year old virgin

SOON

>25
>Only had gay sex
>not even gay
I just wanted to feel loved!

>be 6' 1" CIS american white male
>be fat
I'm tall and have the most "privileges" of you all but because I'm fat I'm literally worse than you guys. I guess we are all losers.

...

You have to tell the story now, fag.

You were drunk or high, weren't you? Almost fell for this meme, but realized what was I doing before it was too late.

I was trying to fuck this chick for hours one time, then she reveals that actually she's a virgin. At 20 years old. I couldn't believe it. She wasn't ugly, not super hot but I was so surprised. Anyway I felt really bad because I didn't want to take away her virginity on a one night stand.

Nope. She was my first and beggars can't be choosers.

>I didn't want to take away her virginity on a one night stand
Fuck you, you are literally the most lucky man in the planet. Not even my first girlfriend was a virgin and I was like 16.

Sex itself may not change my life but I'd like to touch a girl just once, just to know the feeling.

--28 yo

Put yourself in enough social situations, throw enough shit at the wall and eventually you'll luck out. It's really a numbers game for guys. If tuning a girl isn't working you just have to move on to the next one.
In a similar vein, I had a friend who we all laughed at for being a virgin at 21. He was lanky, had really bad acne and has a big jew nose and a nasally voice. Now he's banged 13+ girls in less than a year and gets action pretty often. His acne cleared up, he developed some style and he goes out a lot, so don't sell yourself short

Well shit, if none of you were pretentious autists/picky virgins, this movie wouldn't trigger you so much. Finding some willing pussy isn't even hard in this day and age.

if you're over the age of 30, its fucking over

there is no restart point, theres no "getting your act together" you are fucking DONE...

Sex with a virgin isn't great sex, just egotistical I think. Besides that she agreed that she would want her first time to be with a boyfriend or whatever. The air was thick with the smell of her vagina though kek she had to change her underwear twice just from heavy petting. She even did the whole pulling my hands away from her tits/ass/pussy. I said I felt like I was in highschool again.
And the girl who took my virginity lost hers when she was 14, and we had sex when I was 17 and she was 15 and she'd already banged like 4 other guys by then. But she ended up cheating on me so no surprises there

No, you become a wizard.

Yeah, I guess you're right. As bad as we are, there's nothing that can't be fixed with hard work and dedication to goal.

Olivia Alaina May is hot as fuck. She shows a lot more in Co-Ed Confidential, btw.
Huh? There's plenty of nudity, including full frontal (not from Olivia, but you still see her tits and ass).

>implying escorts count
who's baby is that?

>implying I'm not thoroughly enjoying my god damn wizard powers

You dun goofed.

being able to accurately predict the future based on predictable behavior patterns isn't a fair trade for being lonely and bitter
i learned that the hard way, and it's probably too late to go back
unless there are other powers i can look forward to

>18
>Got a gf, going to uni
>Shitpost with each other and laugh at stupid shit together
>Genuinely care about and love each other
Feels good man. Trust me anons. If I of all people can do it you can do it. Don't buy into the "dont meet people online" meme or any other dating meme.

something doesnt add up

Just wait until she cheats on you with your bestfriend, and then a year later dates a guy who literally just buys her stuff and treats her like shit but she would rather be with him because he fucks better than you do and has more money

I'm sorry for your loss user. You need to find someone who respects you just as much as you respect them. There's the key.

Lol, it was ages ago but what I'm getting at is that everything inevitably ends, one way or another. She has revealed herself to be a trash person but for the 4 years that we dated it didn't seem that way.

Everything ends, no doubt about it. I still hope that you find someone you can settle down with for as long as possible.

>it's an user finally has a conversation he enjoyed with a woman who turns out to be gay episode
it's ok though
i saw them months later and they gained 50 pounds, shaved their head, and covered themselves in tattoos

doggo weeps bitter tears for his master

OH FUCK IT'S THE DOG'S

>>> Lost virginity at 19
>>Still a lonely virgin until...
> Be 22: Got Married
SPOILER:
She doesn't love me anymore and is leaving this week to pursue her wanderlust.
Truestory

Why would you ever get married in this age?

If you don't marry in your teens and have a handful of children to carry on your genes you should consider suicide.

that's never held back a muslim

take some initiative!

i know how you feel, user

i lost my virginity when i was 16 and i've fucked a bunch of girls since. but when i turned 23 i broke up with my last gf and didn't have sex for over two years. i was really insecure about being shitty at sex again so i didn't pursue it nor a relationship

now i'm dating a qt and fucking regularly again and life is good

>you'll always be a virgin - even when you're having sex.

You had me until here.

It's true that it doesn't get any easier. And yeah, having a very long dryspell can feel like being a virgin again (some women like to pretend they can ?reclaim? their virginity).

But that's just nonsensical.

Good fucking question user.

>>>>Be 20: Homeless af livin on da streets.
>>>Fall in love with girl 2k miles away
>>Finally meet her
>She becomes a lesbian and ditches me at a diner.
SPOILER: I become a Christian as a result of these events and later on while I changed my life/became better person/self sufficient I thought I found a good Christian woman but I was wrong.