Will never be able to undo my circumcision

>will never be able to undo my circumcision
>will have a mutilated cock for the rest of my life

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Don't worry, nobody else will ever look at it anyways

Same here brother... Same here

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You have to look at it every time you masturbate or go to the bathroom. It's a mark of shame. A visible scar that haunts you for the rest of your life, knowing you will never be complete with a piece of body missing.

Don't self deprecate. The differences in circumsized and uncircumsized penises are purely speculative and moreover the typical woman prefers cut anyways.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration

also, I'm uncut user, it's not as fun as it seems, you just get a bunch of dick cheese and a tip too sensitive to clean

>be me
>just turned 18 last month
>I recently found out how bad circumcision really is thanks to getting redpilled on Sup Forums
>learned about the keratinzation process where your cock slowly "dries out" over time by growing an extra layer of harsh skin
is there any way to undo this since I'm still kinda young or am I fucked? holy shit why is circumcision illegal? can I sue my parents??

If you have to find out how bad it is despite having already been cut for 18 years... it's not true.

I have contemplated taking legal action against my parents for this. They are not even religious, FFS. Any lawfags here?

>typical woman prefers cut anyways
>caring what some slut thinks about my dick
nigga fuck you, it's MY dick, and I want it to be normal and not partially sliced-off. If I was uncut and some girl told me she preferred cut, I'd fucking drop her sorry ass in a heartbeat.

what's wrong with circumcisions? they've got health benefits and it looks better! all the pornstars get cut, you should too!

abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=127183

At least you won't ever have fuckin cock cheese like the nasty uncutfags

SHILL DETECTED

It's okay, user. We know you're angry. But don't be angry at us, be angry at your parents. Your bastard parents who decided to mutilated your penis as a baby.

Also
>cock cheese
Don't you shower, angry man?

Implying any female would find a smelly an cheese covered dick attractive.
>Implying you would get a girl

Uncircumcised anons report in

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>doesn't wash his dick
>projecting this hard

LOL HOW'S YOUR MUTILATED PENIS?!

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> literally slicing off bits of your dick as a strategy to appeal to a female.
The only way you could be more cucked is if you were sucking negro semen out of a womans vagina.

>literally slicing off bits of your dick as a strategy to appeal to a female.

I had to have mine done late in life. I had that condition where your foreskin is too tight to retract. Pretty sure I damaged it from excessive fapping too. As is life.

>Try harder faggot
Also why is this an argument? Who the fuck cares?
Both have upsides so stop worrying about other men's penises please

>Both have upsides

lol get a load of this jewcock

>Worry's about another guys dick

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>worry

Who is worrying? We are merely laughing.

How's the whole Skin-sheath master race thing going there virgin?
>Try harder

>Post shitty nigger meme thinking it's funny to other unhygienic virgin brethren

>virgin

Nope.

>skin-sheath

You mean the skin I was naturally born with lol?

>Muh parents cut muh dick lol

How can you be such a loser and let yourself manipulated to such a degree?

>implying uncut cocks aren't disgusting crimes against nature that nobody would ever want to touch

A Jew making fun of a nigger making fun of a Jew

Poor, angry little MUTILATED dick :)

Girls think your smelly 4inch lil wee-wee is attractive huh?
Yeah.....sure....

I'm not worried about anyones dick. I'm worried about my right as a human being to not have pieces of my fucking body removed in what is for most a purely cosmetic decision.
Also if/when I manage to have a son, will have very good reason to worry about another guys dick. I know that you will never touch a woman, much less breed one, but many people have progeny to think of.

Not every 4/6 hours, no. Which is all the time it takes to build up and become untransparent before you're 30. Having never had It I've never missed it and really can't feature it would be like to have what looks like my own fleshy rubber on all the time. It's still sensitive enough for me thankee and my balls stink enough already

The smile doesn't hide your mongrel dong.

God you're an angry little mutilated dick aren't you?

>my penis got cut off and I couldn't do anything about it so I get angry at people with gorgeous cocks like user here

Watch the Jews huddle for justification

>my balls stink enough already
You're digging yourself into a smelly hole here, buddy. Take a fucking shower lmao.

>BUT NOBODY CAME

>Implying you aren't a virgin
Kys

Classic mutilated American penis response.

When I was younger, I tried to use no tear shampoo as lube, it ended up peeling off the scar! I'd give it a try if it really bothers anyone.

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Just go get your dick sucked and feel better about your day and quit wasting energy on bullshit.

>Implying I didn't decide to cut that nasty shit off

No you didn't lol.

>MFW AMERICANS TRY TO JUSTIFY MUTILATED PENIS

Why is my cut cock bad anons
Redpill me

>why is getting your penis sliced in 2, as a child bad anons? Redpill me

Its only missing 1/5 at most u stupid fag
Im no jew

> unnecessary surgery on an infant.
> why is this bad
Are you a sociopath or just retarded?

Sorry. I meant someone that matters

Because now it doesn't work right.

It's like driving a crashed car vs a new one.

You should kill your parents.
>t. Satan

My dick looks way nicer than any uncut dick. Girls don't like going down on turtleneck dicks.

I've fucked 2 girls with boyfriends who were uncut and they wouldn't stop telling me how much they liked that I was cut.

Wouldn't do it to my kid though, but I'm happy I had it done to me.

I mean its not all bad, its way more appealing to girls if your circumcised, no one wants to deal with the foreskin

what's wrong with having a circumsized penis?

I willingly got circumcised at 17 because I didn't like getting cheese on my dick even after only a few hours, that shit was fucking gross. I had several girls complain about not being circumcised.

It seems like every fucking uncut guy is completely happy with basically always walking around with a bit of cheese on his dick unless he literally just got out of the shower.

I didn't know there was any negative part of getting circumsized, my dick still feels fine. Inform me

It isn't. OP is just uncut euro trash posing as cut.

You will notice that every thread like this is started by uncut people. It's because they watch American porn and feel insecure about their ugly turtleneck dicks, so they compensate by creating these threads.

Nice job saving the thumb nail, faggot.

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Well my car works fine I dont think its broken

The best time for surgery is infancy so you dont remember

You can undo it by stretching the skin

It isn't. OP is just uncut euro trash posing as cut.

You will notice that every thread like this is started by uncut people. It's because they watch American porn and feel insecure about their ugly turtleneck dicks, so they compensate by creating these threads.

* Worries

suh fucker

Thanks I couldnt believe these nasty Euro Fucks would rather there dick cheese be on there dicks then pussy
Uncut dicks look like wrinkly turtle necks

The best time to kill yourself is when you're a baby so you don't remember

I think that deep down, they know circumcised is better. They are just insecure about their dicks and don't want to admit it, so they lash out.

Yea but u cant do it because u cant hold a knife faggot.

>cutfags being allowed to breed

Hey, Sup Forums, uncut fag here, soon to be cut faggot, not by desire...

>be me, 21 yo, phimosis
>had fat, bit titted normie gf
>her pussy doesn't get that wet and her fat makes it difficult to actually enjoy sex
>while humping feel a deep, sheer pain on the top of the pecker
>Only_theCreator_understands-disPain.rar
>pull out and see the crimson parade
>tip of my penor dripping blood like cumming in a really sad way
>raining_blood.flac
>fasyforward to appointment with Dick Doctor
>Dick Doctor tells me I'm fine all tough I have to get circumcied or the next time I beat the Camel I might reopen the wound on my flesh burrito's tortilla
>ohhellnaw.gif
>actually considering giving up on sex and living the full robot experience
>/r9k/ i hav faild thee

What should I do, anons? I don't wanna experience the pain of stitches on my dingus, nor the dry out head. I'm scared.

Itt:
Uncut faggots worried that there dick being clean will dry out there beloved dick cheese

i thought you had to cut your way out of phimosis

tjen again my penis has so much scar tissue it looks fucking disgusting

i am a lawyer. and no, you cannot sue them. successfully anyway.

Well, I broke the little flesh bridge between the tip and the leather, so I guess that's why I need cirgury (?)