/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25
Nights since last BNM: 5

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

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>Tonight's Top Stories
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9.0 Best New Album

More like 6.7

9.0

6.7

PAN

incoming pan for Vince is confirmed not tonight though

listening to this Vince album wondering how good it could be with a good rapper over these beats

9.0 BEST NEW MUSIC

see above

Big Fish Theory's score will be the last two numbers of this post.
Is it year of the Vince?

LMAO

PANNED

no, they will be the last two number of this post

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

why do you post this lie every thread? At least be creative with it

***2017 Best New Albums by White Artists:***
Run the Jewels - Run the Jewels 3
The xx - I See You
Priests - Nothing Feels Natural
Julie Byrne - Not Even Happiness
Visible Cloaks - Reassemblage
Power Trip - Nightmare Logic
Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me
Various Artists - Mono No Aware
Arca - Arca
GAS - Narkopop
Perfume Genius - No Shape
Slowdive - Slowdive
Girlpool - Powerplant
(Sandy) Alex G - Rocket
Big Thief - Capacity
Fleet Foxes - Crack-Up
Lorde - Melodrama

***2017 Best New Albums by Persons of Color:***
Run the Jewels - Run the Jewels 3
Migos - Culture
Sampha - Process
Thundercat - Drunk
Vagabon - Infinite Worlds
Jay Som - Everybody Works
Various Artists - Mono No Aware
Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
Jlin - Black Origami
SZA - CTRL

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

T E N
E
N

daily reminder when we make victimhood a coveted status that confers privileges, victims proliferate.

I told you guys

You're pretty late bud I didn't think you'd show up tonight

9.0 CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED

the truth is always here, brother.

>muh op
>muh mingus
>muh gcg
>muh senpai
>muh rundown
>muh last.fm
>muh not me btw
>muh carly rae

okay, let's break this down.

>Amber Coffman
sexually harassed by some loser who was in a place of power

>Ke$ha
this one is clearly true

>Larkin Grimm
lying irrelevant bitch

>Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey
what did you expect?

guys, just shut the fuck up about rape.

For those who have listened to the Ok Computer remastering: is there enough of a noticeable difference in the two versions to warrant a download? Is it better than the original?

this

nobody cares about any of these bitches, there's only 5 female artists that get threads here and none of them are it

ok this Vince album is getting worse with everything song wtf

damn. thanks for reminding me i need to update my pasta to the one with pwr bttm girl.

I don't know about "better" it'll be pretty subjective which one you like more I've heard arguments from both sides. I will say the remaster sounds a little less overproduced on a few tracks and Let Down has notable changes

woops, I meant better. damn autocorrect.

do you pay for internet by the mb? just dl and listen for yourself.

6.7
.
7

i like vince staples bc when thom yorke heard "war ready" he said that was incredible.

9.0

...

DELET THIS

Who is this referring to?
>inb4 lorde

holy shit, that's really him. lmao

>arca
>white

the Mediterranean is white, you fucking Sup Forumsoid

Still not me

>he's self-conscious about his big nose and thinning hair
kek

take a look at the dudes shirt

Yeah I figured it out lol

8.7 fuck

thought it would get a 9.0

Pitchfork scared to give out the big numbers unless it safe

Vince Staples 8.7 BNM by Sheldon Pearce
Palehound 7.3 by Jillian Mapes
H.E.R. 7.8 by Briana Younger
Showtime Goma 6.9 by Cameron Cook

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

zoe quit p4k to release music as H.E.R.

phil elverum

>One less than summertime
Fuckin panned

need to know the url address for the pitchfork music website, thanks guys.

pitchfork.org/

pitchfork.de