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Why does Poland keep doing this? Is it a bot?

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una semana

Tremendous thread

Thank you

Schaub is God

Are you still here?

2 years of his life he'll never get back

I'm here Jon

You absolutely suck

>beat Silva
>beat Cuckhold on short notice
>avenged loss against Hendo
>most wins in the UFC
>hot wife
>family man
>Champ
>will beat Roidmero

Why aren't you a fan of the GOAT?

you still coming turd?

mmm

Anyone met fighters in real life?

Met Ryan Bader and Aaron Simpson at Taronga Zoo in Sydney the week of UFC 110. Bader was pretty quiet and douchey but Simpson was cool as fuck and shook my hand (I was a fat pimply 17 yr old at the time).

Also saw Cro Cop on his way there as we were leaving but didn't get the chance to say hi.

unhook me

They're just mad that an English man is the GOAT

gr8 reddit meme kind sir

Obsessive nerd alert

He avenged his loss alright

need source for research purposes

holy shit its Schaubception

Imagine

>imblying Conor wouldn't KO this bum inside 2 rounds

God I can't wait for the day this happen

top kek

t. Irish casual

sauce pls
(stars name)

Janny on point

What about the other 8 fighters hmm?

He does it for free

What does this image show? That most fighters get better after learning from Khabib's ways?

Y-You should see the other guy!

we must know
someone please tell us

>people hyping Khabib like they hyped Eddie and Nate

KEK

The real goat, I already miss him.

enjoy some 3 on 3 mma

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8-0

Nate won though

>people hyping magiga

>he hates all day for free
Must really take a toll on your mental health.

I would seriously put a grand on Kona WATCH ME COCKSUCKA

>State of your life

I met joe and dana at UFC 189 a couple of years ago. People think joe and dana white are cool and nice but they aren't. After an awesome ufc 189, and having been at the post press conference, the gf and I decided to hit the casino floor. We ran into dana and joe right as they were leaving a blackjack table. I greeted joe and dana telling them how much of a fan I was. That must have triggered something because from below the table joe silva jumped out and grabbed my gf, dragging her under. Both Joe rogan and Dana held me down talking about caveman coffee and how Joe Silva is going to give my gf the “shroom tech “. I watched in horror as joe silva thrusted his way into my gf. I assume I passed out because I awoke in the bellagio water fountain 13 hours later, cold and naked. I never saw my gf again as I was ashamed i could not help her. I now train ufc under a different name.

How did Conor not recognise that Nate was going for a choke?

unironically looks fun as fuck

>American "Irish"

>Eddie

you mean the guy that hasn't had 1 (one) good performance in the UFC?

Cause he's a white belt

IRISH ONLY 6 MILLION RUSSIA 150 MILLION

What did you mean by this Rico?

Tyron "the race card" memedly

I want to fight Irish chicken

This is what I want

He hasn't exactly had a clear cut victory like any other top 10 lightweight

His most dominating win was pettis in a fight he tried to replicate RDA's gameplan but did it with worse wrestling and striking

>1*-1 against Nate
>Beat Eddie
>FOTY

I don't think so

agreed 100% joe

>mfw Khabib doesnt count Irish Americans

He did, he had no gas left and was looking for a way out without getting heemed

So in your own words a "dominating win" doesn't equate to a "good performance"

No seriously what art tho mean by this

i meant the closest thing to a dominating win was that fight, which he could have easily lost but takedown points

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He won the belt by TKO.

>h-h-ave to defend magiga at all costs

How come Khabib fought a lot of ametuers just barely making their start in MMA?

His 15th fight was against a 0-0, but Khabib has a world class combat history. He's won BJJ tournaments, Sambo tournaments, loads of shit, so why was he fighting these guys who look really low level on paper?

HATERS GONNA HATE

>Special pleading
look I don't what to call you retarded because of Heem's Bully Free Zone but you're not making it easy desu

I would headkick everyone in this thread, 1st round KO

IIIIIIIIITSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It doesn't matter now, because he's doing it against world class MMA fighters in the UFC

After getting beat for the whole round, sure hit wasn't Edgar-Maynard-esque but come on

He hasn't had a fight where he just beats a guy with no trouble

Do you mean these Irish Americans?

People never hyped eddie up, this is a blatant lie

>After getting beat for the whole round

Nothing notable happened prior to Alvarez knocking him out.

If i tried i could be the 170lbs GOAT

How does this make you feel?

don't care

>Getting baited this much

Is that you CM Punk?

Like i said, he wasn't getting killed out there but he was getting pick apart slowly

Alvarez had to split decision a diminished pettis, he was always garbage tier

I know, I'm just trying to get my head round it. Why feed him so many cans when he's world class?

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Probably some Dagestani money laundering scheme

training

>there are plebs in this thread right now who don't like his announcing

>Garbage tier fighters win World titles in the UFC

Are you're mother & father siblings?

I wish they could both win. I think I'll root for Reem because he has a better chamce at the title, but theyre both my boys

>Inb4 you sperg out over my spelling

Alistair

The Reem

Whenever I see large sums of money exchange hands almost effortlessly, I always assume this is happening to some degree.

he lucked his way into the title, weakest LW champion in the history of the UFC

The Demolition Man

>People never hyped eddie up, this is a blatant lie

*leans into mic unnecessarily*
Oh my man i'm gonna have to disagree

Saying someone is going to win doesn't mean you're over-hyping them.

Overeem

I can prolly beaat the shit out of every single nerd ITT

What are some catchweight fights you'd like to see?

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Conor McGregor

reem

Where do you train at dog?

Go get ready for Overeem Hunt