Celeb Thread, Birth of the Pheasant

Celeb Thread, Birth of the Pheasant

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ah look, another neckbeard who doesn't understand the concept of preferences

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careful. she's got boobs so someone will probably try to tell you she's not famous enough.

thanks for the heads up

If you could go ahead and stop making the same thread over and over that'd be great.

M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very beautiful celebrity w-woman and I-I'm l-lucky t-to have h-her...

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They're creepy. At night they've made me feel like someone really quick and quiet was running around laughing maybe even had like invisibility shit. Phuck feasants.

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Goddammit I have work in like 5 hours i should probably sleep or something

P.s. i was having a night time wank outdoors when this happened.

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Kys Pokémon faggot

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I agree, fkn bastards

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My cock is oozing with precum for Kate

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Puke

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Well stroke it harder then.

I'm edging hard for Kate... I don't know how much longer I can last

Least I'm not the faggot collecting pictures of celebrities to jerk off with which would obviously be a much better use of my time. Kys

this is now a hobbit thread

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Fuck. Maybe I'd cum if some user would suck me off for Kate

wanna lick her soles clean

what if she did

Das gey mayn

That's the dream

imagine deep wet sucks

Why has no one posted Aubrey yet?

I would be happy to oblige that

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Mmm fuck. I'd love to fuck her big tits though

Because her face is average, her body is boring, and her personality is annoying.

Beisbol

as your head pokes between her juicy tits

Ok Kate ;)

I-I know I-I d-don;t d-deserve h-her and j-just l-looking a-at her i-is enough t-to m-melt m-my heart... Even th-those who p-possess such w-woman h-have f-fun a-and a-are affected b-b-by their beauty... I-It's n-no d-different f-for m-me when I-I look a-a-at her a-as it is for when her f-fans l-look...

Just kill yourself dude. It's only gonna be a matter of time anyway. Get it over with.

Fuck. I bet they feel super soft too.

I love her personality

stop mobile posting you fucking autist or at least learn how to post

Fuck off, I don't feel like moving the images

>come home
>see this
Wut do?

Lmao.

Why screenshot a pic when you can save the fucker

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Those better not be the last of my cheetos and mountain dew or I will cut a bitch

What kind of degenerate eats cheeto puffs. The originals are the only way to eat them.

Because they're coming from an image vault and I don't feel like cropping

Cravingforcock.com

Wonder why her shoes are still on
>not a foot guy

Saddest ass ever.

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Rude
I don't like it either.

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Swift needs to up her game or she'll lose the title.

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It seems she already lost it.

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Swift is a BBW compare to that... sad.

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kek, has no rebuttal so just says "kys" again. Go to bed kid.

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time for some good ole fashioned sofia

She's such a good little slut

Fuck off Herman

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Good googly moogly

Love her wet mouth

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mmm

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