itt: post your age and how many girls you've slept with
age: 25
number of girls slept with: 41
itt: post your age and how many girls you've slept with
age: 25
number of girls slept with: 41
Sure.
21
3
18
3
29
0
4 more months!
21, 2
26 y/o
24 unique impressions
39
15
42
2
28
55+/-5
31
100ish
Pocket pussies don't count
>unique impressions
lmao
nice
what will happen in 4 months user?
solid scores boys
i need to up my score
30 Australia
189
29
13
lucky!!
heh heh thank you I'm glad you caught that
32
0
Wizard life, or death. Haven't decided yet.
25
3 and 1 blow job so 4 I guess?
I hate women, what they value and their desires from a male is completely retarded, And not in not talking about looks, it's what males want
imagining the words "unique impressions" flashing across a tropical beach setting idk
Tell me, wizard user. I'm about to be one myself very soon. What should I expect on the eve of my transformation? Are there any rituals? Do I get any powers?
ah, you've set a date. hopefully things will change before that date arrives user!
24, 1
Pretty happy tbh.
Also, could be a good name for a boat!
yeah they're brainwashed by capitalist ideology but whatever
it's human nature
a woman is a woman
etc
also blowjobs don't count or my score would be in the 80s or 90s
Get a hooker, seriously. If you get a disease and go to jail at the same time it's better than not using your dick for 30 years
Expect more of the same. No powers. No rituals. Life as usual.
yeah that's kind of poetic being that the impressions left by the boat in the water are so fleeting
Or here's what could happen:
I spend the money, get with her alone in a room. Derobe. She pulls out her badge and out busts the sting operation with guns. GET ON THE GROUND.
I go to jail and catch a disease from a big ass black dick.
Well shit, that's boring as fuck.
> slept
26 yrs old
+/-30 bitches
+/-4 dudes
Sorry I don't have better news. But you can still play with your wand.
Let's play with eachothers' wands and be super gay about it.
Bet we'll be national heros.
27
~20
also 1 dude, had to try it once, not my thing
age: 15
number of girls slept with: 0
20
5
plus a couple bjs
all within the past year
lifes good
At least you'll have died with you boots on. Right now you're going to literally waste your existence over fear of an extreme outlier situation. Your cowardly logic has bought you 29.6 years of jerking it to light on a screen, get real
Sorry pal, no one touches my wand but me.
underage b&
19, 0
that literally doesnt happen 9 times out of ten
i lost my virginity to an escort, no police, was a very relaxed setting
drove to some shitty apartments, knocked on a door, she stripped after i paid half upfront and i began to lose my virginity
51, 200+
underage REEEEEEEEE
Assuming I haven't thought about it or tried...
Called an escort over to my motel room once. She walked in, looked me up and down and said, "$2500, user."
Her ad said $200/hour.
almost never happens man. i could see why you would want to get a prostitute if you were a virgin past around 23
Yea his thinking is like statistically irrational. And the penalty for a first time john is probably not even jail let alone hardcore rape prison. I'm convinced it's just an excuse, hyping up the danger of prostitution because of his built up fear of sex. Homeboy has to make a move
tell that cunt to go fuck herself
Wizard life is at 40. 30 means you gotta take action NOW.
>Anonymous
Lmao don't wear a Rolex next time
So many liars...
26
do all my sisters and cousins count?
22
10 different
18, 1
get on tinder. You will spend a lot of time swiping but if you have a few good pictures and are decent looking you can get laid.
22 and caught clap twice
19
0
Fucked many dingos lately?
That's good you tried. So one bad experience and sex just isn't for you? Were you bathed? Try again don't be discouraged. This will break the seal and allow you to consider real relationships
what did the girls look like?
i hate condors but i tend to use them cause i don't want an std
18.
0.
Surprised?
>of course not
23
10
Half of them were pigs, but pussy is pussy... and Uni is Uni.
>were you bathed
Bitch he's gotta get his money's worth
Dealing with BO is a whore's job
one asian another brunette both sorority hoes. shits not bad though it just sucks having an old ass man grab your grundle at the clinic.
Who the f actually keeps a solid count up that high? I lost count around 35.
i did it at age 19, 20 now
long story as to why i couldnt hold the urge to do it the alpha way
yeah he was that kid who felt paranoid about getting arrested for drinkin his dads beer at home and cried when he got detention
I've hit some sub prime pussy but no regrets. Still a fun time.
age: 41
number of girls slept with: 0
I just found my high school crush on Tinder, we never talked in high school but I was in love with her for 4 years. In college she got a bf but apparently they broke up. What do I do do I super like
Do it. Yolo
25
>girls
~100
>guys
~15
I fuck anything that moves when it comes to women, i just have high standards when it comes to men. They have to be extremely feminine, blonde, and have weak looking faces
I think I have something, just to scared to go check
yeah do it faggot. Just dont act super cringey and in love with her when texting her or meeting up with her.
25 yo girl
13-15 guys
solid year brah
winner
high score!
>girl
Nobody here cares that your a girl, why do you cunts always post that shit out?
Tits or gtfo
damn we are the same age but you've slept with more girls than me
Whats up fellow Sup Forumstard channers?
Whats the youngest partner everyone has had here?
Totally not a cop ahahah.
The trick is to fuck fat girls and focus on finding a nice trap to milk
Easy bc if i just post my age and number of guys ppl would think that Im as gay as you piece of shit
thx 4 th' tips
really need to up my score
24
18
Age: 23
Slept with: 1
My wife, 5th year and still going strong.
Age 51
Women slept with 1. (Hello son, why aren't you in bed sleeping? Did the noise of me pounding your mom's fat ass wake you? Smell my fingers...)
50.
Lost count a long time ago.
21 & 6
Lost my virginity at 19 but didn't start really sleeping around until I was 20
18
0
Literally nuffen first year of uni done too.
25
4
Don't sweat it bro, I was in the same boat.
Start lifting and get on tinder
20
8 girls (youngest 16 while being 20)
3 guys (1 bj, 1 time I fucked (didn't enjoy it), 1 time I got fucked)
Guess I'm a lil bitch when it comes to guys
37
6
Never was inerested in short relationships or one nighters. I would've done it for a milf, if she was like 10 years older than me, but I never got any. Now I'm getting too old, aint touching anythong over 45.
This. I'm in the hundreds, could be 200 could be 300. No idea, I meet women in the street who look familiar and I have to wonder if I've fucked them or not.
age 56, lost count. 10 year olds are the best.
whore
Ye u wish
>implying you could ever be as gay as I
I dont think so fat whore
24
35-40ish
19
19