I want to feel Andy's moist, body temperature logs descend into my digestive system...

I want to feel Andy's moist, body temperature logs descend into my digestive system. I wish to feel pieces of his previous meal caress the bones that comprise my esophagus. Few have ever reached this exalted position, but I think I am ready.

For me the ideal shit logg is firm but not hard. There are lumps of the unknowable this and that scattered here and there but they serve only as an amusement before a backdrop of smooth, earthy clay. The logg is one continuous, creamy python extending, from unfathomable depths within Sixx's sexy bowels, down nearly a foot into my eager esophagus. And a little creamy froth pooling on ny chin. That is the ideal logg.

Pure poetry. May the log be with you.

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You all are a bunch of degenerate fucking faggots

>may the log be with you

fucking lol'd

I see we have a non-believer in our midst. Fear not, for Andy blesses us all with this steamy, dreamy goodness. May the log be with you

we need to make andy aware of this now

fucking bumping for this!

this hot dog should help

Hot log*

hot dog log...?

or hot log dog..??

Stale, forced meme.....

reply to this thread or your mother will eat a log from andy

is that u Andy?

Oh wow, funny meme OP. haha!

yes unfortunately...

so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
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It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on Sup Forums for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
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He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
...
But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...

CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute Sup Forums with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...

Candy for *breakfast*!?

Sliding

Check out thread 735261991. You're way off.

Logged

>Check out thread 735261991. You're way off.
that story was created by OP who is trying to throw you off.
As I'd explained before, he's modestly skilled and knows his way
around Sup Forums.
until I created the above pasta, he wasn't talking, but on june 7,
he started responding to my messages, first by trying to 'munge' my pasta
but he couldn't keep up, since he doesn't have a meatfarm to do his work
later that day, he even held a so-called AMA,
but it was full of LIES only newfags would fall for.
----
as of june 8, he now is going to try to dilute this PSA
by offering a so-called 'explanation'
of course, it's full of lies only NEWFAGS WOULD FALL FOR.
for example:
(1) it's not multiple guys, it's only one guy. he samefags with proxies. he wants desperately for you to think its more than one because
IT WOULD BE PATHETIC IF ONE GUY DID THIS ALL DAY LONG.
(2) he is a HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE, just watch his motivation. its like when a 'straight guy' talks about sucking cocks in so much detail that you know this guy ain't straight. OP talks about eating shit with so much gusto and detail that you KNOW he's dead serious.
(3) it's more than a troll, it's a desperate desire to create a meme: this is a VERY COMMON THEME on Sup Forums. literally 1/4 of posters are trying to invent the next "dank meme"... they all want whatever fame this place offers. just look around.
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most important, don't just take my word for it... stick around, judge everything and decide for yourself. you can even choose to be a fan of his! all I suggest is if you do become his fan, do it for the right reasons ;)

I think you've finally discovered how to get this asshole to stop his cancer.
good job, user, you're doing God's work!

So creamy...