Actual dating advice for n33ts:

Actual dating advice for n33ts:
>if a girl is wearing really nice makeup to work, this means she either works with her boyfriend, or has one outside of work. No real single women get dressed up to go to work unless it's cooperate.

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>if a girl gets over 50 likes on a profile picture, she's either extremely popular, or something isnt right.

Women, unlike men, don't always like being jackhammered or getting their clit sanded down like wood. Go slow and find a rhythm. But most importantly, read her body language.

For God sakes trim your beard. Unless you're in the wilderness living in a cabin off of elk and berries, find the line on your neck and shave below it. Usually two fingers above your Adams apple. And yes, wash with shampoo and conditioner like any other hair.

Don't keep condoms in your wallet even if you know you're going to be using it the same day. The heat and friction alone is enough to tamper it.

>implying anyone on b has a chance of talking to a girl
Wasting your time OP

>>if a girl is wearing really nice makeup to work, this means she either works with her boyfriend, or has one outside of work
Doesn't make any sense at all

If you're trying to hit on a girl that is at work and she dresses up often, chances are she's already taken.

Actually, your hair will stay softer and shinier if you stop using shampoo. Depending on your hair type it will take some time before it balances out, and you have to brush with a wood or boar bristle brush regularly. This is also true for a beard. Unless you're a sloppy eater and you regularly get crumbs and liquids stuck in there, there's no reason to use products in it. This is the secret of those super-longhaired women you see, but nobody admits to not using products to wash their hairs because hippies. Give it a try! If you keep this routine up you will not need daily washings anymore. And your hair will smell a little like wool (and whatever you eat too much of), which women love. Not girls though ;_;

exactly the same what I thought

You simply repeated what you just said and it still doesn't make sense.
Where is the connection between dressing up for work and having a boyfriend somewhere else?

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women and girls in general will ignore underage faggots whom thing they know a thing or two about women.

As a femanon, I can tell you that OP is a retard and the absolute opposite is true. I don't doll myself up to go to work if I'm already in a relationship ship.

Can confirm.
Stopped using shampoo more than two years ago (except for occasions where my hair actually stinks because of fucking smokers, water doesn't help here)

Everyone everytime tells me how good my hair is looking

Because women, like any other human being, are all different so assuming one is like the other, is just wrong.

I smoke, I must probably smell more than I realize :D But I have never gotten more compliments on my hair than after I stopped using shampoo. It's even thick enough now that I'm comfortable wearing it loose!

I've tried it, and my scalp got like, if i drag my fingernails down through my hair across my scalp, when they come up there's a whitish oily wad of dead skin cells caked under my nails. When the outermost of that dries it becomes dandruff. Only shampoo seems to remove that and give me a clean head of hair. Then gotta use conditioner to try to not leave hair a chemically stripped ragged mess.

As a femanon, I can tell you that I will not even take a second look at a guy who smokes.

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tits or gtfo

As a royal faggot, I can tell you that I will not even take a second look at a femanon.

I shampoo every day, never conditioner. I'm constantly told I've got soft hair. I usually keep my head buzzed, and girls used to constantly rub my head back in school.

>cooperate
Sorry, I don't take advice from children.

Then why are you in a thread for advice about women?

>I smoke, I must probably smell more than I realize :D
You do, smoking kills your sensitive nose. Nor do I have any scientific sauce on it neither can I explain it.
But every smoker I ever met had a severe worse smelling sense than any non-smoker. Also it's like wearing your own perfume, you don't smell it after a while.

and yes it's for me the best thing, too, I could have ever done to my hair. I even got my gf to try going without shampoo in a passive way since she always admired my hair. Let's see how oily it will get the first weeks..

>Dating advice for n33ts

Because OP is clearly a faggot.

Because we're talking about shampoo here.
idgaf about the rest of your convo

>there's always one bait
All these cliches in this one post. At least have some pride in your work.

>implying normies arent all the same

keep living in that dreamworld user, it sounds nice.

I'm reasonably certain that human dating and faggot dating involve entirely different customs and procedures.

Sounds kinda you also stopped washing your hair with water.
Since I stopped using shampoo, I spend more time in the actuall process of washing.
In the beginning you need to wash your hair and scalp every day with attention.
It get's better when your body finally realzies there won't be any chemicals tomorrow to delete any natural oil on your head, so it doesn't need to produce at max to keep up with the loss.

I was being entirely, 100% serious. Smoking is the absolute biggest turn off. The moment I see a guy who I otherwise thought was cute hold a cigarette I'm immediately disgusted and disinterested.

I can jump in here as a bi guy. Pretty much the same bullshit, actually. Guys require a lot less worship though. When dating women, both your lives revolve around her ego.

It's the same for me.
Since my absolute top turn-ons are faces, lips and everything else oral or facial (small kek) I need my bitches to have it clean and hygenic instead of smelly and yellow.

Call me an asshole but I'd leave my gf instantly if she'd start smoking on a regular basis.
This is important to me and an absolute no go.

I've been married for nearly 8 years now. I can tell you with certainty that my life never once revolved around her ego. In fact, she's entirely emotionally dependant on me. The idea of being without me physically hurts her. I can do the fuck I want and get away with it.

Same way I feel about girls who aren't athletic and have visible muscle tone. No six pack, 100% turnoff, bc you already know what that says about their lack of discipline as a person and commitment to health. By college, she'll be fat, and well on her way to being a lazy piece of shit the rest of her life looking for someone else to sponge off of. Unhealthy body = unhealthy mind.

kek
Sounds like you're living the niggers dream user.

That's just stupid delusion. You need to watch porn less.

It's very hard for girls to achieve a visible six-pack and is also very dependent on their genetics.
Some would need to make working out their top priority and activity to achieve it.

I agree that a girl needs to be quite fit to serve you as a good slut. You don't want her to stop riding you after 3 minutes because she can't no more.

But that doesn't require a sixpack for already explained reasons

>changing your entire opinion based off one habit

Sounds pretty juvenile to me.

Found the fat bitch.

you need to fix your detector because I'm an athletic dude.

Not everyone on this planet wants to push his distorted view of things onto you in self defence.

I'm a tranny and i always doll myself up. I also wear chokers lol

I've dated like this for 6 years straight. Now it's the opposite and I love it.

He's wrong about the six-pack but not about the mental health. Sure there are some happy fatties out there but it's hard to come by one with out some red flags.

But that's wrong

It's probably really greasy and slimy to the touch.

true, since I didn't say he'd be wrong about it

nope, feels awesome

I avoid using conditioner because I don't like oily hair. I like my hair dry

Are you saying you're entirely emotionally dependant on a woman now? That sounds awful.

How do you wash your skin under the beard without messing with the beard

Any recommendations on chokers that don't make you look like a 90s slut? Or places that have good selection?

I can confirm this theory. I smoked for about 6 years. My sense of smell was fine before, now my nose is almost non-functional.

No but it's nice feeling like I'm devoting myself to another person rather than stringing someone along to play a part in my life. Always being in control is boring.

Baited

Quit teasing us

Wrong. It says a lack of six pack makes a statement about her lack of discipline. Your counter argument is that it's hard and would require discipline. Same thing, except you're taking he position of being lazy and making excuses.

And your understanding of what a /fit body is good for (riding dick?) reveals you to be a person with no idea how or what to live for.

You sought to refute, but confirmed.

>implying I would want anything LESS than someone who basically lives at the gym

I can't grow a decent beard and thus don't know or care

did you stop and it still didn't come back?

Forever 21 is where i go

This is b8 guys be careful

I quit about 2 months ago and there's not much noticeable change. It will probably get a little better, but I sincerely doubt my sense of smell will ever be normal again.

He's fuggin turnt man. I know plenty of single bitches that dress up at work, a factory type setting to boot, where they're sweating like hell. That said, I know many taken sluts that do it to get attention from lonely men too, mostly so they don't have to do their job. Fuck's sake, faggot OP is talking about bitches in the workforce and using NEET in the same sentence, of course it makes no sense. Either way, only way a NEET gets the girl is to be an interesting, yet unapologetic dude. The first step is to know yourself, have things to do other than chill with her all day, a passion you enjoy that isn't something that keeps you locked inside day in and day out. That's REAL advice.

What the fuck?

Who are you, do you have nails for breakfast and a car hijacking with some explosions in the evening? What to you think life is like? An action movie?

I didn't say it's hard, I said it's bad ass heavy shit hard. You can be fit as fuck and still don't have a six-pack.

And yes I stated that a fit body could be used for great sex, what's wrong with it? Did I say anything about 'and only for sex'?

Holy shit don't make me so angry with all your retardness and ignorance.

I'm pretty sure you've started working out 5-8 months ago as a skinny jeans guy and now think you've received the formula of life and are the most alpha male around.

Disenchanted fucks like you make me cringe.

6 years is a long period of time to get damaged. But the human body is amazing in recovering, so hang in there.

Or she works in the customer service industry and is trying to get good tips? Or she's a manager?

*facepalm*

don't make me sad.

My only passion is producing music, I need to be inside my home studio for that.

>As a femanon
There are no women on the internet. Show tits or kys

I honestly don't mind, it can be a blessing and a curse. I can still smell things that are very close to my nose, like food, so it's not that bad.

Nah that's an interesting thing man, just be sure you make time to get outside, maybe go for a light jog or hit a gym for an hour a day. It'll do wonders for muse too since you're producing music, no worries.

You mean, "as a non-smoker". I don't even care about your tits, just GTFO.

>I honestly don't mind

But you should. I don't want to bring you down, so wait until the end of my post to bring you up again.

Senses are tools nature developed to make us survive and reproduce, that's their only actual use. You don't want any of your senses to become dull, because they make you adapt to dangers and unknown situations. Having lost a sense is like losing a finger or even an arm. You need it. It can't be a curse to have a good nose because bad smells are something you just have to deal with. You get greater survival and overall skills in return.

And to bring you back up again, I've took the time and read a bit about your situation. It's called hyposima and have neuronal reasons. This means it can recover, but it takes time. Some doctor wrote about 'up to two years'.

So again, hang in there buddy.

I'm in factory setting. I'm security, white 21 male, and they're factory, mostly middle aged Mexican females. Do I have to be above-averagely good looking?

>off the deep end

lol Fatty McGoo says a bunch of ignorant shit, then gets mad and calls others ignorant

of course not, paying for her time is far faster and definitely cheaper in the long run.

I'm working out a lot. But I thought your message went more into the direction 'have some passion outside and without gf to make her crave for you' which isn't the case with my hobby.

But it's okay. If she leaves me because of that, she better be gone way sooner. Music will stay

she knows what she likes, thats actually pretty fucking mature. the juvenile thing to do would be to just live with it and put up with it even though you dont like it. the juvenile thing to do though is smoke around people especially in the car with other people, now that is just juvenile and fucking inconsiderate. i cant tell you how many times ive almost got into a fist fight with a brother because they couldnt wait to smoke until they were out of the car. i mean seriously thats fucking juvenile i dont blame her for not wanting to be around people like that

>b8
>writing consisting of ideas intended to get a response

>everything is b8 or there is no conversation

Is it wrong of me to try and change someone who consistently smokes? I mean doesn't everyone know it's bad for them? I don't want them to end up resenting me.

>I'm ignorant because I said you don't have any idea how hard it is to get six-pack as a girl
ok mate whatever

If you're chasing Latinas it'd be behoove you to at least learn a little of the language I'd say.

wear a sombrero and you'd be good to go hombre

i tell family members they should stop smoking all the time. i could give a fuck less about anybody else unless they were close. i mean dont get me wrong i dont try and force people to stop smoking, but im not gonna cater to them like lend them money for a pack, ill just say hey maybe you should quit smoking. thats all you can really do, but its gotten to the point where i wont get it in car with someone if they are gonna smoke, the shit just makes me sick to my stomach. when it gets to that point it kind of puts it into perspective for the smoker, like whats more important to me, this family member or close friend or a fucking cigarette that i can wait to smoke when out of the car and not around people that it will bother

Passion not obsession though. I just mean for someone to have something else to do than look pathetic being attached to her ass all the time or whatever. Expanding your interests beyond one thing is great attraction to women too. It's more or less just working on people's desire to have you around, if a girl sees others want you around, she likely will too. Just can't be too "friendish" if you know what I mean, the goal is for her to desire closeness with you, not have it all the time or she'll get bored with it and think there's no value to it.

I feel you. Keep up the good work.

Why, does b8 scare you?
Do you run and cry if someone says something and it provokes someone else to respond?

Yeah op idk how many girls you have relationships with or know personally, but women tend to wear makeup for themselves. They want to feel good, and they don't want other women to give them shit/judge.

>you yet again assuming I don't know how hard it is for anyone to get fit, when the entire point of it, as I said, and repeated, is what that six pack says about a persons discipline and commitment to health.
>calling others ignorance

Case in point again

now it gets stupid.

I don't waste my time taking this b8 anymore.

Just wanted to concluding call you a giant massive faggot jew.

And that is hipocrisy. As long as your family members don't harm anyone or anything except themself, it is none of your business. Everything in life we do, damages our body. Smoking is high up there, but not on the top. Not even at damaging your lungs and causing cancer.

Well thanks for caring. I appreciate that.

*dodges hooks like the matrix*

I tried to warn you man

lol first learn how to spell. second im not being hypocritical, they are. apparently you didnt read the whole post. i mean if you arent harming anybody or bothering anybody with it i could give a fuck less. but im speaking from personal experiences which im sure alot of people can agree with, and my personal experiences put tobacoo smokers almost on par with heroine junkies or meth heads. ok maybe not that much, but cigarettes are even more expesnive now and i know smokers who scrounge for change for a pack. i have a brother that cant even buy his own fucking underwear, steals them from me lies to my face about it and still asks for money from me for another pack. and again people that put smoking over family, like smoking in a car with someone that literally gets sick from it. if uou are finacially stable and go off into your little corner to smoke or have your own house to smoke i dont give a fuck, but when its bothering other people like me then yes i give a fuck

And you didn't read my whole post. Everything we do, damages our body. Going for a walk in a big city is just as bad as smoking a cigarette. Working in construction or wood crafting is the same. Gasoline on skin and in your lung increases your cancer risk into space. I don't want to relativize smoking, it is bad, but we are all grown up and live is poisoning us, so everyone can choose his own poison.
And as I said, if they affect you or ask you for help, you can intervene.

I agree with this user. Other one is a tard

yeah

i am right with you on this one. smokers are subhuman scum