/bb/ Big Brother 18

Choose Life Ay-non edition

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Natalie & moo
Veto: Paul
HoH Nominations: Paul/Vic

Most likely going home: Vic is leaving

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First for /fit/Vic returning for a second time

/bb/ is hardcore

She's gonna get fuckin roasted when she starts posting on Reddit again

vic calling paul out on his bs stories

>You will never be Paulie, living as the only guy in the jury house with your boothang, waffle cone, and a backup nigress for when your boothang gets tired

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>what's up lil gingerbread man

ftfy

Motherfucker why are you posting this shit man.

Get some help for chrissake

Do something about it

You're going to get your computer dirty. Feet are filthy man, take them off your keyboard.

ftfy

>be me
>haven't really been into bb since frank and tiff left so haven't been coming to /bbg/s
>get some down time from classes and decide eh, why not
>this is literally the first post i see
>mfw i just realized i wasted my summer devinposting with ian and psychopaths

nicole is actually showing some personality

shocking

why are you putting your foot on your keyboard brooo

Not the keyboard!

the guy squatting should be frank

Should probably just report this guy so he can't attention whore here anymore

I can't even hate on the Haribo, if I ever won HOH my basket would be half full of gold bears.

should probably just call a house meeting instead, bro

This guy is a loose cannon. He has to be cut from the bomb squad.

Please watch the c-bombs, Devin-sama.

bro, i agree. at the end of the day, i have a daughter and i'm just trying to post in /bbg/s with integrity for her. he's gotta be out of the bomb squad.

I want to sleep. Does anyone non faggot know how to make it stop bleeding it's getting annoying

Also tusks for reporting me I got bannee. This thread is stopping get me from homing myself and your reports push me closer

Got banned and this disappeared
It keeps bleeding

Anyone know how to make it stop bleeding?

I'll kill myself, whoever reported me you killed me. Congrats reddit.

Am I allowed to post Reddit's ass?

Based Mooch.

Well you beat me to it lol

Cold water to constrict blood vessels, apply pressure, wrap with bandage.
You should probably wash the area anyway and use some kind of alcohol or something to sterilize

How long until she gets skin cancer?
Will it be before or after she's diagnosed with diabetes?

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lmao what was she trying to do
>mfw we are hooking ian up with these screen shots

She got that white girl flatbutt

this. and drink some gatorade to replace anything you lost

but seriously, bro you need to chill out with this. fix yourself up tonight, get some sleep. i hope you feel better in the morning. if you don't talk to someone about it.

How long of pressure? 5-10 min or 30+min

saved

how many nuts is Ian busting to this

>tfw she shows her flat ass instead of her big-ass titties

REMINDER THIS IS A GIRLS ONLY THREAD

BOYS GO BACK TO /R/BIGBROTHER OR /R/THE_DONALD OR /R/REDPILL WHERE YOU COME FROM

(BOYS WHO CUT OR PURGE ARE ALLOWED TO STAY BECAUSE US GIRLS CAN RELATE)

HAIL QUEEN NICOLE MEECH AND NAT

SLAY THE UNFUNNY MEMESTER PAUL NEXT WEEK

DADDY FRANK DADDY DEVIN AND DADDY AUSTIN FOREVER

RIP QUEENS BRIDGE BRONTE AND TIFF

I miss Jordan Lloyd. She would flash the camera on purpose once or twice per season and just generally didn't give a fuck about being caught nude on cam.

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w.what about me? can i stay?

Just until the bleeding slows down a good bit, everyone's different but it shouldn't take too long. You probably won't be able to stop it completely.
Just bandage it after it slows down and it will coagulate while bandaged. Make sure to change the bandage daily, maybe twice tomorrow. You shouldn't have to keep it covered for more than a week unless it's really bad, but it's different for everyone.
This. Good luck in life, get help if you need it.

meech getting misted hard

that's a cool rare bridge ya got there

thanks, i found it on /x/

i'm a little worried about it though. ever since I saved it, peanut butter cookies keep showing up in my kitchen.

t.Natalie and Bridgette

Sounds fun

Did somebody say rare Bridge?

Michelle kneeling in prayer after exposing her butt.

>talking shit about liz

its almost as if she wants us to hate her

>James points at camera
>they got everything!

reddit was?

>finally a late night BY session

they need to go get comfy on the couches and it will almost feel like big brother

cleaned it with hydrodine pyroxide and did the shower. dropped my phone in the bath but I'm alive

thank you stranger I didn't kill myself today. It's still bleeding though

>not praying to mecca 6 times a day

Rare bridge right here

;_;

>James told Natalie, Michelle he wants to warn Victor so he's not blindsided.

They don't want us to have a blindside do they

Never forget

youtu.be/_bHl-LVSaaU

wew

nicole barefoot and on her knees in the kitchen

Take care user, just wrap it up if the bleeding has slowed a good deal.

after all that she didnt even wash her hands!

gross

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corey is ded

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>Mon 11:58 PM BBT Michelle says social media and live feeds distract her from eating.

>Mon 11:57 PM BBT Michelle having a near breakdown over her weight and food addiction.

>bridge #1 on jokers

nice

>12:11 AM reddit stopped watching bb17 on August 1st.
just letting this sink in
>superfan

>12:13 AM reddit says she's mentally checked out and "feels like sh*t."
>paul wants to make her cry and vic says he can't have that right now and he needs to wait
>paul ripping into reddit
is he slowly becoming one of our guys?

What is the crazy armenian saying about mooddit?

no

reddit became ok when she made up with bridgette

and then she became our girl when she dummied paulie to avenge /fbt/

paul will never be our guy

he is an edgy try hard who forces memes IRL

he is more reddit then reddit

i bet he secretly posts 'dank memes' on the /r/the_donald

But Paul is a shillary supporter

meech never became our girl and never will

meech is our friend

she fights for /fbt/

like i said

>i bet he secretly posts 'dank memes' on the /r/the_donald
>secretly

gb2 /r/theredpill

or kys

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>gb2 /r/theredpill

i dont even know what that is but you seem to be familiar with it and i find that very telling

12:01 AM reddit complains about the exercise machines in the house being useless.

please take a break from posting 'le epic paul memes' and have sex

i'm a girl we need too know which guys are not like daddy frank devin and austin

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SLAY QUEEN MEECH

>Tue 12:45 AM BBT Paul: "I've disliked her so long. I literally cannot stand Michelle. I can't stand her ignorance, her cockiness. She is literally the most unintelligent person I have met in my entire life".

LMAO

The context?

Looks like Vic threw that on her. Why though
It seemed like Paul and Moo were gonna go at each other's throats

Didn't Paul get a blowj from Hungry, Hungry Moo?

>Paul's annoyance with Michelle is growing: "get the fuck out you entitled piece of shit"

thats a meme, it didn't actually happen

reminder that she took painkillers before the comp and won

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Reddit is not our girl. 9gag is not our guy.

twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/767992230250319872

she can't play for shit though

you should try painkillers

feels good man

>reddit became ok
>and then she became our girl

Dude, I think you lost too much blood cutfag. you're speaking nonsense.

Reddit is becoming just like Victoria in the latter half of bb16. Very ignorant and super arrogant.

Is that Liz?

vic has bullied paul several times tonight

laughed and called him paulie wants a crackier and he just dumped him out of the hammock

Yo what the fuck? Corey just threw his pee on Nicole in the shower

he threw cum on nicole in bed

>have not vic turning on the warm water in the other shower when he goes because it makes it a tiny bit less cold in the have not shower for him

/cerebral/

she does kinda look like julia