I will do anything. Trips decides

I will do anything. Trips decides.

talk me out of suicide

well time to die i guess

Shave asshole, piss on the hairs and eat them.

Later Buddy

Move to Syria to convert ISIS to Buddhism.

chop off your erect penis with a meat cleaver.

Fuck me daddy

convert to islam and live in mecca

are you ricky bobbys dad?

Leak pictures on Jennifer Lawrence

Fuck off, just fuck off.

Have a nice cup of ice tea, dad.

Have yourself a nice nap

Cut your dick off. And put lemon and salt on the wound.

Head butt a wasp nest

When is Joe Dirt 3 coming out?

go to sleep

You look like a legit criminal OP. TOP ZOZZLE.
if trips, rip your facial hair off with duct tape

just do it

Have a good day.

Do a hand stand while taking a piss.

Killyourself

Make a bomb threat to the white house.

Will watch the news.

roll

Eat 30 packages of ketchup

uh can we maybe get a fucking timestamped pic before we tell this faggot to kill himself

>Eat 30 packages of ketchup
Roll

eat your shit

...

Record a video of you dancing to canned heat by jameriquai

This

roll

kill yourself on livestream

Roll

kill someone or a animal

eat your poop

ROLL

Damn, looks like alphaomegasin has been rockin that meth pipe a little too strong as of late

Live stream yourself running into a populated place yelling in broken arabic

Shave off that disgusting moustache m8

...

Drink less, eat more.
Lookin' a bit thin in the face there buddy

do it

EAT A BREAD SANDWICH

do it

reeeeolling

Show me your genitalia

Time stamp with tits

shoe on head

cover your dick in 10 layers of duct tape for 5 days

this

dress up like this

Delete this post

Shave your head and stuff your ass with the hair.

this

give your computer to the salvation army

Cut open your nutsack and pull the balls out. Post pics of each step.

this

This
and if you dont wanna do this....maybe shove a candle in your asshole....i'll be waiting

Attack a police officer

roll

Have a wank to saving private ryan

find the nearest animal, get it to bite your dick

Don't do anything

call your mom

donate a months salary to the wounded warrior project

Go on reddit

Reddit is better than Sup Forums

Donate a months salary to me

hang yourself on cam

LE XD

That was the joke.

>on Sup Forums
>dare
>go on reddit

Reddit is cancer

shit in your hand, then throw it against the wall

reroll

666 get

Might as well

Burn half of your earnings and record it

shave all your hair off your body

rerolll

insert a lightbulb in your anus

buy me a gf 1m gp

777 get

Hang yourself on Twitch

>meow

rr

Almost got it, faggot.

rolling again

Faggot cunt

Kill your neighbor.

888 get

Bomb a school

888 GET eat a packet of crisps

suck my balls

insert a bottle in your anus, take a picture and send it to all your contacts.

rollin

Bum yer mam

quads demands a hanging 9999 get

Can get 9999 ????? :ooo listen to my sweatshirt for 10 hours straight

quads?