Ask someone who works on an oil platform anything

Ask someone who works on an oil platform anything

What's the meaning of life you fucking cocksucker

Which of your coworkers have you fucked

What is your favorite subway sandwich?

Is it true that nobody actually trains you to do your job correctly?

Do you enjoy drowning in the ocean once in awhile?

what would you do for a klondike bar?

What do you do on the vessel? What do you make?

Where were you on April 10, 2010?

Why aren't you answering a single question you fucking coward

seen anything weird or unexplained?

Where do you work?

Is it very lonely or even sometimes creepy?

None, am married

How much do you make per year?
What is your job poistion?
What do you do?
What education do you need to get your job?
Do you enjoy it?

Nope, at least not on my rig. We are all pretty professional.

Smuggle a dvd on board

is it possibly to smoke weed there

I am an assistant, on-board engeneer

In yo momma

Nabors driller here. Fuck off shore drillers. Automated ass rigs I bet your a fat fucken piece of shit. I throw chain like a mutha fuken beast bro.


Nah haven't thrown chain in years but your still fat

Well one time a co-worker claimed to see a figure on deck during a heavy storm, but we found no evidence of it.

Damn son, shit just got real.

No, not at all. We have about 50 people on here constantly.

Whats the last time that you used blu-tack faggot

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cumming in girls mouth

what is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

Where was this pic taken?

I don't speak Spanish.

Quads!!!!!!

>36k, pretty decent
>assistant engeneer
>technically my job is to propose fixes for broken stuff, but since that happens rarely i sorta help where i can
>graduated at oxford
>yes, it's comfy af. I like it when i am sitting in the warm common room and i hear wawes slamming against the rig.

Nah, they check us every arrival

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U work for BP?
When do u predict next major gulf oil spill ?
How tall is ur bf?

in a warehouse

looks delicious.

Has anyone tried to blow you up

Ur 1 smart cookie bruh

Income?

Do you have jailhouse-gay sex?

How long do you stay on the platform?

So do you need a university degree?
Or is A levels enough?

A level should be ok, kinda depends on the company.

We work in 2 week shifts.

What happens if the drill goes all the way to china?

Do they hire helicopter pilots or use a company to transport.

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newfag detected

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Does BP have a pre-employment gag order that they make employees sign?

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