Why am I so envious of guys with huge feet?

Why am I so envious of guys with huge feet?

Size 8 here

No idea, you're probably a raging homosexual.

>size 13/5 here

Size 46,5 here

Dumb Americans

Size 16..
>sweden don't sell shoes that size
>have to special order everything
>costs double and take weeks
>been tripping over my feet since I was a kid
>feet always hurt due to being flatfoot
Envious? Yeah...

Metric system is for people who haven't landed on the moon

Size 16.5 (51.5) here..
It sucks. Like user here said, there is no shoes available in Scandinavia that size... Fucking shit. And I'm extra wide as well. Even less options..

Are they nice?

>Are they nice?
Fuck no. I barefoot most of the summer here in the country side. My feet could survive a nuclear bomb. But nice? Nope.
>three broken toes healed crooked
>scars
>hairy like a hobbit

Show cock bro

I'm not the guy who posts pic related all the time. I'm straight but his cock is so aesthetic it's kind of insane

That guys toe looks massive

FUCKING SIZE 16.5? no way, prove it

Moar pics, feet or anything else.

Hey - that's my foot

Show cock bro

Okay sure

Size 50 EU (15.5 us) here.
>pic related, gf size 39 vs mine

Jesus Christ

Damn son. How tall are ya?

Please, call me user.

>How tall are ya?
202 cm ( 6.6" )

Post your gfs soles user

This. Please user.
What do they smell like?

ugh i wish my feet were smaller and i'm a size 10

Ok... Bye.

>2017
>pretending not to like girl feet
Don't make me kek user

What's it like dominating qts with that kind of size difference?

Fun. Even tho kissing can be annoying since she is only 159 cm (5.2")

Because we NEVER fall over.

Post her feet :-)

Is your dick is big as that old calculation says it would be? I'm a size 11/12 foot and the math spot on predicts my weiner size

size 12 bi-footfag here. you're having a grass is greener moment I think OP. small, faggy, girlish looking boyfeet are far superior to the needlessly long, retarded looking flippers your talking about.
show me those 8's boi.

7.9 inches.
I don't know if I'm "up to size" compared to my feet but hey. It gets the job done.

We're both Dicklets

Size 10.5 master race

>anything below 11

Size 14 El Gigante here.