ITT we post things we regret doing with girls

ITT we post things we regret doing with girls

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opening up, bitches can't wait to get their claws into you and turn you inside out

piss enema

I regret nothing.

Do you mean...literally?

having a kid

giving her best oral jobs in her life for at least 30 min non stop.
now she only wants that no matter what other things I try. She doesnt blow me anymore, she just lays there waiting for the job.

saying "I love you"

Are you a faggot?

here it is, the winning answer

haha
wow what a cuck

Leaving my phone unlocked around them.

even if it sounds stupid, thats a way for keeping girls after you. If she only wanted you by sucking your dick that would be a problem, she could be blowing someone else.

Kek. Never go down on a bitch

well I have to admit Ive been with several girls and this is the first time I work a pussy that long. With others I never went below their clit, just because hair, smell or other things.
But this girl has a silk skin, nice pink color and tastes like honey. So I always end up falling and going down.

>not eating pussy and ass
Jesus user how pleb can you be?

More?

Pleb you mother plebber

Hitler Trips confirm. Tongue those clits boys

Turned my first love into the town slut. Took her virginity when she was 14 (i was 15) in a park bathroom. We dated for 2 years, then i dumped her out of random for another girl. When she was 17, she started fucking my best friend while i was in basic training, and she told him he was her 19th guy. I loved her, and when i was done with the chick i left her for, i wanted her back. But she told me she fucked someone else the week after we broke up, and i called her a stupid slut and told her to kill herself. Then she depressed fucked more guys, and i definately didnt want her back after that. Honestly, id never wife a girl who isnt a virgin.

>id never wife a girl who isnt a virgin.
you think you ruined her, but she ruined you too.

Thats deep bro holy shit

Pottery

I regret not fucking with a condom last week. Didnt cum inside but I drank a lot of alcohol.

I met this girl late on saturday, took her home, fucked raw. She seemed clean and nice, but who knows. And now she is constantly sending me messages about not getting her period.

All this trouble just for a few minutes of fucking.

how exactly is this picture not getting you a permaban from the automated filter?

why?

I regret catching that STD

Truth.

Although the second pussy, and subsequently every one thereafter, made me realize that the first bitch I ate needed a cleaning.

Only one girl liked to get her ass ate, and he also knew that if I ate it I was fucking it thereafter.

she's 11 in this picture

Allowing them to fall in love with me. Seriously, I should be more of an asshole and keep my feels to my myself.

haha omg all of you need to head over to r9k because obviously you can't have a healthy relationship

Who is it?

I don't regret anything, I don't regret loosing half my money, I don't regret loosing custody of my kids, I don't regret selling my Harley, I don't regret having to live in a trailer park for 18 months whilst getting shit settled, I don't regret drinking every night, I don't regret shit, no regrets

19 actually dumbass

talking to them

Really OP? I fucking love eating ass.

Wasting time watching bad movies, going to freak infested cafe for horrible organic twigs and bark. Pussy is only worth so much

Being mean to them.

reep

When you're done just climb up and put your dick in her face or pick her up and put her there.
>Has girl he loves to eat
>Still gets daily blowjobs

Yup i know that feeling.

Dubs confirms

Dating her for as long as I did. Watch her develop into an alcoholic without really realizing months after we broke up and she would drunk call me late on week nights when I know she had work the next day. Basically I just wasted a bunch of time and effort on a chick that wasn't all that special.

Marrying one

What do you think of Reality Winner for a name?

how was that a bad thing?

need response, planning on pissing in my wifes ass

Idk why I find this so funny

fall in love

Not fucking my ex in the ass when she started hinting an interest in it. I was scared of poop dick, her "friend" wasnt.

just stick it in her mouth to clean it off

Urine is sterile, so pissing in your wife's booty hole shouldn't cause many ill effects outside of maybe some warm discomfort for her, and an odd sensation of pissing out her ass later.

This is experience, speaking.

HE
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subconsciously dude revealed it was a he . He liked his ass ate.

FAGGOT.

me too
and then sadly there are plenty of guys who dont give a fuck about giving everything into sex.

my fault was getting bored into sex with her. so she ended up looking for another one and leaving me

she already does enemas, i was wonder why it was something he regretted

getting married to one

forgiving her after she cheated on me.
she did it more times, Im sure of that, but didnt tell me.

Seriously I've had this happen as well. You need to sit down and talk to her that your needs aren't being met and that she can't just hog it all for herself.

I've caught 3 stds and never regretted it. 2 from the same chick cause worth it.

>Urine is sterile
Think I heard this is a myth

Basically I just wasted a bunch of time and effort on a chick that wasn't all that special.

this.

Spending money only to never get re-payed in any form

Fucking my lesbian friend while she slept. Came inside too.

Convincing a girl to try anal, lying about applying lube. She tore. Stuck in the hospital for three days. Got bored and cheated on her.

Frequent creampie sex with recent ex. She got pregnant, gave birth. I don't think it's mine, but w/e.

My nigga

its not, but its no more unsterile then cum, or vaginal fluids

Same

You beat me to it. My life is done. Twin boys here

deepest thing on b all day. brb contemplating life

I can relate to this! My bitch wont suck my cock efficiently dispite the fact i go down on her for a long time.

Trusting them

It's sterile from a healthy person, if they don't have a urinary track infection, std, etc.

It's a matter of training my wife can't have an oral orgasm without my cock in her mouth

REEEE sorry to hear user. I'm sure its nothing and she's just a crazy bitch. Try not to worry too much, the chances of getting pregnant are very low as is with ovulation windows AND you did not even cum in her

Fingering my cousin's ass and puss when we were kids. Giving each other oral too.

I let this ugly cunt with huge tits suck my cock. Fingered her, wanted me to eat her ass, politely declined. Did suck on and massaged her deliciously huge tits for a long time. Came in her mouth from the blowjob, and from her reaction is how I learned to change my diet if I want someone to swallow.

Also let this other ugly chick suck my cock, she was really fit and had a nice fat smooth pussy though, so I ate her out. We had been friends for years, wanted me to fuck her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin. Also declined, because poop dick. Never spoke to her again, because I'm embarrassed about this.

Regret not fucking this chick named Caitlin. I liked her quite a lot, I know she felt the same way because she cried when I broke it to her that I didn't want to pursue a relationship (still loved my ex, ended up getting back with her in the end). We sexted a lot, I know she wanted to fuck. Dammit, this is quite possibly my biggest regret.

That's all.

1. Giving up my porn collection after getting serious.
2. putting up with her stupid friends while alienating my own.
3. Getting rid of my stuff to replace it with her shit.
4. Buying a house where she wanted to live.

I could literally go on for an hour writing this shit down. Take a lesson, Sup Forums, Don't submit to women EVER!

Damn man you went to far. Why?

Why would you lie about applying lube?? There's no way that it feels better for you raw...

It's alarming how common that is

I'm glad that I am a "forever alone"

because i would rather be alone and happy than surrounded by people who dont give a shit a miserable

Not that i really regret it. But back in the 80s when it was just one drug fueled party after another. I would regularly pick up chicks in NY city and roofie them and fuck the shit out of them. Must have been over 300 chicks. I am sure i probably got a fair few of them knocked up. Hell a few even dated me not know what i did to themm..lol

asking two girls for their number

not standing my ground i gave a married girl a ride home from work "they had a fight" she was a cockblocker also, i could of moved out for a while.

most likely he didnt have any available and used the phrase "we don't need lube, i'll just go slow and be careful"


you lie because you still get anal that way

multiple, non-stop fisting orgasms. My dick cant compare to that.

Left the only truly great girl I ever met, who was in love with me, in St Louis, because I wanted to live in Colorado. Broke her heart, didn't even care. Perspective makes me realize, she was rare marriage material, and it took me till I was 35 to realize, it is me that is not.

>Dating her for two years

It's funny that you think having fucked 20-30 people is a lot of people and makes someone a slut.

Kids...

my goal is to fuck as many holes as i can by the time i die...

and yeah im married

I was raised to be a chump and that's what I became. It took a long time to get out of that conditioning.

Agree!!

No shit. As an adult, if you're still counting, you have mental problems. By the time you're out of your twenties you'll have fucked more dozens of people than you can count. Unless you're a fucking psycho or a Mormon or Muhammad that's still fascinated by virgins bc you have your self worth codependent on someone else's stunted development. Fucking unhealthy shit.

miskly.com/Xoi

Its not a lot, in a lifetime. But in 2 years before you are even 18... that just projects those numbers are gonna be much higher when she enters the real world.

Splitting up. I'm lonely now and my dick is cold.

Being forever alone is ok if that's how you like it. Only women are afraid of being alone.

But if you do get involved with a woman, be ready to give them the boot and only focus your attention on those girls who will follow your lead.

He's right, you know

I am in my mid twenties. Not fat, ugly or any mental conditions. And guess how many times i fucked...

>on Sup Forums


none

Im 27, ive been with 5 girls. 3 of them i was in relationships with for over a year. 1 was a random, and 1 was awkward friend sex. I thought i was doing good? Should my numbers be higher?

Me and my ex wife bought a house. We bought while together, but in my name. She had a job that paid slightly more than mine, but my credit was better. When we split up 4 years later, (no kids, no cheating on either side) her attorney managed to steal my house from me. We bought it for 40k, i put 10k of my savings to fixing it up. New floors, hot water heater, vinyl privacy fence, new sod in yard, paintjob on house etc etc.... She waited another 3 years till the market peaked in the early 2000s and sold the house for 220k. I never saw a dime of it. Her and my mom are still freinds. She got fat though so at least i won that mental war.

Well obvious. Now what? You know you could insult me, or give advice, or anything at all?

But ok whatever. I have no idea where I am going with this...

im 30, been with my wife for 12 years, ive fucked 8, 2 in the ass

only 2 were before my wife