How was your first time Sup Forums?
Story time I guess
>be me 21
>meet girl online
>shes french and 14
>we talk over the summer, fall and winter
>we get alone amazingly
>decide we have to meet each other
>I decide to take the train to her
>its a 10 hour train ride from my point of origin
cont.
>I pay for the extremely expensive tickets and go
>the train trip is terrible, spend most of the time listening to music
>when I arrive at the station I expected some ogre or the party van to get me
>to my surprise Im greeted by a 9/10 blond with a D cup and a perfect ass
>I couldnt stop staring at her tits the whole trip
>we go back to her place and sneak in cause her parents are strict as fuck
>her friends come over and are super chill
>we watch movies and wall asleep at some point
>next morning her parents leave
cont.
>we eat something with her friends that slept over
>they leave and we go for a short walk
>during the walk we start groping each other
>by the time we get home were both horny as rabbits
>I put her on the couch and shove my hand under her panties
>start doing stuff I read on the internet
>rub that shit
>she cums 2 min into it
>"wow its that fast?"
>we go to her room
cont.
Bump
pic related or not ??
skip to the part where you go to french jail
Alright I'll tell you the story you faggot
>be me 16
>gf 15
>constant Bonner from no pussy
>gf finally ready to take the trouser snake
>family BBQ at her house
>everyone outside BBQing
>we go downsatirs
>futon in the hallway
>she takes of her pants leaves shirt on climbs on top of me
>throw blanket over us while she rides me like a champ
>suddenly sliding door to outside opens
>fuuuuug it's her dad
>dad drops beer on the floor immediately picks it up stuttering ss s sss sorry
>gf screams out we are just laying here!
>her basically sprints out the sliding door
>can't believe she says we can continue but make it fast
>cum with the force of a thousand suns
>my dick is Thor's hammer
MFW this was 9 years ago and we are now engaged and will be getting married in October
MFW soon to be father in law watched me deflower his daughter
>long story short
>we fuck like rabbits for the next 4 days
>we got up to eat and fucked all day long
>I didnt care about protection cause virgin
>her brother finds us on day 4
>dude is sick with fever
>we convince em he is hallucinating
>I leave on the 5th day
>had to go back to work and all
>she told her mom about it a few weeks later
>they took away her internet and havent heard from her since
>mfw might be a father by now
5days fuckin a virgin with no protection, thats like 90% fatherhood incomming.
stupid idiot.
you from germany ot poland ?
Deutschland ;)
That was a better story
yeah you germans are famous for your retardation levels.
Can't even win a war and there you go knocking up 14 year olds. Typical of a german.
>be 20
>co worker 23
>she's 9/10
>we end up fucking at her house
>she's married
>slowly feel more and more guilty and can't even get hard for her anymore
>it ends
> to this day idk why she slept with me
I was 16 she was 15 and 3 months pregnant from older dude. Got to cum inside with no worries on first fuck. Was amazing!
Where did u even meet her "online"...
>>she told her mom about it a few weeks later
>>they took away her internet and havent heard from her since
>Telling your parents you fucked some guy you met on the internet when you're 14
atleast the dumbass was good looking
Erasmus of a friend on facebook
redneck???
14 on the bathroom floor.
we need to outbreed the french, take their women and put german babies in them, good job OP!
Im not even a nigger or mudslime though
Long story short:
> Me 20, she 17
> Parents on a trip
> Movies, couldn wait anymore, grab her and fuck her, the 10 secs more glorious of her life
> She made me a sandwich
> Win.
In 1999 my sister took my virginity. I was 15, she was 17 at that time. I was a loner and nerdy, she felt sorry for me I guess...
One lonely weekend, parents were nowhere to be found as usual, we got drunk together. Just shooting the shit, her failed relationships, me failing to even get one... by the time we finished the 2nd bottle of wine we pretty much stopped talking and just cuddled on the couch. I can't remember what I asked her at that moment, but instead of an answer she sat up, looked at me, and told me to take off my pants.
"I... what?" was all I could muster.
"Fuck this, it's no big deal...", she said as she slipped off her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra, so I just sat there and stared at her tits. Unhappy with speed of things she "helped me" out of my jeans and boxers by yanking them off me, knelt beside me and sucked my cock into her mouth. I thought she'd stop once I was hard, but she kept going, eyes closed, seemingly enjoying it. When I told her I was getting close she stopped, got on top of me, aimed the tip of my cock at her pussy and sat down on it. I watched as my cock disappeared in her pussy, then looked up at her. She was looking at me, our eyes met, we hesitated.
Then for the first time in my life I took initiative and went in for a kiss. She returned it, then started riding me. I didn't last very long and came inside her without warning. She was on the pill, so no big deal. We held each other until I was soft again and slipped out. Then we talked. Or rather I asked questions, she answered, demonstrated hands on if necessary. We fucked again afterwards, this time I was in control. We switched positions a couple of times, I don't think she came. I did though, pulled out and covered half her back. She was in the middle of cleaning herself up when we heard keys in the front door.
She slipped out, and we spent the night in our seperate rooms. I couldn't really sleep though, doubt she could.
Next morning: nothing. No awkwardness, no omfg, nothing. We had (good) sex, we both enjoyed it, so we kept doing it for another two years. It stopped when she moved away. She had a couple of failed relationships, then finally seemed to settle down and had a kid.
A few weeks ago she told me she had a breakthrough with her therapist and realized that she won't ever be happy until she is with somebody like me. She broke up with her guy, got her own apartment and asked me to help move her stuff. I replied with "sure, and then you suck me off? ;p", in the typical 'haha totally didnt mean that but if you liked it I totally would' way.
She replied with "ok, do me after? :)"
It escalated rapidly from there. We discovered our kinks and fetishes are an exact match (she's my fucktoy and gets off on pleasing me), we're both consenting adults and single, so why the fuck not?
We're in a long distance relationship right now, every few weeks we see each other, do drugs and fuck our brains out.
>meet girl online
>14
surprising it wasnt a cop bust, youre a lucky lad. never meet up with a girl you met online especially if shes underage
No such a thing for me.
I wish I could write about my first kiss at least.
Oh well, give me another 30 years, then maybe...
>be me, 19
>dating 18 y/o girl with a 2 y/o son
>fuck for about 10 minutes
(Surprised it was that long)
>go smoke a cigarette because gotta die some how
>go to sleep
>wake up to child sleeping in between us
We moved in together since then. I treat the kid as if he's my son. Gonna ask her mom for permission to propose to her next time I see her.
More like incumming, amirite?
why?
Watches at $ 0
dont remember. was drunk
this shit is what makes good stories
Damn. Lucky bastard.
>start doing things I read on the internet
Kek
A 10-hour trip is certainly progress. Back in 1940, it took 6 weeks.
>be me
>18 virgin fag
>almost get bitch pregnant first time cuz no condoms
>Bitch takes plan B
>ightinclear.jpeg
>only fuck with condoms now
>continued to fuck 3x a day for 4 and a half months.
Pic related. It's the hoe I lost it too
Pic relative
She looks anorexic
>25 gave a girl a ride home from work
>she told me she would cook me dinner
>i told her i'm going to take my after noon work nap
>woke up to her sucking me off
>she hoped on top of me she held me down
>she got off of me cooked me dinner
>i got into a car accident some time later
>i got out of the hospitals and rehab
>i saw the girl at a retirement party
>she told me that she had another kid i almost asked her if i was the father
She isn't though, just an overly active metabolism
>just an overly active metabolism
That's what they all say...
I honestly don't like thinking about it much.
>be 17
>working at a fast food joint.
>horny af.
>manager is 27, BBW, big titties, acne face
>like a 3/10 tops.
>one night be fapping furiously at home.
>Come up with a retarded idea.
>start asking girls I know for pics of their tits. I can't even remember what my reasoning was.
>Lots of "seen", a few "fuck off" and a few "haha very funny"
>think a actually got like 3 pics.
>fap more.
>it's not enough.
>make dumb decision to ask manager for pic.
>She replies back very flirty.
>we chat for a bit via text.
>Asks me to come help her close up at 11
>Dick is diamonds.
>help her close, she flat out pushes me against the bathroom wall and is rubbing my dick through my pants.
>bout to explode.
>she locks us in, then pushes me to the floor and starts taking my jeans off.
>Were laying on the bathroom floor of arby's, her furiously sucking my dick.
>She slips her own pants off and just fuckin slams down on my dick without even asking.
>I don't find her attractive and she smells like grease but my dick don't care.
>My back hurts but I can't move because she's slamming herself up and down on my cock really hard and fast.
>Try to move, she grabs my face and pushes me down.
>"I'm not done yet"
>Tell her "stop im going to cum"
>she says "go ahead" without stopping
>Try to push her off but I can't
>cum inside her like 10 seconds later.
>Dick hurts now.
>She KEEPS SLAMMING DOWN for like another 2 mins.
>She starts twitching and closes here eyes.
>Gets up, zips up pants and finishes her closing tasks while I clean myself up.
Did I get raped Sup Forums? We ended up fucking a few more times but every time I look back I get bad feels about it.
>my wife's son
>be 20 in college
>desperate virgin
>here about Tina...she's a complete whore and will likely fuck anyone
>fuck yeah, just my type
>invite her to hang out, drink some beer
>she hangs out in my room, we get shitfaced drunk
>I clumsily put the moves on her
>she can sense my impending wizardry and just took over
>before long we're naked, holy fuck her bush is huge
>even a disgusting huge bush can't kill my powerboner
>put on condom because she's a whore...contemplate double bagging it
>nah, it might hurt her feelings
>fuck like an uncoordinated rabbit for way longer than I expected my first time, thank you beer.
>99% sure she wasn't even close to an orgasm but I couldn't care less, I had sex
>never saw her or spoke to her again
No one wants to hear my story part 1:
>weird kid
>behavior issues
>problem with authority
>no father
>I'm white, dickhead
>move schools when mom remarries
>no friends through grade school
>junior high time
>suddenly marching band
>good at what I do
>make da frands
>ski club time
>dominate slopes
>is that the hottie from marcho bando?
>rich, popular girl all the guys want
>goes to other jr. high
>I'm better than them at the things and hold conversation
>all the hanging out flirting
>first kiss on magical ski hill during last trip
>high school time
>same school now
>get the gf
>waiting for murrige
>date for over a year
>hot as fucking balls and smart as a Lamarr-Hawking offspring
>get her rocks off all the times
>never get so much as touched through the pants
>get dumped for a younger dipshit of a clown
user, same thing happened here, I was 17 in McDonald's. Manager was like 40. I went to pull it out, she asked "wtf are you doing? I'm fixed" and guided me back in as I filled her to the brim. Happened few times a week for 6 months. She got me high, got me drunk
sounds like the usual Italian pedofag
M O D S
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>trouser snake
trouser *worm,
damn iPhone autocrrect
>be 15
>get into a institution
>get good with retarded girls
>fuck retarded girls
>20 year old virgin
>my nigga's birthday
>we get mad wasted wicked faded at my place
>I make the decision to depart for the city
>my friend is reluctant
>proceed to convince him
>it's fucking thursday
>if we find bitches outside on a thursday
>automatic down to fuck
cont.
Be me 17
Broke up with gf after no luck of getting her to go all the way.
Rebound with a tight body picks up to hang out.
We drive up into the mountains and park on dirt road.
She takes out my cock and starts stroking.
I start fingering her. She gets bored and tells me to fuck her.
I instantly stick it in her.
So nervous I can't even cum for 30min.
I cum right above her shaved tiny pussy.
We slept in the car. Fuck her on and off for about a year. Today this day 7 years later the only girl I've ever came Inside of.
>15 year old loser
>older sister is having a house party while parents are gone
>chilling in room
>random drunk girl comes in and just crashes on my bed
>wtf
>tell her to get out, but she just mumbles
>long story short I end up locking the door peeling her skirt/thong back fucking her while depositing a load in her crack
>wiped her up and she never knew
Call me for phone sex 1-4407994107
She looks fun user. Any ass pics?
No look she's fine
Yeah that's rape
She wasn't fixed. I freaked out for a like a week and when I confronted her about it she shrugged and said she has a supply of morning after pills and that, and I quote, "feeling the cum shooting inside me is the only way I can cum".
On the plus side she was into anal and liked it rough. She let me bite down on her tits and fuck her anal with no lube. Eventually sex stopped because she said she was getting feelings for me and her kids wanted to know why a guy was coming over sometimes :/
Haha a 440799 number, do I know you user? Elyriafag here
>we're out in the field, radars turned on
>I enter a bar, friend isn't let in
>guess he looked too beta
>next scene we're losing hope
>a group of like 5-6 girls walk by
>after 10 steps I turn around and shout
>IT'S MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY, GIRLS, WANNA PARTY?
>to our excitement, they agree
not how i lost my virginity but i had two girls as roommates, one of whom was a party girl. one night she came home drunk and high as fuck, walked into my room and crashed on my bed next to me. i sleep naked, so she began to stroke my cock.
we ended up fucking all night, although we never did talk about it after that.
Be me. Be 7 years old.
Girl I grew up knowing since I was 1 playing her stupid fucking game with dolls.
Trying to get me interested in stupid doll game.
As she got older she got more annoying, we used to climb trees and throw rocks at bottles but now it's this shit again.
Don't really want to play doll game.
Fast forward 15 minutes she has her pants off and I am looking at her in disbelief.
I ask her "Where is your penis"
Sorry user it was 6 and a half years ago. I went on her fb for that pic.
Here is currently gf cuz why not lol.
No one wants to hear this part 2:
>get new gf
>another band geek
>by this time I'm 17, she's 14 turning 15
>she was my second choice to genius-hot-bitch
>all the time together
>so. much. band. nerding.
>she already looks great for her age
>her mother notices the attention we give each other
>forbiddenlove.mov
>keep getting caught
>eventually leads to a verbal restraining order
>fuckthepolice.drdre
>all the sneaking
>she's even richer than first
>over at their giant house every time parents are gone
>saving herself v2.1
>goddamn I know how to pick em
>first handjob takes the entirety of Terry Nichols prison sentence
>take what I can get
>once she turns 17 or 18 ask mom if can I smash I mean date her daughter
>been dating all along
>first blowjob is a sad bologna sandwich
>bj and hj get better
>only get to use external vibrators on her
>I'll take what I can get
>all the talk of mawwiage
>spend all of college on gf
>senior year get dumped for an older chad
>fast forward a little bit
>we're at a bar, shots fired
>I convince a fuckton of people at the bar to raise my nigga with his chair 19 times
>birthday traditions here idk if you guys do that
>I'm talking fast with the chicks we snatched before
>talking fast talking loud non stop talking
>i'm feeling confident
Pussy is pussy user. Wished I'd figured that out at 15.
this is the story of Sup Forums
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>be 29 living at home
>ordering Ukrainan wife
>fap like madman while waiting
>finally plane arrive
>me go meet wife
>get robbed by neighbors on my way
>never get to airport, never meet wife
>suddenly we're at a club
>it's a club that plays hardcore/psytrance at the heartattack speeds of 180 BPM
>it's fucking bonkers
>since it's thursday, not many people there
>my beta friend is suddenly making out with crackwhores
>i'm teleporting around the dancefloor with my kickass techno moves without giving a fuck
>i'm hot and sweaty
>sit down with one of the chicks we met in the city from before
> i do the bla bla bla to make her heart go cha cha cha
> decide I am tired of talking
This is how it's done kids.
im virgin
stale pasta
> 2017
> Having a first time
I'm 34 and a virgin. Women just stop you from pursuing your dreams and ambitions.
Hahahaha gotta love greasy McDonald's sex.
Hey man, I appreciate your outgoing attitude. Saved the ass pic.
Nice any more nudes?
>be me, 49
>virgin, so no first time
>remember when I was a teen
>no girl would ever get at least a bit high
>no girl would ever get at least a bit drunk
>no girl would waste virginity before getting out of HS because noone was willing to be labeled a whore for life
>no girl would listen a flirty dude, even if he was a certified rich Chad
>not even a single swearword heard from them
>and it was a great event to spot at least a string of a girl's bra in the hottest days of the summer
>while a number of them wasted themselves after getting 20, the school Chads weren't getting more sex action than a semi-autistic dude like me
Most sexy thing: having an excuse to give a call to a girl. Fucking landlines, it always was some parent answering, and I had to do my best pokerface und pokervoice to get her on the phone.
>and if I was lucky, we could have our 10-15 minutes of chitchat outside school time
Epic times.
>most fond memory: the school Chad one morning showed us an used condom alleging he had had sex the evening before. No fuckin' one believed him, and the burst of laughters destroyed the most part of his stupid ego.
>turns out he already started doing coke.
Supplementary fond memory: there was only an effeminate guy in our class, who got nicknamed "the fag". After years of gayshaming, he eventually graduated, got a job, a wife, had a few sons, and I bet he's here on Sup Forums writing posts like "bi is gay in denial".
Epic times.
>initiated the tongue
>never french kissed a girl before
>love it
>she takes her hand and presses it against the back of my head
>suddenly my beta friend drops from above with a girl who is friends with the girl I am targeting to unleash the dick on
>literally WWE maneuver
>fuck, I want more
>we're outside for a smoke and one of the girls drops the bomb
>"let's go to my place"
Np user. Shit she doesn't know won't hurt my dick. I just won't post her face. I don't have any good body pics unfortunately.!
Any other anons wanna contribute with pics of the first time girls?
>be me, 29 yo kissless virgin
>the end.
>13
>parents usually pay me $20 every week for chores and mowing the lawn
>younger sister was begging parents for a razr scooter
>they say no cause it's too expensive
>eventually ask me since she knows I get more allowance money than her
>say no
>starts bawling but idc
>eventually joke she'll have to give me a bj
>she straight up agrees for the full $20
>don't even think she knew the significance
>whip it out as soon as we get home from school the next day
>tell her she just has to suck it
>fucking amazing
>cum in her mouth and tell her she has to swallow too
>she does
>hand over money and rinse/repeat every weekend
>stops once she has enough money
>get a few more occasionally when she wants money, and some freebies when I try my hardest to be nice to her
I just remember being pushy since I was a horny teen, and she started refusing, then they just stopped. It never got weird or anything either as we got older.
Haven't got laid or had anything sexual with a girl since, so I'm technically still a virgin I guess.
>Did I get raped Sup Forums
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Not without her face. I can post another girl I've posted before. Used to fuck her with her bf
It's a beautiful ass user. Id enjoy spanking that every which way to Sunday.
Have a few of interested. She told me to save them so I could send them to her bf
>be me 14
>be sitting at park bench by pool with friends and fam
>get hard on from aunt's thong straps hanging out her back of her pants (whale-tail)
>aunt been drinking everyone else focus is away sort of from me
>diamonddallasdick.jpg
>my aunt looks at me and my 2.5" microtent and teases me about it
>reaches her hand up my shorts under the table and strokes it
>oh no something is going to happen
>she fake laughs all loud tries to shut me up
>came in her hand and she wipes it on grass
>first time I ever came in my life was from my aunt
Every arbys i ever went to has very unattractive employees. They all look down to fuck though. Can see it in their eyes. Bomb beef n cheddars tho
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Thanks user. I'm well aware. She gets mad when I spread it apart during sex. Do it anyway for the keks
>we're at a flat
>girl is on the sofa
>I am on top
>we are making out, grinding
>she asks me if I have protection
>I am always ready for action
>decide to go to the bathroom to put it on
>my dick is offline
>wtf
>it was just hard
>maybe I was too excited
>maybe it was the alcohol + ganja
>come back to keep her warm by making out
>she tries to get me hard by tugging awkwardly
>i suggest she help with her mouth
>she pretended to not hear what I said
>i laugh thinking about it every time
>start eating her out out of frustration
>her fucking vagina smells and tastes like piss I almost vomit my insides out
No one cares at all Part 3
>now last year of college
>coulda smashed all the sluts
>have some broad throw themselves at me
>after 7 years of commitment and steady gfs who want to wait, easy pussy doesn't entice
>got some good blowies, but when I wont fuck them, they move on
>wild flirty math nerd appears
>same classes like the shitty movies
>she's interested
>I'm interested, but but still recovering
>graduate
>turning 23 soon
>dick still dry
>start the dating of math flirt
>wants the D
>after years of patiently waiting for my gfs to give it up, now my gf is waiting for me
>why am I doing this again?
>finally decide it's time
>at her also wealthy, but modest family home
>I have expensive taste in gf, I guess
>nervous because not her first time
>holding farts like an olympic medal is on the line
>go to bathroom to let them out
>echochamber.fml
>she pretends it didn't shake the house
>go to basement
>pants off awkward time
>make the out
>first time condom
>first time I've seen the v
>naked and willing
>she's positioned
>I'm softer
>wait...what?
>"just go for it, user"
>missionary for the sole purpose of
up close embarrassment
>jam it in, but won't stay because limp noodle
>the condom is coming off without anything to cover
>frustration is a go
>remove my head with a shotgun, I want to die
>give up
not in muslim land
Interested continue.
moar of this?
>I was 18
>Bf was 17
>been together for about 7 months
>mom let's me go to his house for the first time
>plan on giving him my virginity
>meet his crippled dad
>He takes me to his room
>both naked within 10 seconds
>laying under him a bit nervous
>he goes un raw
>it stings, and I tell him to wait
>he stays in for a minute before moving slowly
>still hurts but not that bad
>he finishes on my belly
>he fingers me until I cume
>body hurts, but my heart is happy
This goes on for a few months before it actually starts to feel good. I'm still wifi the same guy and the sex is great now I love it. No regrets
...
Thes captchas are killing me
And that's the story of my first time. Glorious, no? 5 years later we're still dating and have an adventurous and fun sex life. Been diamonds in the time of need ever since.
>be me
>virgin
>read story on here about someone fucking his gfs little sister
>become more desperate for pussy than I've ever been
>especially young, unused pussy
>thinking about who I can fuck
>my godparents have a little blonde daughter 11 years old
>long fucking gross story of grooming the girl into doing and wanting this.
>I fuck her in her room during a family get together.
>fucking everything I imagined and so much more
>Best few minutes of my life. I don't think she enjoyed it that much
>go downstairs with her and instantly regret
>literally every single moment of my life since then a portion if my brain is dedicated to thinking about the fact that I could go to jail and be disowned by my family at any point in my life.
>if I could do it over again id never even talk to her even though it's still the best sex I've ever had.
I'm interested. Tight little tummy and pussy looks like.