Russian bad guy

>Russian bad guy
>has a Kremlin tattoo

Name two movies where this happened

It's actually a convention in Russian prisons, you frogposting retard.

>Russian
>bad guy

>russian
>he's white

>prison
>even once

Batman vs Superman
John Wick
Taken

>russian mob boss appears
>Vladimir Central starts playing

2bh Russian prisons are rumored to be only marginally more hospitable than active warzones.

If you go to one without having any connections on the inside, you're beyond fucked.

>yfw smart russian mob bosses don't have any tattoos

>getting caught

>British side character
>speaks cockney

Reminds me of that minor actor from Dude, Where's My Car went to a Pakistani prison, and had to fight the entire prison population to gain their respect.

>watching Broken Lamps Streets
>Rissole with Puree starts playing

I'm russian and I've read a lot about russian prisons because I was so fascinated about the topic. If you're tough you will probably be able to survive. Just respect the retarded inmate bandit-made rules and don't be a pussy, share the food you get from the outside and you might make it out alive. Connections are nice though

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>STOP OR I'LL SHOOT 111!!!!
>doesn't stop and escapes under fire

>rissole
just say kotletki

>Character on toilet
>doesn't show him wiping ass
>doesn't show him accidentally shoving finger up poopy butthole
>doesn't slide it in further because of how good it feels
>doesn't insert a second finger up there
>doesn't start using the poo as lubricant to finger his butthole
>doesn't reach a state of orgasmic climax
>doesn't let loose a tonn of built up liquid shit all over his arm
>doesn't smear it all over his face
>doesnt start using shit lube to masturbate
>doesn't start loudly impersonating Macho man as he masturbates with his own shit
>doesn't cum in kitchen sink
>doesn't take a breather to let in what he just did
>doesn't crawl up into a ball and cry in his own shit, while covered in shit
>doesn't grieve over high school crush that he was never able to achieve because of Chad being so god damn extroverted

Jesus Christ, films today

What the fuck

If you mean something like this, this isn't Kremlin.

I feel you