How to say goodnight to a girl in text form? how does one do this

how to say goodnight to a girl in text form? how does one do this
>inb4 "goodnight"

"Sleep well :^)"
Or whatever

"Have a nice night"
Doesn't sound too creepy, but nice enough.

that's a good one !

gn baba x

very good ! !

What fucking difference does it make? She's not going to get offended if you wish her goodnight the wrong way you fucking sperg.

"Night night. Keep your butthole tight ;)"

you don't know that

"Oh, hey, there's a spider on your wall"

Cya

kek

Pretty much sums it up. You care too much. Most girls don't give a flying fuck how you text with them as long as you're not creepy or total socially awkward.

"*tips fedora* have a-ehrr good evening Madame! :^^^)"

Okay, let's say she is the kind of chick who would get offended over something like that. Why the fuck should OP waste his time with that cunt?

"Night"

That's it.
How fucking limited is your interaction with women when saying goodnight is a hurdle for you?

let alone ask Sup Forums for advice on how to say goodnight thru text. Literal autism

that sounds pretty gay though desu
op say something like "sweet dreams"

"Hope you sleep well"
"Have a good one"
"Let's text tomorrow"

"Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline,
All passengers on bed, please hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to Dreamland.
Hope you will enjoy your flight.
Pleasant Dreams and Good Night!"

what if you're ironically creepy or awkward though

comfy!

Why would you do that?

because why not? could be funny if you're just in it for the laughs and self-aware

Keep the irony on your meme machine. Don't expect people to understand it through text, even if they know you well.

Goodnight, m'lady, may your dreams be as fantastic as you've made my reality.

S-say you don't sleep in the nude, do you? N-NOT THAT I CARE, BAKA! I'm just *tugs collar* c-curious, but if you do, AWWWOOOOOOOOGA *eyes fly out of my head and pop back in*
Ahem, if you do, a gentleman never tells ;)

This is what peak performance looks like.

would it be weird if i did this myself?
?
?

Literally fucking this.
It works.

"bitch baaah"

"i hope you die in your sleep you lousy cunt"

If you do, you'd better hope that chick either has a great sense of humor or is really fucking attracted to you.

louse?

No, but everyone would immediately now that you are the alpha male and offer you unlimited sexual intercourse.

be a good test either way innit

Send dick pic. Say: a goodnight kiss?

>when Sup Forums wasnt riddled with normies who have friends and arent social rejects.

kinda miss those days.

Do it.
Make it your own, add your own spin on it and tack on another paragraph.

If she sends you anything but "k" or "night" start shopping for wedding rings.

Better get a move on to /r9k/, chump, this is normie territory.

Only people who have had sex with 10 or more different partners are allowed to post.

Virgins will get b&, I can make it happen, my dad works at nintendo.