35yo virgin cause of small dick, help me get a gf /b

35yo virgin cause of small dick, help me get a gf /b

If that's a photo of you, you're dick's fine.
You're fat and you probably have a shitty attitude and personality.

first of all wear a undershirt or something to cover all your fat over your initial clothing and then go to a bar or something dude fuck or if you wanna go the easy way go on an escort website or look around for your nearest local whore

Stop lying to him..

Yeah, you are just fat. Probably ugly. Exercise and eat right. And groom yourself.

Can confirm you're right about his attitude and personality.

Stop posting this fucking thread, OP. Sage

Ive seen smaller dicks. Loose some weight you fat fuck

It's slightly above average. Wtf dude.
Tell these hoes you're hooking up with to tighten up their cave pussies.
Also lose some weight. A belly gives the illusion that you're shorter than you really are.

Your dick looks average sized, you're just fat.

W-why did this pic give me a boner?

So you've actually gotten naked with a girl and she's told you your penis is too small?

I can guarantee that you have some extra inches under that fat.
>help me get a gf
Lose weight, groom yourself, and stop having a shitty attitude. You act like a goddamn beta.
Delet thread
sage in all fields

any grils here

No real woman undresses a man, looks at the penis, and then says, "Oh... sorry, your dick is too small, never mind." That doesn't happen. If anything, the smaller the cock the easier it is to suck.
There has to be other reasons you still have your V card. Be honest.

holyfuck is this you?

hot
moar pls

fuck check this
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That's not small. Stop watching porn, do cardio, eat less shit, and pick up a hobby you like.

thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lose some weight fatty

It's not small. It's about average, maybe slightly above average even. You just have a lot of inches hidden underneath all of that fat. Lose the weight, and you will be fine.