Your phone will explode in your pocket tonight while you sleep if you do not respond to this thread.
Your phone will explode in your pocket tonight while you sleep if you do not respond to this thread
no phone sucks lol
why the fuck would I sleep with my phone in my pocket. It goes in my desk on the other side of the room
jokes on you, i have a Nokia 3310
So you can quick-draw for a midnight fap?
literally everyone? It's fucking current year by god.
Not if I don't have my phone in my pocket, retard
Good thing i don't own a Samsung
y tho
jokes on you I don't have a cellphone
WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS WITH THE PHONE IN POCKET?? THATS JUST FULL RETARD
It's the hidden cell popcorn bag: pop it in the microwave.
kill me
Came here to post this.
Lithium Polymer is pretty dangerous :/
Ahhh! Ahhhhh!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I don't usually sleep with my phone in my pocket. But when I do, It explodes.
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Good thing I don't sleep in a onesie
Why the fuck would I sleep with my phone in my pocket
FU
I agree, it is a good time for a dubs thread
>Your phone will explode in your pocket tonight while you sleep if you do not respond to this thread.
Okay
Truth in advertizing
Life is all about money and bitches.
This is now a dubs thread
Thats a Lincoln quote, isn't it?
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Rollin .... dubs and I am safe
checked
Triple doubles, checked!
Fuuuuuuukk!!
Who sleeps with pockets? Do you mean the dickflap in my undies?
rolling
who the fuck sleeps with a phone in their pocket.
fuck
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Note 8 when
Every time I boot my phone, it sizzles a little.
I don't have a phone negro
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Id keep an eye on that.
And wear safety goggles.
who the fuck sleeps with pocketed pants on
I don't wear pants to bed
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I sleep in jeans user
>image reversed for me
Those come in handy when your phone catches fire.
Oh fuck you
nooooo