Your phone will explode in your pocket tonight while you sleep if you do not respond to this thread

Your phone will explode in your pocket tonight while you sleep if you do not respond to this thread.

no phone sucks lol

why the fuck would I sleep with my phone in my pocket. It goes in my desk on the other side of the room

jokes on you, i have a Nokia 3310

So you can quick-draw for a midnight fap?

literally everyone? It's fucking current year by god.

Not if I don't have my phone in my pocket, retard

Good thing i don't own a Samsung

y tho

jokes on you I don't have a cellphone

WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS WITH THE PHONE IN POCKET?? THATS JUST FULL RETARD

It's the hidden cell popcorn bag: pop it in the microwave.

kill me

Came here to post this.

Lithium Polymer is pretty dangerous :/

Ahhh! Ahhhhh!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I don't usually sleep with my phone in my pocket. But when I do, It explodes.

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Good thing I don't sleep in a onesie

Why the fuck would I sleep with my phone in my pocket

FU

I agree, it is a good time for a dubs thread

>Your phone will explode in your pocket tonight while you sleep if you do not respond to this thread.
Okay

Truth in advertizing

Life is all about money and bitches.

This is now a dubs thread

Thats a Lincoln quote, isn't it?

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Rollin .... dubs and I am safe

checked

Triple doubles, checked!
Fuuuuuuukk!!

Who sleeps with pockets? Do you mean the dickflap in my undies?

rolling

who the fuck sleeps with a phone in their pocket.

fuck

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Note 8 when

Every time I boot my phone, it sizzles a little.

I don't have a phone negro

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Id keep an eye on that.
And wear safety goggles.

who the fuck sleeps with pocketed pants on

I don't wear pants to bed

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I sleep in jeans user
>image reversed for me

Those come in handy when your phone catches fire.

Oh fuck you

nooooo