ARE LADS Edition
/brit/
Allah
*breathes in*
ANIME
got the jog interview tomorrow lads
i really hope i get this one
unironically went to pakistan a few weeks ago ama
>at the doctor's
>Doctor says look at this guys quads, very fit healthy guy
ordered a porchetta box but they sent me a porchetta plate instead
needless to say I got a refund
lol, love how they make the 39bn pile look twice the size of the 36bn pile
was on the bus and some weird cunt got on
tried to tap on with his hand then stood in the middle of the bus scoping out seats for 2 minutes before finally picking one
Britain is fucking shite. I'm pretty sure if you take away London from our economy we're equivalent to fucking Spain.
...
did you do poo in loo haha
> okay things to call a Canadian
Canadian
Canuck
Friend
Pal
Buddy
> Not okay things to call a Canadian
Leaf
Fag
Queer
Yank
Twat
NEW ENGLAND RIGHTFUL BRITISH CLAY REEEE GIVE IT BACK YOU FAT CUNTS
@ 73533540
fuck off you faggy queer leaf yank twat
Stop spending so much money on armament and spend money on your teeth, pigs.
business idea: start calling them canadiens from now on
youtube.com
VERY comfy youtube playlist lads
she likes basically every one of my facebook pictures, in today's modern world that basically means we're a couple
doesn't it?
you can't be a couple with your mum
food I currently have in my house:
haribo bears
chocolate mud cake
whittakers peanut butter chocolate block
whittakers coconut chocolate block
kinder chocolate bars
You live anywhere aside from london? Congrats. You live in barely first world conditions. Eastern Europe, Spain, Italy, are more similar to your living standards than the civilised northern Europe.
don't own a single turtleneck
should i get one?
no it means you're a thirsty cunt who falls in love with any woman who gives you the time of day
Sort yourself out lad.
probably currently the hungriest on /brit/
Weeew. That really raced my isms.
why do brits store their ketchup in the cupboard
Fuck off you queer yank twat
I see our theresa is preparing for war with spain
ᵀᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦᶰ /brit/ ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶫᶦᵗ ᵃ ᶠᶫᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵍᵉˢ ˢʰᵃᶫᶫ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵉˣᵗᶦᶰᵍᵘᶦˢʰ⋅ ᴳᵘᵃʳᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵃᶜʳᵉᵈ ᶠᶫᵃᵐᵉ, ᵐʸ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᴮᶫᵃᶜᵏˢʰᶦʳᵗˢ, ᵘᶰᵗᶦᶫ ᶦᵗ ᶦᶫᶫᵘᵐᶦᶰᵃᵗᵉˢ ᴮʳᶦᵗᵃᶦᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶫᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃᵗʰˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃᶰᵏᶦᶰᵈ⋅
I had my induction for a library position today (casual shelver). One of the ladies doing the presentation was a British librarian who moved here for some reason, when we got to the section about identifying and removing suspicious objects she started rambling about her time at the Natural History Museum in London during the IRA bombing campaigins, truly interesting stuff.
just ate 1,400 calories worth of Garofalo rigatoni, 385g. To this, I added 1x tin of John West tuna (in spring water), 112g and 1x tin of Waitrose essentials sweetcorn, 160g. To provide lubrication, I added 50g of Helman's mayonaise. Garnished with cracked black pepper.
total kcal: 1,954
Because cold sauce is nasty?
ermm sweetie
is she fit
imagine being german
What are the krauts up to this time lads?
A Tory mum’s recipe for a perfect British society
Take one cup of Anglo Saxon determination;
Mix with a jugful of Muslim respect for the family;
Stir in a pinch of traditional Asian modesty;
Whisk with two tablespoonsful of military respect for authority;
Serve on a bed of East European work ethic;
And enjoy with a full glass of British belief in the freedom of the individual!
>Garofalo rigatoni
Fuck off posh cunt
jog on leaf fag
ake the blackpill lads. UK is fucked. Brexit was the right choice but it's akin to trying to tape up a burst balloon. Immigration is going to go up. Economy will tank. We'll be a Poland tier nation by 2030 but with more Muslims
>5 months until Christmas
>check back
>have 250 more quid than i thought i had
feels amazing, like having free money
the 3rd reich is in full effect
Nah she's a really sweet woman but pretty fat. We had this total cunt 60 year old who threw a tantrum about the dress code, don't even understand how he got the job in the first place since it was fucking tough, 500 applicants and only 17 positions and we were just the shelvers which is AS01 in the public servant meme hierarchy, those 17 were for AS02 and AS03 positions too
change pls
@73533859
no (You) for (You)
reminder not to reply to any german flag no matter the circumstances
I've drank more than that in one shake
EAT BIG GET BIG CMON
whats that funny symbol?
Trump has been a fucking joke of a president so far
>failed to pass his healthcare bill
>caibnet has been awful so far
>failed to keep his muslim ban
>failed to make any progress on MUH WALL
>going away from environmental policies to try and bring back coal even though coal mining is inefficient and expensive at this point.
MUH TRUMP!!!
when you get it in the shop where is it? in the fridge or on the shelf?
there's your answer now fuck off you human verruca
>one cup of Anglo Saxon
>jugful of Muslim
>pinch of traditional Asian
>bed of East European
ALL wrong.
You need
>a bed of actual English people
>a touch of western Europeans
>some qt Koreans
That's it
australia has gone to the dogs
Sorry love got no money at the moment.
*walks into the store, picks up some bargains in the sale and saunters past the beggar with 5 carrier bags*
WHO /BIG TASTY/ HERE???
>tfw can't squat due to tight hip flexors
you absolute sad case
this is my post from a few days ago as if you've saved it you absolute wasteman - it wasn't significant in any way to warrant its reposting
kys yourself
@73533951
fat cunt
you're only mean to put it in the fridge once the seal has been removed though
very intense image
Things i like about Germany: Germany
Things i don't like about Germany: GERMans
Actually made me do the maths you dafty
#exposed
we talking about the EU again lads?
Brexiteers, like religious people, won't ever accept the stupidity of their beliefs
it's not worth it
>putting cold ketchup on your food
absolute nonsense
>ketchup
disgusting. americanised runts.
ah yes... a weaker pound has hurt the big businesses like the FTSE while poor people are making a killing out of their exporting businesses
just ate 1,400 calories worth of Garofalo rigatoni, 385g. To this, I added 1x tin of John West tuna (in spring water), 112g and 1x tin of Waitrose essentials sweetcorn, 160g. To provide lubrication, I added 50g of Helman's mayonaise. Garnished with cracked black pepper.
total kcal: 1,954
DO NOT STEAL MY ORIGINAL POST
THROW IT AWAY
FORGET YESTERDAY
>brits don't call it tomato sauce
am I being rused or is this legitimately only an australian thing
t. brown sauce faggot
>Britain should be sovereign
>Scotland shouldn't
northerners call it red sauce
>ketchup
FOY
Shit one, at least you don't have lower back pain stopping you. I was finishing a set of 5 with 113kg, hitched my back on the last rep and did a good morning. Completely fucked my lower back.
In an alternate universe, Remain won, and every time a Brexiteer opens his mouth it's:
>HAHAHA LOSER LOOK HOW TRIGGERED YOU RACISTS ARE! OMG DELICIOUS TEARS OMG
>HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE A DEMOCRATIC VOTE, FASCIST? THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
>YOU LOST ALREADY SO UMMM STFU FOREVER PLEASE
Doesn't matter if they're winning or losing, they'll never stop being obnoxious, idiotic cunts.
i only have japanese mayo with my chips. anything else is for plebs
A Union of egoists?
ketchup and tomato sauce are different
Shitpost about something else please
i, like the majority of english people, voted leave
however after reading this thread i have been convinced that was the wrong choice
on the phone to may right now
very angry i am
gonna tell her to untrigger article 50
not going to have some fucking (((corporation))) tell me what to do they're just saying that to cover their arse when some tit eats 4 year old ketchup and cries to a lawyer
fuck off you absolute child
only yank wannabe runts say ketchup
its tomato sauce or tommy k
people in britain literally do call it tomato sauce though you stupid runt, almost everything that's 'unique' in australia is just something you stole from us
>Tomatos(148g per 100g Tomato Ketchup)
hmm..
To revert to trading with the EU only on World Trade Organisation (WTO) terms would cause serious harm to your economy. It would mean the EU imposing tariffs plus a full panoply of non-tariff barriers on almost half Britain’s exports. Thankfully, no big country trades with the EU only on WTO terms.
An acrimonious break-up would make it harder to co-operate in such areas as foreign policy and defence. And it would surely increase the risk of Brexit triggering Scotland’s exit from the United Kingdom.
>tommy k
No we don't we call it ketchup, or tomato sauce only mongs and scum call it red sauce
>Japanese mayo
Fuck off you yellow monkey loving cunt
Mayo and BBQ sauce mixed in massive quantities is the patricians choice of condiments
hate it when those bloody ARROGANT students use their education to explain why I'm wrong lads
won't stand for it
>i obsess over avoiding yank vocabulary while rasheed is fucking my daughter
the UK everybody
>BBQ sauce
bums
just had an intense red wine and vindaloo shits lads
send help
and ice
>tommy k
fat bitch