ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!!1!

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!!1!

I hate you

I still love my side man. I loved him eating my pussy without me even having to blink. I'm now an empty husk that forces men to suck on my pussy and I imagine it's him.

I sleep with a teddy bear. I'm 29 years old.

I stick my fingers up my ass when I masturbate

I jerk it to blacked, but hate niggers

I used a friend's suicide for attention, lied about doing/not doing shit in a foreign country, and I tell my family not to worry about my suicidal tendencies when I don't really know if I'm gonna kill myself anytime soon or not.

I've been cheating on my military husband with my moms fonger in the back of my moms friends car

I'm struggling. Memories of my childhood are flooding back and I've kinda shut down. Can't focus on anything, feel alone, drinking heavy. This isn't sustainable. Not sure how much longer I can go on.

Sometimes I think about fucking a man or a trap, but I don't know if I would like it.

thats cute user

I'm cheating on my girlfriend with my friend's girlfriend

end your life

Let's talk user. I've been drinking and I feel myself shutting down to.

I fucking want to plow my ex and could if I asked but to spite her I'll never ask and never agree when she asks.

I'm 36. I'm fucking my wife, her sister, their cousin, and their best friend's 19 year old daughter. All of them are married. None of them know about each other.

When it blows its going to be bad.

Also have a 26 year old, near perfect, stable trap sidepiece for when I'm feeling particularly degenerate. She's the only one I love.

i have no future

when i go swimming in the summer i get dressed in the public locker/shower room. when getting dressed, i usually stay naked as long as i can and let anyone get a good look, before showering, where i stroke myself until i cum and/or piss in front of people. i dont know if theyve ever noticed

my sjw ex accused me of rape and i hate her so much. but i want to fuck her puffy pussy hard again, and play with her huge tits

i went to the dark side of Sup Forums
am still have yet to find the FUCKING EXIT

you sound annoying

You know, I've never figured out who the bigger idiots are. The ones who join the military and get married right away for some stupid reason or the dumb bitches who marry them then cheat. I mean... when do people become aware they are a walking cliche.

my whole family has a really addictive gene so my parents always tell me about how bad smoking is and how easily i could get addicted but i'm already addicted and really don't want them to find out

...

Do yourself a favor and don't try anything else. Smoking is shit by the way, and it's a huge waste of money

Fyi I really fucking hate you.
>I know your not her
But this is exactly what she would think.
Anyways see you monday, whore.

This one time I ripped the tag off my matress

im calling the fucking police you criminal scum

i hate me too.

I want to find someone who has no reason to continue to live, and made me his God. So I could have a slave/toy to do anything that my heart desires.

im planning on basically holding myself hostage and threatening to stab myself if my parents will not let me move back into their house. there'll be cops there i think, if so suicide by cop is a distinct possibility.

maybe ill facebook live it but i think i've only got 3g, 4g, ill not have wifi. im doing this shit on top of a parking garage.

a decade and a half of severe treatment-resistant depression makes you do weird things

My foot fetish is destroying my social life.

I like to get fucked in the ass by random dudes. Regret it after.

>suicide by cop is a distinct possibility
they'll just tase you and youll cry and then sit in jail for years crying some more

I'd love if he'd noticed me again. Thanks for getting my hopes up user.

you really don't know me or the stuff i've done.

Post ass or gtfo

never claimed i did

I have cancer

i got no friends

I took a shower with a 9yo girl earlier tonight. Nothing sexual though.

i mean, i think im pretty willing to get a cop to shoot me. already been in a situation before that could've turned out like that. but anyway. life is great.

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

video not us but similar rhytm as when it happened.

kek

I fucked my dog in the ass yesterday.

Ok I'll bite. How exactly?

That's ok because she is cheating on you with your girlfriend

Neh. Its been done.

I think Emma Watson is stalking me and fucking my brother.

Please respond, feels like I am going crazy. I could swear it.

yes, i know. ive done it.

Shit, you too?!

i agree

Georgia?

Apparently I won some acid in a convoluted game show?

How did she even find me at the train station that day? My brother admits to nothing. I want to say they're false memories and get over it but I can't erase the images from my mind. Fuck.

It's a video screenshot, but here ya go

I killed an elephant with my penis when I was a fetus, please don't tell anyone...

Sometimes i slip a little bit of powder that I make that includes very hard prescription sleeping pills into my female friends' drinks. Then i fuck them while they sleep. I have a few pics if anyone wants

I'm reporting this to the FBI.

Idk after getting screwed over by this one girl I just can't jack off. Like I look at porn and its just nothing. So fuck her! She led me on and now I'm fucked and I didn't even get fucked!

I like when my gf fucks me with a strap-on

i jack off to feminine anime boys and i also have severe aspergers
i guess the first part gave away the second part huh

i also have a crush on this indian chick and i call her my waifu

Yeah dude you need to stop doing drugs and get on meds asap

Seriously never forget what I said... no more drugs and go to the dr for psych/ schitz meds

Yooo I have a stuffed bunny that I've slept with since I was 3 and i'm 23 now.

I fucked my best friends gf while she was blackout drunk. She didnt even know it happened the next day. Coincidentally we started dating 8 months later... we are about to get married and i still havent told her. It happened

Pics of said sex???

I'm into henti

Who doesn't.

i'm silver on overwatch and i just wanna be gold

Didnt take pics at the time. I was scared shitless. These are her nudes though.

>When it blows its going to be bad.
now that's an understatement...

ride that wave as long as you can, and when it blows remember - there is always more pussy.

I'm from Georgia.

Sorry dude. Put my phone down for while. Am back, am all ears. What's bugging you man? Women? Money? Health?

Still a virgin at 21.

tight?

Time for a lewd secret. I feed my nieces candy from my hands. Its something that slips beneath the whole families radar. But I fucking love how they bend over, maybe put a hand or two on my knee and slurp the candy off my fingers. I hate that I love this so much.

I'm 29 and have been fucking my 51 year old aunt for almost 3 years on average about once a month when she gets drunk. Not the best body but still ok for an older woman with 3 kids. Best sex I've ever had though.

When I was 13 i watched my mom and dad have sex and masturbated. They didn't know I was watching but it was so hot seeing my mom's was bouncing up and down

I have been on meds before, they change nothing. I'm convinced. If that makes me a lunatic so be it.

25 years old. Have a 1 month old baby with my partner. Have never done any homosexual activity but now i really regret it. Actually admitted to her (only her) that i was bisexual before we had a baby. Now i really really want oral sex with a man.

I am relatively young, not stating age, and I am taking a lot of responsibilities on for my family. Along with school, and moving and a lot of other things that have been playing key factors for months, I'm worried about my health for once in my life. I don't have a mom to help, my grandma isn't getting any younger, and my little brothers are only getting older. The constant stress mixed with my not-so-great diet, and the fact that I'm pretty tall and a little fat, I'm basically walking heart attack material. Plus I barely have any free time or chances to myself, when I do get some time I barely go out or be social, I have never had an ounce of therapy in my life for the traumas I've experienced, and I beat off 4-6 times a day just to make myself feel better.

Talk about it user. This is a safe place. Faggot.

this is only a secret because I never express how I feel twords my Dad or tell anyone like a friend or something how horrible it all feels. >inb4 "faggggg lol get a life ecks deee"

Talk her into a 3-way

I used to stick glass bottles up my ass and pretend I was getting fucked like a girl.

Be glad they never broke

Nah. I would if I didn't have a child eith her as if it went pear shaped I could just walk away like "ah well, fucked up". Not gonna do something tjat will make me potentially want to leave when i was the one who suggested it

This. People has genuinely died doing this.

I hate hearing people laughing at work or on youtube, or anywhere really because I am pretty sure I'll never achieve that feeling with the same sex. Trying to just enjoy my young body while i have it and get over the fact that I have not had a social life yet and never will. Yes I am autistic. Fuuuuck. Sorry for sounding so depressing, don't mean to put a damper on anyone's mood.

Oh I think this threads already lowkey deppressing anyways

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Do you have any anxiety related symptoms? Also have a stressful life with shit diet. I get hurt burn, frequent urination, indigestion, palpitations, panic attacks in crowded places, freak out of no rest room is nearby, nausea , etc. you experience any of these alongside anxious thoughts???

Several years ago I fucked my ex girlfriend's best friend, right in front of her, and she never found out. To be fair, we were all very drunk and it was dark. She still doesn't know.

I used to be a manager at a pizza place. One day while doing a no fap month, and eating tons of vegetables so I'd drop a mammoth load I broke while opening the store. I was the only one in the store and I walked into the walk in to do inventory, and it hit me. A urge like no other came upon me to fap into the days supply of pizza sauce, and I did. I CAME BUCKETS. Biggest load I've ever dropped, like cum fetish amounts. I stirred it in. That day an elementary school called in an order for 180 pizzas. I served hundreds of 5 to 10 year olds my spunk.

Best friends girlfriend is making sexual advances towards me. I've known him for 12+ years. I turned her down the first time but the tension is so real. Her ass is so fat omg.

Italians are the qts of Europe.

I'm 24 and have a blankie and suck my thumb

I feel ya

nothing wrong with that

I have intense deppression, often get nausiated and feel physichally ill when it gets bad, get panic attacks almost all the time, intense anxiaty attacks at home or outside of home, and have trouble feeling safe with anyone and hate being crowded. I also have an intense fear of upsetting others I care for and have intense abandoment issues. For starters lmao, plus I care way to much for anyone but myself

I have plans for the future but at the same time I'm ready to die whenever, I've lived a fulfilling enough life already

Cute tbh...lowkey same

I have over $300,000 hidden from my wife. She has no idea. If she did she would try to spend it on frivolous shit because she's a foolish whore. I'm going to do my best to hide it when I eventually divorce her.

I've lost about 300K on online gambling