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>How did you do that?

>valuable, lucrative spaceship has an easy to trigger self-destruct function

>good luck
>i don't need luck

>Yurusanai oreno nakama yurusanai

>1 posters

>5p
>poster count didn't go up after this post

>whatever you do NOT hit this button
>later during an action sequence/chase a character hits that button

>"Remember that button I told you never to use?"
>"Y-yes."
>"Now it's time to use it."

ITT: 'frogposting was big during my honeymoon phase of browsing Sup Forums so I can't let go of this dead meme'

>victim was killed by a shot from long range

>killer must be a marine scout sniper

>I built it

>character about to cut red wire to disarm bomb
>changes mind and cuts blue wire at last second
>explosion averted

>letting normies take anything from you
>actually allowing them to win
Come on guy
Simulacrum is the best they can do, they will never understand

Pepe is beyond meme at this point. Think of a situation or an emotion and there's ten pictures that fits that specifically. He's the Sup Forums emoji at this point.

>murderer reloaded
>"Check with FBI, NSA and CIA if any agents have gone rogue lately!"

You mistake me for someone new enough to think frogposting was ever 'our meme'

>I hacked into the mainframe

Kek

>YAMETTE kuda sai, SUZUKI kun
>watashi wa anata no oka san desu

>_____ is the next step in human evolution!

>humans only use 10% of their brain
>what if they could use the other 90%

>I didn't.

it's funny because you're showing that you're new by thinking Pepe started in 2015. Keep trying to fit in on an anonymous board though. It's hilarious as fuck.

>I bypassed the compressor

go home, Daisy.

"Oh your Japanese is so perfect!"

>you have 5 minutes
>i only need 4 minutes and 59 seconds

Next you're going to claim that "sadfrog" and "feels good man" were part of frogposting and not just two individual reaction images.

It hasn't occurred to me that the bomb would go off if he cut red for too long

I am too numb for this

>Who are you?
>You should be asking "what are you?"

I should have added 'fully trained bomb disposal expert' to that.

Even so, Pepe dates back way longer than 2015

>I cut the wire

This one always pisses me off because it's so fucking dumb, we use only a small fraction at any given moment. If you used all of it guess fucking what, you'd experience the smell of baby feces from when you were 3mos mixed with the smell of pine sap and ammonia while every color imaginable flashed through your visual cortex, you'd perceive a shrieking white noise in your ears, and would probably promptly die of an aneurysm.

Also, I have my own to add because I just watched The Raid

>be careful, you don't know who you can trust. "you're right" *shoots partner in the back of the head

Doesn't date back from before the cancer-era.

>I WAS THERE

We already use 100% of it. That """"10%""""" is the only usable part, the rest is just support for the functioning parts. It's mostly water. Without those supportive parts doing their job by keeping the brain properly fed and protected it would die pretty quickly.

>OI BUYPASSED DA COMPRASSAH M8

>protagonist is small/turns small
>giants move at a third of the speed

THIS

>How did you get in?

>the door wasn't locked
or
>the key was under the doormat
or
>I went through the dog flap

youtube.com/watch?v=EfkNvOOiZ_8

>Who are you?

>your worst enemy
or
>your death

>How long do you think you'll need?
>about 2 hours
>you've got 1


>>>>>>>>>>he succeeds anyway

>we're not so different, you and I.

wtf i hate pepe now

Was about to post this kek

>i think the killer has gone
>im gonna stand with my back to this open door

>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

...

>"uh-oh"
>what do you mean by "uh-oh"?
>"it's time for plan B"
>what's plan B?
>"RUN!"

>villain starts to choke character
>character reaches for a weapon
>hits villain once
>turns his back on him thinking hes dead
>he gets back up and kills him

this is still the best

>Villain has the upper hand on the hero
>Starts to monologue
>Female sidekick kills the villain from behind

>monsters aren't real!
>immediately gets killed by a monster

>scene where labrador gets kicked in the balls
>guy covers eyes with his hands and groans

>character gets into a taxi
>"FOLLOW THAT TAXI!"

Name 1 kinó except Men in Black where this happens

>villain does something evil or has planned an evil thing
>starts maniacal laughing, but it stops as he begins coughing

batman animated series

I'm a girl hacker remember?

>character is wanted
>driving around nervously
>cop car gets behind and lights starts flashing
>character pulls over because he can't drive off because reasons
>"Sir, you have a broken tail light"

>ten minutes to self destruct
>ten minutes later
>three minutes to self destruct

>MC meets villain for final fight
>we aren't so different after all , you and I.

>cop pauses on the way back to his car
>turns around and walks back to the protagonist
>"wait a minute......"
>" I forgot to give you your license back :)"
>"here you go, and have a nice day"

Name five flicks, two movies, three cinémas, four kinos and nine diezłos where this happens

>fuck you coach, you cant control me


>pls take me back
>no


>ok

>character is a cop
>tries to catch criminals, but is unsuccessful
>also breaks a lot of stuff/buildings
>is taken off the case by the chief
>continues trying catching the criminals despite being off the case
>catches the criminals and is applaued

>character is faced with different colored wires for timebomb
>character shakes and sweats looking at each wire
>eventually cuts one
>timer stops
>"phew"
>counter restarts with increased speed

>Horror movie with a group of people
>at the beginning of the movie, one of the guys hides in the dark and pops out to scare a girl
>"Chad! You big dummy! Don't scare me like that!"
>later in the movie
>same girl is being stalked by the actual monster
>"Chad, stop, it isn't funny. I know it's just you again"
>gets killed

>007
>bomb deactivated

>Chad is attempting to scare girl once again
>it's actually the killer, not the girl

>I need you to hack in the mainframe

>It will take a week

>You have 10 minutes

Cancer era was 8 years ago moron.
I know because I'm the cancer than was brought in at this point of time.

>I invented it

>we never had this conversation

>"What conversation?"

>"What conversation?"

>the one of us talking just now!

That is my favorite pepe

>small spying device beeps loudly and has visible flashing lights along with a two way microphone which is on all the time

name 5 movies where this happens.

>diezłos
What?

>hero is tied up and being interrogated
>I DONT KNOW ANYTHING MAN I SWEAR
>their captor takes out a knife and comes towards them
>music swells
>it was just to cut their bindings to let them go

Thats why i like alien, ship was like nope

Alternative it's the hero doing the interrogation

>hero let's character go
>hero's companion: "You're just gonna let him go?"
>no, he's going to lead us to X

>But if I'm you and you are me.....Then who is he?

>Run

>I think we need to leave

>I have a bad feeling about this

>This thread every week

>we have to rescue her and defeat the bad guy
>but we have only until the end of this runway until this plane takes off to stop them

10 minutes later with an elaborate plan and 2 pages of character dialogue, while the plane is driving full force on the runway

>oh shit glad we just got off in time we were at the end of the runway
>lets drink some corona

>This thread every week

name just two flicks, I dare you

>the runway from Fast & Furious 6 would have to be 25 miles long

>n-NANI???

fuckin lol

>captcha is retarded episode

You're obviously not a human

>badass character shows of his skills at something
>tells nerd loser 'now you'
>nerd loser walks calmy and smiles smugly while looking straight forward
>does something way better than chad

>where are we?
>not where... When are we?

Also

>forget everything you think you know.

I let out a loud "oh FUCK YOU" when they did that in x men apocolype

>Go to hell
>You first

>using microwave as an explosive
>explosion happens exactly when the timer reaches zero

found the mexican.

It is actually:

>Fuck you asshole

>Fuck you...Asshole

>Goerge Lucas sci-fi
>Mr. Self-Destruct starts playing

>you have your mother's eyes

it's worse when
>Chad has perfect posture and stance
>fires the gun and misses
>heh okay let me try
>stance, grip, aim, everything is pointing to this character missing, the writers obviously don't know about this though because
>hits the target
>litterally a lucky shot

>cop character is shooting at the bad guys
>bad guys start shooting back
>no one gets hit