Hey Sup Forums give me your most cringy pick up line

Hey Sup Forums give me your most cringy pick up line

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

wanna see something swell?

You know a good plumber?

you want some candy? I have some in my van, come with me.

pick up lines? Who do you think we are?

REEEEEEEEEEE

Damn girl, are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside you.

pls dont leave i want to talk

1. Hayo, boyo! Me-sa user.
2. Which one's better: Rainbow Dash, or Pinky Pie?
3. Do you have Asperger's?

Hey, put your hand in my pocket.
>Why?
I have a gift for you.
>*puts hand in your pocket*
*make her feel your throbbing erect dick*

Come on we're all betas here

You pounce at her and act like a furry

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I would use a cheesy pick up line but im more mature than that....

>hey baby, are you a dumpster?
>cuz youre kind of trashy and i want to put a baby in you
also, my favorite cuz i like chubbies

>hey baby, are you an avocado?
>because youre the GOOD kind of fat.

Hey babe, I just quit my job at NASA. They wanted me to send a rocket to Uranus, but I said I'd rather sniff it with my own nose *wink wink*

My mom said she'll pick me up at 9. More than enough time to pick YOU up.

Wanna see my katana collection

Ok, fine. $400 for the hour.

You have really nice skin. It'd look even better in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor.

Hey baby do you like over emotional guys who still live with their parents and do nothing but go on Sup Forums, browse traps and prove OP is not a faggot

how does one act like a degenerate

Edgy but beautiful.

Hi woild you like to share a delicious celery stick with me?

Human female
Hormonal drives activated
Requesting sexual favors

>C-CAN I SEE YOUR SPINNER?

Walk up and put your finger on their lips

"Shhhhh, don't turn this rape into a murder"

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

So beautiful it bought a tear to my eye

m'lady it's me, your knight in shining armor.

IGNORE THIS & GO TO
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bulbasaur squirtle or charmander

hey bitch it's me

bump

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u wan sum fuk?

Please marry me, I have no one to talk to and everyone just abandons me and thinks I am a lonely fat sack of shit that can't even maintain a steady relationship, my own pet lion fish died two days ago because I didn't give it too much love, please be my girlfriend and marry me because my life is in shambles, my dad always said i was good for nothing and only held him back on being a successful welder and my mom is a whore please don't leave me DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME PLEASE I JUST SHOOTING SOME BBALL OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED, SHE SAID, "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR UNCLE IN BEL AIR."

Chek'd