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I'm a 38 yr old guy
I work from home (writer/personal trainer)
I smoke a fuck-ton of weed
I'm married, but not looking to cheat, more to hang out & escape my normal life for a bit
I'm looking to meet a girl, to chill with, smoke with, maybe argu about politics and sci/fi with, once or twice a week
How the fuck do I do this?
TLDR: I'm a middle aged pothead looking to chill with a nerdy girl once or twice a week. How to?
bump
not gonna happen naturally. you're way past your prime and don't exactly sound like a catch. find a sugar baby or hire an escort for the GFE you dirty old man.
I make a fuck ton of money from my home office & get paid to work out....
Meeting women ain't exactly a problem. I could plow bored soccer moms all day. I'm trying to find a younger pothead chic to chill with.
I don't really believe in guy-girl friendships, somehow it always ends in someone falling in love. Maybe you are looking for something like that? You can chat about sci-fi and politics with any male pothead, amarite?
Keep it over the counter.
Frequent a coffee shop at a non busy time. I did this while unemployed for a while, just to feel more independent, I found people to talk to who were just bored at their jobs so no deep connections can be made but conversation can happen.
>You can chat about sci-fi and politics with any male pothead, amarite?
he's got a point OP, why does it need to be a girl if there's no romance involved?
Could be, but not in a traditional sexual sense. I'd prefer it be a female, but doesn't need to be one I'm sexually attracted too really.
I'm at home in the office solo, or in the gym surrounded by testosterone. I have guys I train, guys I roll with, guys I lift with...
Only girl in my life is my wife
Not all heterosexual encounters have to have sex to be enjoyed or preferred. Females have a natural motherly or at least protective and empathetic presence which makes are not generally conditioned to have.
Just answered this, sorry was afk for a sec
>38
>Way past his prime
user, go back to summer school.
sort of off subject question but how do you find the time to go to the gym and do other things etc if you smoke a "fuck-ton" of weed?
i smoke every night and all i can find the effort to do is sit and play vidya, watch tv, masturbate etc...
My nigga
Why do you young faggots think that late 30s are old? That's when life gets fun. I have more stamina, strength, money, life experience and intelligence than I ever thought I would when I was in my 20s. It just keeps getting better and better.
i should add that i work full time, i'm not a complete degenerate
Well, I write sci/fi & errotica, so.... what do you want me to tell you? There's a bong on my desk. My wife knows I smoke, I'm an adult, I don't hide it from anyone but the cops
I smoke before the gym & after
Also have a 500sq ft building at home I use as a private dojo, so if I'm training here I smoke then go get my roll on
Because at 37yrs old, 18yr olds will give you a smile and flirt a little but they will never commit to long term. Age matters. It sucks
18 is too young. Early - late 20's is the sweet spot.
/I'm 40. And have no problem pulling hot ass in that age group.
Craigslist has a strictly platonic section. Put up an ad. But I bet mostly skanks will answer, looking to have an affair with you.
Yeah well you need to get your shit together because I'm older than you and it couldn't get any better. Go to /fit/ or whatnot and stop being a fucking faggot. After my divorce when I was 34 I was banging 21 yr olds. If you haven't made it by then, you either get your shit together or you're a lost cause.
Hang out with your wife if you're married you fucking asshole.
>Not looking to cheat
>Has to be a girl
It's literally down hill from here user, your body and mind will only get worse.
Why the fuck would you want an 18 yr old girl? Unless you are completely mentally inferior to everyone else in your age group, you should at least try to date someone within 10 years of your own age.
This
I had a close female friend
After 1.5 years of friendship she now routinely swallows my load
Which reminds me I need to get ready for today's service
I'll believe it when it happens.
Because it's the closest to being the ice cream man I can get without breaking the law.
Only niggers mess with drugs. Enjoy never contributing to society you Stinky dredlocked suburban white boy.
Seeking Arrangement
Go to fall out boy concerts
topkek
If you're looking for someone to bool and smoke some dope I'd be fucking in. Not a girl though.
Foster a teenage girl