If you woke up one day to find you were the only human left on earth - what would you do?

If you woke up one day to find you were the only human left on earth - what would you do?

fap to cp

drink all expensive alcohols and find horses to fuck them

Drop a shit ton of acid and chill under some trees

id finally be able to go outside

or become king of niggers , not as good as horses but still fine

kill myself

poop in the middle of the street

>king of niggers
What exactly does that entail?

Get a gun and train my shooting while im exploring everything. Travel by boat or bike, drive out in the land and enjoy life until it becomes depressing. Then

except also with pool, snooker, musical instruments, books, anything that takes my fancy
probably also get reeeaal drunk and stoned, take anything I could find probably

>go to mall
>grab tons of lingerie and women's clothing
>dress up like a chick
>finally be who i want to be

kill myself

well yeah, if i think about it a car is the optimal variant for traveling if not by sea.

Also bring shitload of fun stuff on a mini island house or something and chill for a couple of weeks enjoying the things rich people enjoy.

Drive to a gun store and arm myself with whatever i wanted... last human or not i would feel safer. Then drive to nevada and explore area 51.

oh man, the amount of DIY and carpentry you could do
building your own shack in Colombia, fine coffee, fine coke, shit you could just live in Escobar's mansion, shooting statues and shit

Get a huge flatbed trailer. Go to several grocery stores and take all of their bottled water. Find a camping area at least 20 miles from any town. Leave the trailer there and repeat dozens of times for bottled water, canned food, weapons, ammunition, and anything else I want. Then I'd get an badass RV and take it there to camp and live there for several years while creating the necessary water filtration systems to make it a permanent leaving area.

Also visit london's library and take every interesting book with me on my little island.

i'd bust into the vatican and see what they have stashed in their vaults

I'd laugh historically as it would be awesome until everything stopped working

breath a sigh of relief

travel, searching houses and appartements, check everything out, nice landscapes, do drugs, an hero eventually

oh yeah this.

Just build your shack near a solar plant.

Id go get me a really nice enduro dirtbike, truck and trailer so I could explore all the national parks of the USA via motorcycle. Granted the electrical grid was still functional and gasoline didnt turn to complete shit I think this could keep me pretty occupied for a while. After I was done with the USA I'd try my best to learn to sail and do this with all the other continents.

You could do this right now.

Fuck all coz I'm a lazy cunt.

>last person on earth
>water and canned food 24/7

Are you retarded or just boring as fuck?

can't do it out in the open. :/

*hysterically ffs Why's that?

>Are you retarded or just boring as fuck?
So far everyone else is dead within a month, my plan is practical and realistic.

go house to house and see how people lived.. Pick some nice spots for myself.. Find some dogs and train them to defend me with their lives by being a true bro to them.

Trip on a rusty nail and die of blood poisioning

we have more than one library here in London. You're probably thinking of the British Library. BTW, most of its collection is stored off-site a long way out of London.

fap to some porn

well id have enough time searching for everything and enjoying british culture while im there. No arabs to ruin the fun

I'll refuse to believe I'm the only human left and start traveling around the world looking for more "survivors". Once I'll get to the point where I understand that I might be the only human left, I'll probably cook me a nice meal, have a nice cigarette, get drunk and throw myself from a very tall location. Being that alone is worse than death.

>shack

Plz explain

Cum on everything, eventually something will get pregnant and I will become the father of new civilization of half human - half whatever beings

If normal power plants stop working you still can get electricity in big ammounts from solar plants. Here in germany we have that stuff everywhere, almost no meintinance and it lasts almost forever

It would be easier with no one around... but you could still do it now. Transition etc?

Fuck all the dead chicks

Hop in my tow truck, grab every car I can find, bust into that big shop out beside the highway, and fucking build whatever weird shit I want.
Go golfing off the top of those high rises I used to build in uptown, finally torch that homeless shanty on Lincoln Ave, torch my girlfriends SUV, I dunno man, I'd be a good good time

>being that alone is worse than death

You must have friends, I enjoy being alone. Also as if you'd jump to commit suicide, you could easily obtain nembutal with no police.

Pray to god and start a religious crusade to find something that i can convert and start a new civilisation.

Try to sustain a power plant while and attempt to make robots to do shit like maintain society without an actual society

Make the worlds most kickass self sustaining Zoo and be the Zookeeper.

Would probably end up injured, but I'd try to recruit a Congress of Chimpanzees as labour and companionship. Maybe fuck a horse or two.

Play out my narcissistic desires and declare my self God of the Earth and act as one. Talk to myself the whole time and compose songs while i do the usual fun stuff you guys do.

>If you woke up one day
would sleep a little bit more

czeched.

i do it at home...but i want to venture out without having to deal with assholes like

Become a full time nudist.

...

Od on viagra

>Talk to myself the whole time
Kek, fuck yeah I'd do the same. Stumble around pissed losing my mind, it'd be an adventure though

Nothing, I will be dead in a hour because of nuclear plants explosion.

just like goal of dutis bro XDDDDDDD

are you Indian?

but there's clearly 2 people in this photo

jerk it and go to bed i guess

Find the spookiest best maintained castle there is and get confortable. Get into supernatural and try to find out if ghosts exist or not.

at least all the cancer on Sup Forums would be gone

Go to jagex and edit my account file so i can afford t90 gear and try out high lvl pve content for once.

>/thread

Go to top of tallest tower. Fap. Right before about to cum, jump off.

Czeched right back.

I see what you mean. Could probably do it at a drag party or something, but yeah.

(I, too, am an at-home female dresser on occasion.)

Tell Sup Forums. Subhumans might want to know

>exploding nuclear plant
>/thread

sure smells like idiots or underage

yea boi

I is 12 wy?

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Let's rephrase this -- what would you do differently?

No, gay.

Go to all celebrity houses and sniff each pair of underwear individually.

having no friends while still interacting with people online isn't the same kind of alone that being the last living person would be. spend an extended period of time not talking to any person in real life or online or even reading things recently written by people and see how much you enjoy it.

Depends, would I know that I am the only human?

Nothing. I would stay at home. Go to the grocery store to get food when needed. Shit anywhere I wanted. I like pissing in cups and wouldn't have to hide it anymore. Hope here's a woman on earth or multiple. Cage them and keep them in my basement.

do you live right next to a nuclear power plant? otherwise that won't mean shit unless you walk into an irradiated area

>How do you laugh historically

I was living in a tent for a month in the middle of the forest. I didnt see a single person for the entire time and the only thing that kept me sane was my kindle with 900 books on it.

After that i still dont like being around other people.

You must be a boring person

Firstly, I'd have to find a farm and learn it real fast.

then, I'd set up my torrents and download everything I needed (Music, videos, porn etc.)

All would be good.

>spend an extended period of time not talking to any person in real life or online or even reading things recently written by people and see how much you enjoy it.

Not trying to sound edgy but I think I would, last person on earth sounds cool apart from shit not working

>last person alive
>nothing significant happens except laughing
>write it down in history book because fuck you

Based trips.

I'd also go around looking for drugs and alcohol, and get fucked up until I died. I don't do drugs or even drink much these days, but if I were the last person alive, I might as well.

Would it be worse knowing you're going to die or live forever alone?

I didn't leave my house for a year, except to walk to the mailbox to get my magazines. I would have anxiety attacks. I am better now, still anxiety and paranoid.

Get a few guns and ammo. Serious you don't know your the only one and well animals like lions and bears oh my.

Next download all the porn, tv shows, music and movies I can, get dvds and cds. All the can food and can food meat. Meds as much as I could. Books as much as I could. A big suv, van or bus with a enclosed trailer. Gas jugs big ones. Fill up as many as I could. You only got power so long. To see the sites.

I want to see as much as I could. Try to find one of those real dolls to enjoy. When the power is done, food running low end it. There's something's I forgot but you get the point.

>only human left on earth
>cage non existent women in my basement
what?

Write a book while im explorin g the world. A book about the last human on earth and his story in 3rd person.

Kek yeah noice 1 dood I corrected myself, but I'm imagining it'd be like an old Englishman big belly chuckle

Find secret milltary bases

Find alien space ship

learn to fly it

travel the stars

>Hope there's a woman on earth or multiple.

Condition -> Function

I'll shit everywhere

Shit not work, where will the food come from, getting sick, getting hurt. See to many things to survive out there in your own. No pussy so you need a pussy pocket, rubber ass, or one of those real dolls.

I'd start off walking around my town naked smoking a bowl then I would take a walk down to a navel base and attempt to helm a destroyer

Sounds like a bad ebook.
A human is free. You can survive wirhout power and fast transportation just fine, people pre 1800 did it. Why does everybody just want to kill himself when the electricity isnt working? If youre alone on the planet you can just walk 20 miles and find a new car/house that has things that makes life easy for a while.

Gosh

Actually, I'm a spic but I was referring as an european

Burnouts, drifting and general hooning drunk as fuck nearly 24/7

Commit suicide

>helm a destroyer

Would be a long process to do anything. You're better off trying to fly a military jet.

>"Jolly-ho, now that was a good one old chap, was it not ?"