What are some things you've shoved up your ass for pleasure while jacking off?

what are some things you've shoved up your ass for pleasure while jacking off?

Dicks

That's pretty fucking impressive

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toilet plunger handle was my go-to until i got a dildo.

Nothing because I'm a heterosexual non-degenerate

this

a penis

>cigar tube
>carrot
>wife's dildo
>wife's butt plug
>wife's anal beads
>finger

>being this gay

Cucumber, television remote / sky tv remote

>being this straight

Have tried a toothbrush and fingers. Both times didn't feel pleasure out of it though

The biggest dildos I could find.
17 in. Rambone was my favorite.

Wierdest thing was a Swell bottle

Pic or it didn't happen

My faggot boyfriend's thicc dicc.

Would totally drink it.

Lemons, Apples, Golf Balls, various lotion, shampoo, peroxide bottles, water bottle, etc.
Larger sized emptied spice bottles, filled with water fit nicely with added weight for all day wearing pleasure.
You name it. If it looked like it would fit, then in it went.

Rice Kripies came out in 1928

This. I'll keister pretty much anything, as long as it fits.

your mom's middle finger

>hexbug tube with motor and batteries to make it vibrate
>foot long soft Styrofoam tube
>dog dick dildo
>my hand
>Food (sausages, hot dogs, bananas, chewing gum, almonds...)
>another guy's penis

My mother's bible.

if it feels good, do it.

Pyccкиe пpиceдaния тpeд.

Пaцaны, мoжнo y вac тyт пocижy? Я aнглийcкoгo нe знaю, a y нac нa Укpaинe зaбaнили имиджбopдy pyccкyю нa кoтopoй я cидeл.

why do you know that??

Google.

HARDBOILED EGGS

Funny how you catch yourself randomly sizing-up everyday items & objects.

I knew it because I am the curator of a local cereal museum.
Not even shitting you.

carrot, cucumber, banana, variety of dildos, two different aneros, drumstick, fingers

Fuck. That was a longer list than i thought

>Taking every image macro as truth
>Not knowing what Google is

Sometimes I use simplistic arguments to fuck up with everybody, and since nobody nor me cite their soucres we gotta learn to investigate.