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things american say and like

Lets go to McDonald

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I vote Dumwald Trumpf he make merica grate

Can you super size that please

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I have more freedon then all of you europoor nations combined.
*stands up and walks out in to open public space*
*raises right hand*
HEIL HITER
FUCK NIGGERS
*sits back down without being arrested*
Cant do that in the eu can you cucks?

I'm gonna start a cuck thread on Sup Forums

back to back World War Champs

oh shit, we actually are. Suck a dick you 2nd world faggots. tell babushka not to let you use her laptop anymore.

You seem to be lost old chap
this is the way to Sup Forums

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>Israel
Yeah I don't know who you think you're fooling with this, user.

Lets go to the ACT Rally to fuck with some liberals

Let's smoke some dabs and drive around in our muscle cars at 40 mph.

Checked

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What gun should we buy today?

America. The country with the second most Jews in the world. Followed only by Israel. Who defends these "rights" in court? Them.

Baby dont forget to tuck smith and wesson into bed

yeeee haaawww !!!!

America is that one guy in a mass brawl who sits idle in a corner while the other people fight it out, then eventually sucker-punches the exhausted opponents when they've ran out of steam, claims he won the brawl all by himself.

supersize is gone

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so what? you hate jews now liberals?

"McDonald" isn't a thing, faggot

Winning
Freedom
MAGA

Okay...let's see...things Americans like.
>Hey let's take a road trip and drive across an area the size of Europe without stopping at any borders or having to answer to anyone!
>Hey let's go hiking, kayaking, camping, snowboarding, hunting, fishing, whatever!
>"My government is terrible! Gays are evil! I hate every race! Muslims are evil!"
At this point no law enforcement arrive on scene, the American is not arrested nor fined, and has no need to be anonymous.
>"when i grow up I want to do amazing things and I can do them regardless of where I come from!"

I can keep going...Suck my dick. America is based

They're called Spurdos now.

FUCK YEAH !!!!

10/10

I'd like three deep fried Snickers bars and a Diet Coke please, I'm on a diet

America, the largest melting pot in the world,openly allowing legal migrants in to its borders.Of course people would want to live here.

WELL AIN'T THIS A DIDLLYDOO TARNATION YIPPY KAYE
JIM BOB ALUMINUM FORD CADILLAC YEEEEHAH

>deep fried Snickers bars
Never seen one of these in America. I think this is a Scottish thing. Mind you I'm not saying we aren't a bunch of fat fucks, just saying this particular abomination isn't ours.

>I'm on a diet
NO faggot:
Its Double Cheeseburger, and Large Fries..
and "Super-size it".

and then: "and a Diet coke"...


fuck you frenchie
go stuff a goose

holy jews

checked

I have no education or valuable skills. Pay me a high salary to do manual labor.

I was homeschooled and taught that the earth is 6,000 years old,the vas majority of religious literature supports the science of this. Evolutionists are deluded by Satan. #VoteRepublican

This is correct.

This is what ameriburgers think

Name one country that could take us down in a war.

North Vietnam?

Close enough

That sounds like a tidy little oversimplification with sugar on top. Don't get me wrong, the country has a lot of advantages over others, but we also have a ststematic accumulation of wealth at a small group at the top, eliminating the middle class.

And all the magafags are cheering it on as they get dped

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We should let you faggots fend for yourselves.

>Coronary Combo

I've seen it all over the US.
>deep fried Oreos
>deep fried snickers
>deep fried butter sticks (no joke)
>deep fried bacon wrapped donuts

Keked and rekt

technically, it was a stalemate, and we withdrew.
factually, the South Vietnamese government lost the war.

>America is based
…on lies and bullying. Its empire has been crumbling since the Reagan years. It will be gone soon.

>HEIL HITER
>FUCK NIGGERS

And that works out so well

Why is he pointing a starter's pistol at that man's head?

>We

You can find a lot of deep-fried things like this at county fairs... some of them even have deep fried Coke

usually at county fairs
they do the deep fried inventions all the time.

but they did invent the "Classics" that are still around:

Deep Fried Corn Dog (the ORIGINAL thing)
Deep Fried "Funnel Cake" (now though, it is mostly "churros")

and deep fried ice cream. I get this one, because the concepts is fucking awesome whrn you think about it...

Bringing fake freedom and fake democracy to the rest of the world whether they want it or not.

>deep fried Coke
Dare I ask, what is this and how does it work? Also checked.

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Ever since the turn of the century, more people have been moving from the US to Mexico than from Mexico the US. Drumkopf's wall is just an excuse to pocket the construction money.

*The United States Of America
*The most Hated Country in the world
*Worth 51% of global economy
*The debt? Its just a number, who would ever collect it? We’ll just print up more…
*Most powerful military capabilities in the world, accounting for 40% of the worlds defense budget alone
*Has never lost a single war **
The US didn’t actually lose Vietnam, we just withdrew our troops and left. Technically the south vietnamese lost the war.
War of 1812, it was a stalemate, both sides decided to stop fighting, other more important things took precedence
*Substandard education?: Home to 6 of the top 10 best Universities in the world
*b-but americans are fat and lazy
*#1 in olympic gold medals
*Americans have the highest level of personal earnings (defined as average annual earnings per full time employee) at $54,450 per year
*Largest GDP on the planet
*Most gold reserves on the planet
*America has by far the largest consumer market on the planet, making up 30% of the worlds purchasing power
*Greedy,War fed, Oil Thirsty
*The US gave $30 billion in foreign aid last year, more than double the second contributor on that list.

Just a reminder to my fellow Americans we are still the best.
Facts don’t constitute trolling…


PS: Sure, you other worlders are gonna chime in and point out our faults. Save your breath, Ahmed, the USA is it’s own strongest critic.
We’ll figure it out. “The Americans will always do the right thing… after they’ve exhausted all the alternatives.”

MuriKKKans (especially those in flyover states) will deep-fry anything. Even whole turkeys.

Mexico

Let's try taking care of ungrateful sub-humans

>Mexico
their weapon?
Montezuma's Revenge

They say check em

Why spend time posting about the USA if you dislike it? You think your opinion of the country we live in affects anything? It doesnt. I just stopped in to say im glad i live in these united states and not in whatever shithole you are from. Gonna go back to guns and free speech now.

>We didn't lose, we quit. So there!

>Drumkopf's wall is just an excuse to pocket the construction money.
and to have a memorial in his name

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Looks like someone doesn't visit Texas too often, seriously some of the towns around me breed fucking walking stereotypes.

Fried turkey is fucking great, man. Best way to cook one.

>we withdrew
under heavy fire with your tails between your legs. The last ones out were fucking air-lifted by helicopters off the roof of the embassy. A classic stalemate if I ever saw one!

Damn, I could really go for a funnel cake now

Yes, I agree: Texas sucks.
if it wasnt for DFW airport hub, I would avoid at all costs...

>The last ones out were fucking air-lifted by helicopters off the roof of the embassy
those danglers were gooks

>let me speak to your manager

Don't know why this made me laugh

So if America is second, followed only by Israel (which means there are only 3 countries with any Jews), who is first?

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I hear conga music playing.

>first woman in space
Your point is now completely irrelevant

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I'm going to jog extra hard today.

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>Stalemate
No. What you left in the Korean Peninsula was a 'stalemate.' You got your asses handed to you and couldn't use another nuke without setting off a chain reaction that would end with you yourselves getting nuked. You fucking lost.

obesity is a world wide problem, foreign socialist faggot

And yet the U.S. alone has more fatfucks per square mile than any other single country on the planet. You should be ashamed.

Back in London…one more person started in on the Stars and Stripes. Eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about 'Your country's never been invaded.' (This fellow had been two during the Blitz, you see.) 'You don't know the horror, the suffering. You think that war is…'
"I snapped.
"A John Wayne movie' I said. 'That's what you were going to say, isn't it? We think war is a John Wayne movie-with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You're right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They're us. WE BE BAD.'
"We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it won't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express credit card limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.'
"You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio'. Hell can't hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer, and buy more things than you know the names of. I'd rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than the king, queen, and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little counties like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.' Courtesy of PJ O'Rourke

How a Mexican cartoonist views the wall.
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(HIGA refers to the construction company that gives kickbacks to the Mexican president and his staff.)

>Korean Peninsula was a 'stalemate.
fuck you faggot:
in Korea, it was called an: armistice.

can you just stop being wrong on everything, faggot, please?

(see, i am being polite, i said "please" to you, faggot...)

>things american say
American 1: Should we go back to the moon?
American 2: Again?!?!
American 1: Yeah, you're right. Hey has any other country caught up to where we were nearly 50 years ago?
American 2: There are other countries?

they can

Hahahaha and i thought i was fat :D i guess i would be really skinny in the US.

So walrusses rule the US, well i guess the free market pushed macdonalds and pizza as food and the americanos actually believed them :D

I mostly grow my own food and when i have to buy food i buy the best of the best. The shit pushed to luxury restaurant is the best shipped out but frozen for 12 hours, my food is from caught to frying pan in 30 minutes.

God fresh cod with japanese soy, fresh bass fryed in butter and yellow onions, fresh salmon baked in the oven with fresh potatoes.

Fresh char fryed in a pan, fresh grayling in a pan, fresh whitefish grilled on a bonfire and on a fresh rye bread with sallaf.

I do not eat much red meat but when i do its moose in a chanterelle stew or my neighbors bulls or sheep.

I prefer fish though.

I just invented the best snack ever!

muh freedom *burp* fuck yeah 'merica

notice how the south is the fucking problem in every one of those graphs
As much as you europoors complain about us yanks, its the actual yankees that are holding the country up
New England Best England

Call it whatever you like; it was a STALEMATE because neither side wanted to continue fighting for something that wasn't going to happen (total control of the peninsula by U.S. and UN forces).

The Vietnamese kicked your asses until you decided to leave. They kept their sovereignty instead of becoming another hypercapitalist neo-colony. You walked away from it, now do us all a favor and STAY the fuck away from it.

If we had a country without the southern/red states, we'd be Canada.

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>Current year + 1
>Universities getting shut down over racial chimpouts
>pending race war imminent
>elected a talking hairpiece as leader
>people dying over lack of access to healthcare like some 3rd world shithole
>doesn't have capability for manned spaceflight anymore
>shitting their pants over antifa wimps
>losing city after city to gangs
Shit, man. It sure must be great to be a burger.

>Call it whatever you like
Yes, I will call it what is correct.
you, continue being wrong as always, faggot...
carry on... better yet:
trap threads and boi pussy threads over there for you >>>>