Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you ever been in a fight?

Post your fight stories ITT.

Damn dude that guy was rattled after the very first punch.

mostly just boxing/wrestling friends for fun.

Once in high school someone who thought he was my friend was annoying me and I said "say another word and I'll smash your ear" and he repeated me in a mocking tone to look cool in front of the girl with us so I smashed my palm in his fucking ear as hard as I could and he backed off.

There was another time this guy was telling my friend how he was going to rape his mom and kill his little brothers, then we took him to the forest and my friend beat the living shit out of him (it was 1 on 1, we only came in case he too out a weapon) until a bystander called the cops. Don't know for sure, but heard that later that night his girlfriend heard he was cheating and had her big brother throw a brick at his head

You wouldn't believe that I went to one of the whitest high schools in the pussiest state in the US.

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i could but its long

This is my favorite fight video, damm that punch. I haven't been in to a real fight ever, just wrestling with my brother and mostly him just hitting me.

>let's him get back up to square off again
i respect it.

I've only been in one fight, and it was hardly a fight
>be 12 or so
>some annoying faggot kid in my class is always trying to fuck with my group of friends because they're all too pussy to do anything
>one day at recess faggot is steal some ball we were playing with or something
>I just walk up to him, punch him hard in the ribs, pick up the ball and walk away
>Hear someone running behind me
>Turn around and faggot kid is running toward me while bent over I guess trying to tackle me
>I take one step to the side and push him to the side
>his retard momentum causes him to faceplant hard into the concrete
>from then on was always just a passive bitch to me trying to be my friend for some reason

man they don't know how to throw punches XD

A few.
The first one I remember was not really a fight.
>a week after my mother died from cancer
>went back to school
>got into an argument with a douche from my class over some shit
>turned around to leave that fag
>"hey user, greetings to your mom"
>spin around and just punch into his general direction
>hear a nasty sound
>blood fucking everywhere within seconds
>just shooting out of his face
>he is screaming trying to come at me and punch me
>I kick his stomach
>he just falls over, holding his face while lying on the ground.
>crying like the bitch he is
>turns out I broke his nose
>ambulance picks him up
>class teacher asks me what happened
>I tell her what he said
>"for that I would have punched him again"
>evening of the same day faggots dad calls me
>apologizes for his sons behaviour
>mfw

lets see your fight video
>XD

>you didnt get into trouble at all
>dad apologizes for son

Good story, warms my heart to know the whole world isnt full of faggots.

I've been to 20 or more fights on the street, in pubs or in school. I have the slight advantage of having some mma, krav maga, box, and kung fu knowledge, but neither I've trained for more than 3 month.
Mostly I have just backed up friends btw.

I'm a massive beta male so this is about as close as I've got to being in a real adult fight.

>be at bar
>put jacket on chair and go to have a cigarette
>come back
>jacket on ground and skinny white guy is stepping all over it
>"get off my jacket you faggot"
>his huge black friend steps in
>mfw
>this guy could snap me in half no problem
>black guy says "wtf did you just say?"
>tell him his faggot friend was stepping on my jacket
>tell him i dont want any trouble
>he says we're going outside to fight
>white dude is now talking insane amounts of shit now that his black savior is in full control of the situation
>i am reluctantly corralled out of the building
>i'm tall but very skinny
>i repeat that i really dont want any trouble
>he says i can have the first punch and does that thing where you stick your chin out like a target
>start calculating how to throw the hardest and most effective punch
>throw all my weight and power into my right fist
>feel the air ionizing around my fist as it hurls towards his face with lightning speed
>i could actually hear the roar of a tiger like in that movie snatch when brad pitt one hit ko's gorgeous george
>fist flies past the stationary black man's head and i miss the punch completely
>everyone is silent
>he's like "stop messing around" and the fight starts for real
>turns out he's a really bad fighter
>can see his punches coming a mile away and they aren't very fast so I'm leaning back, ducking, and just dodging every punch he throws
>this continues for 5min without me throwing a punch
>he says fuck it and just asks for me to apologize to his friend
>i do
>we go inside and we buy each other shots
>all other people at bar start buying me drinks and calling me "ninja" for the rest of the night due to my impressive dodging skills

Been in countless fights, used to be called king nigger by the adults in the area apparently. I was told this later in life from one of the adults when they realized I was that same person. I asked why they called me that and they said that I would just go around beating the shit out of every other kid in the area.

Yeah I was surprised too.
Not about our class teacher, she was really cool, but about his dad.
I'd never have imagined he would do something like that.

He talked to my dad for a while before, apologizing to him too before my dad passed the phone to me.

Calling the guy who broke your own sons nose because you realize your son was in the wrong and you're willing to admit that by apologizing on his behalf, that takes a great man to do.

Classic story! I'm so impressed, I'm going to show this to my wife.

when I was like 6 this dude was annoying me so I beat him as hard as a 6 y/o could do.

1 month ago I walked in some big guy and he got mad as fuck I simply told him with a straight face I wasn't looking for a fight or any trouble but he didn't go to the side for me so neither did I. he got fucking close and hit/pushed my head but I kept a straight face.

never really get into fights, I say what I believe in and don't really get agressive

Not exactly a fight but here goes

>be me, about 11
>have real shit of a little brother, always hitting me and shit for no reason

This story isn't about that, though. This is about the time I had the cockrocks to be the bully for once.

>little bro playing starfox 64
>I want to play but it's still his turn
>after a bit of back and forth I try grabbing the controller from him
>grappling, end up pinning him
>grab his face and turn it upwards
>sit directly on his face
>wiggle my butt a little to seat his nose into my buttcrack securely
>issue a mediocre-tier fart directly into his nostrils
>he begins to cry

I got spanked and didn't get to play but it was still worth it.

>be me trying to wean off of booze, and nursing broken nose
>Be land lady tripping cause son is trippin on some nasty shit and trying to light himself on fire.
>Realize chode with drinking problem has fixed shit for rent before, and comes gets me
>$30 dollars off rent if I come and call the cops for her cause she be scared Yo
> go out, instruct fuck head cops is comin, and head into land ladies office
>Brunie pants chimpout and says no, no need to do that
> motion for him to move while steppin past, and get sucker punched in the temple.
>Strugle insues
>Blaze fucker snatches up socket wrench and hits me in head.
> Oh shit, he fucked up, glanced off skull the right way
> Beat down ensues
>Scream for land lady to call cops while I pin bitch boy down
> Fuck I miss gin

When I was a kid everyone always used to make up shit about me so the tough kids would beat me up. One day, one of the tough kids had a nosebleeds and someone shouted: 'hey tough kid! user called you a fag!'. The kid starts running towards.me at full speed and I decided that I'm not gonna take it anymore. I threw the hardest punch I could right at his face. Didn't do shit. He then beat me up. I looked kinda tough because it looked like I have him a nosebleed, but that was it. He continued to beat me up all the up to year 11.

nigga
what

Yes.


>fighting is usually pretty stupid
>sometimes it happens
>don't hesitate
whoever does usually is who will lose. once you know it is going to happen, commit
>mind your thumbs
>if he's bigger, move around alot, tire him out, don't let him get a hold of you
>reverse if opposite
not always fullproof but a good rule of thumb
>once he's down it's over
Let's not turn a fight into a murder. No one wants to get killed, or get a murder charge.

>Be me. 20 years old.
>Out for an evening with two friends, smoked up.
>Stop in a small convenience store
>After a couple of minutes a female nignog starts raging, walking down the aisle raising hell.
>I put up with it for about a minute
>Me: "shut the fuck up"
NigNog: "What? I'll have my man kick your ass" Runs out the door.
> We buy our shit and walk out to the car.
>Apparently nignog lives just next door and returns with male nignog. (Short little MoFo)
> "What did you say to my woman?"
>Me:@ 250 LBS "I told the bitch to shut the fuck up"
>Nignog steps up swings twice-- misses both times
>Left hook takes him down
>Comes up with knife
> Friend standing behind him just to the right (Roofer, at LEAST 260lbs) steps in and nails him with a right
>Goodnight
>Score knife and drive off.

>> Fuck I miss gin
Gin looks safer than what you are taking now

Its fine, bitch boy had mental breaks before known to the cops. Actually had super positive dealing with the po po when they showed up. Apparently fuck face has had a mental break before so I didn't even get cuffed

I fought all the way til I was an adult at age 18. Never been in a fight again.

My punches are fast and I'm very flexible and light on my feet. When it comes to street fighting I know to book it, but if I had to stand my ground I dont think anyone could kill me unless there were at least 3 people.
I shadow box and practice foot work on a heavy bag all the time. PLus working in a warehouse and lifting and carrying things up to 200 lbs definitely mates me capable of man handling like no one has seen. Also Jackie chan is a huge inspiration. I could kill you with a tissue box if I wanted to.

Not many but my first was funny I guess.

>be needy middle schooler
>walking reading a book and drinking a soda
>colder with bully and spill soda on my book
>I'm horrified because it belongs to my dad
>before I can apologize for not looking where I was going the dude starts laughing
>I speed and grab him by the lapels and push him over a railing next to the path
>He's balanced on it like a teeter - totter
>I start kneeing him hint the balls
>Drop him and the tough baster is already getting up as people pull us apart.

That was when I found out I had too short of a temper. I've been in a few since but that one is memorable. I was kind of a faggot for overreacting.

9 times out of 10, fights are ultimately decided by he who throws the first punch.

>needy
Nerdy, can't believe that isn't in my phone yet.

you apologized to his friend?

Fuck, that's full of typos, I suck.

Posting about always winning is lame.

>Be me, age 17
>Walking through black area of town with my best bro
>Turn corner and see 5 niggers on the curb
>They start talking shit
>Best bud is a nigger so he shouts back like a fucking dumbest
>Called dick by the leader
>Posessed by spirit of a potato and I respond with, 'Well sure we look like dicks to a bunch of pussies'
instantregret.jpg
>Heard running from behind us, decide to do the same
>Niggers have rob a house and run speed
>Hear something muffled
>Wake up later with a busted lip, black eye and a bruise of the air Jordan symbol on my chest
>One was a dedicated artist or stomped on my chest, will always wonder which
>Nigger bro got it wrose, broken jaw
>Decide to get back at them by using ninja tactics and taking them out separately in the coming weeks. KILLING EACH ONE before burning down their fucking houses
lies.jpeg
>Only got revenge on one by fucking his sister and then sending him a picture of her face covered in my cracker baby making juice

New Orleans in a nutshell.

I have not been in a fight in my adult life. I was in a lot as an teenager.

Tell anyway?

I wrestled in the wwe as a jobber but as far as real fights go i fist fought some dude at an slayer concert because he got super mad when we moshed.

roll

TOP KEK

>it was summerbreak
>chillig with some friends on a playground
>a group of niggers show up
>behaved like fucking monkeys
>begin to mess with us
>my friends are pussies and take it
>they want to leave
>i don't
>tell those niggers to fuck off
>the alpha nigger engages me
>tall like a tree
>bald
>wtf you say
>throw one at his face
>he doesn't even flinch
>beats me up with my friends just watching
>can't let that nigger ruin my rep
>next day I want my revenge
>around the same time I wanna go to that playground
>"user, you aint going there"
>"but mom, that nigger beat me up, I threw one at his face, he didnt even flinch"
>"you're a nigger yoself and you threw a damn ball"
>mfw I got in one little and my mom got scared
>and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air

Kadookin!!!

Are you from mississippi..?

Got all drunk, decided I wanted to fight my dad (for reasons). Waited for an hour under the stairs. Soon as I walks in I'm like "HEY DAD", he turns, I clock him in the eye.

I don't remember much else and then he was on top of me asking me "why did you do it???"

Still haunts me.

Spent the night in jail.

Basically. I've gotten out of rent several times thanks to land ladies spawn. Nice lady, wild kids.

Same user. I was jumped twice and both time by 3 niggers.

First time was in the ghetto so it was a real possibility.
>nigger comes asking me if I want to buy drugs
>tell him im good
>another block
>2 guys try to surround me on each side.
>situational awareness let me see them miles away
>backhand fist the guy on my right
>not very effective
>both are grabbing me
>too slippery to grab, I pull myself a few paces forward
>being resourceful and aware I see a brick and the guy from earlier on the other side of the street
>basically thrash, push, punch and body check these 2 guys to keep them off
>grab the brick and smack a guy top side of his head
>dude bleeds refuse and backs off
>other guy hesitates while the drug pusher gets in my face
>push him against a parked car and smash the brick all around his head on the car
>they fucking leave me alone
>dont even have to run off since they had no weapons or didnt feel like drawing them

Second time was in my friends closed jam garage
>2 of us
>I am seated playing guitar and in the front
>3 nigs show up while I am on the phone
>get sucker punched on the lip
>friend is shouting
>I simultaneously grab a bongo and stand up and backhanded him across the front side of his temple
>broke the bongo
>nigga starts tripping
>yell "I dont know you guys" as I start walking to the driveway out the garage
>friends mom comes out screaming shell call police
>they book it

yeah
other times I was in fights and I never lost. Only 2 fights ever I took some decent hits to the face/head. 1 of them I grabbed the guys chain and cut his neck pretty bad.

Closest to a fight I've ever gotten:
>Be in 8th grade
>sitting down in the gym after lunch with my friends
>one of my friends elbows me in the face on accident
>I whip around an punch him in the face so hard his head slams into the wall
>friend gets up and walks away
>later get suspended for the rest of the week for "fighting"
>come back from suspension and half of friend's face is a massive bruise and the other half is swollen as shit
>only hit him with pinky and ring finger knuckles in the corner of his right eye
>later learn friend didn't rat me out
> friend lied to to multiple teachers and the principal to keep me out of trouble
> gain mad respect from classmates for the amount of facial destruction I caused in one punch
>My friend and I actually became even better friends after what happened

Overall not bad. I'm still pissed about missing the school field trip because "hurr durr zero tolerance"

>none of you were able to kick each others asses so you just became friends instead

Sucker punches are gay af tbqh

Nope. Talked my way out of a few.
I'll be OK if I go my whole life having never been in a fight. Yeah I'm a pussy. I know.

Don't get into fights or road-rage incidents. There is no upside. Once you are out of high school, the stakes get a lot higher.

>be in middle school
>faggot kid keeps smacking me as he walks by
>bide my time
>wait for him to put his textbook back on the shelf
>chuck mine at the back of his head
>he falls and starts crying
>teacher freaks out
>tell teacher story
>other kid gets in trouble

kek

He had the reflexes of a sloth.

accurate representation of bongo fight

My God you are a regular Rembrandt!

>King Nigger

>Be me 20
>Hanging out after work with a few girls at a bar
>good time
>dumb fucking inbred polish drunk guy walks up to us
>starts bothering the girls with questions
>tell him to leave
>he swings at me and hits my eye
>stunned for a few seconds, couldn't believe he actually did that
>throw cig on floor
>give him a left left right
>he swings at me I dodge
>He holds his leg up like a child
>kick him as hard as I can in the other leg
>his ankle snaps and he falls to the ground
>''ah stop stop I broke!!''
>walk up to him and kick him as hard as I can in the face
>hear that ''THUMP'' noise as he goes unconscious
>tell him he's a faggot
>put my arms around two of the three girls and we walk away
>nobody helped him
>felt alpha as fuck got a blowjob later

That was one of my better fights, the other ones were all too short or just plain not a fight.
Not a fight as in, some skinny weirdo who starts crying in anger tries to fight me.

Wet brain

>be me
>21, in college
>working at Jimmy John's downtown
>running a delivery in front of a club
>call dude who placed order
>"be there in 5"
>wild gang of niggers appear
>big boi exclaims, "what chu got in da bag white boy?!"
>I answer, "a bowling ball"
>"You tranna be smart?! Give me that fucking sandwich before you get yo ass kicked"

>nigger doesn't realize I was raised in Irish family
>mfw I was raised kicking the ass of and getting my ass kicked by every male in my family for sport
>Nigger takes one step towards me and I go ape-shit
>I beat the living shit out of him
>other niggers gawk in amazement until cops shows up
>explain to cop, "fucking nigger tried to jump me for a fucking sandwich"
>give a statement, they haul the nigger away
>customer witnessed half the fight, gives me $5.00 tip

fight me irl I will make a real art piece out of your face

Probably, vitamins are my religion at the moment.

>be 22
>be in coffee shop, conversation turns to fighting
>girl, 18-19, talks about how much ass she can kick
>chuckle, explain she has no chance against a man, especially not a trained man
>calls me out
>offer to go 50% power, just to prove a point
>7-8 people gather in parking lot, she gets ready, doing all these stretches and shit
>was talking bout ax kicks earlier
>She says she's ready
>Jump in, dodge her leg that's only half up, throw a sharp jab to her gut at about 40% strength, jump back to see the damage
>she's on the floor, saying that's enough, she sees my point.
>I apologize but explain I didn't want her trying that with someone who would actually try to hurt her.
>she's fine ten minutes later, but she was the toughest of the girls and all the girls watching learned an important lesson that day.

>rednecks the white niggers

[citation needed]

Me and my friend got jumped by a couple of niggers in Marrakesh. We were carrying walking sticks tho because we were coming back from a hike and we'd trained together in bōjutsu so we fucked em up good.

yeah its not true
More true in gun fights
getting shot first means you lose

Kind of an unfair fight... seeing as i have training and he didnt.
>be 17, 6'1 200 pounds (or 1.85m 90kg in non-tard units) about 01:30 am, party on beach, night before a morning shift at work
>spot 7/10 redhead sitting on her phone, decide to go talk to her, talking myself out of choking as i approach
>sit next to her, actually managing a conversation like a functioning human being
>have alot in common, turns out she is very nice
>talk for the better part of an hour
>get up and say " i have a shift in 4 hours, better get going" and ask her for her number
>successfully avoided being a beta fag for an hour, feel good about myslef
>in comes her boyfriend
>stickfigure.jpeg
>s.o.b. about same height as me, half my weight
>starts asserting dominance protocol 84
>put his hand around her neck (she is just a bit shorter than us)
>asks if there are any trouble
>just say "nah man, just talking a bit, nothing happened"
>stick man turns alfa mode
>in half broken language, half not entirely focused on what he is saying
>"i think you are asking for trouble, trying to talk to my bitch like that" (rough translation)
>she is visibly uncomfortable
>trying to get out of the situation peacefully, not trying to get into a fight with a broomstick in the middle of the night
>stick man doesnt get the message
>starts pushing me with his twig looking arms
>still trying to salvage the situation
>nosuccess.wmv
>say fuck it, kick his knee, making him kneel down, right hook to his jaw
>audible crack coming from his jaw
>stick man falls face first into the sand
>trying to get up, but legs dont work like they used to before
>ask the redhead to forgive me for plantig the broomstick in the sand
>go to bus stop and get on bus shortly after

>user hit a girl to prove his masculinity
>He actually proved he was a faggot

Not true.
In my time with the navy we got into a fire fight with pirates at the coast of Somalia.
I got shot first.
They lost.

>ve gotten out of rent several times thanks to land ladies spawn. Nice lady, wild kids.

No, I've got plenty of stories of fights with guys to prove my masculinity. That story was to teach girls they have no chance in an unarmed fight with a man. I even told her that, with a knife, she'd have a fighting chance but she insisted she could take me unarmed.

bullshit
Even if it were true, you were out of the fight after getting shot.
1 on 1 who ever gets shot first is fucked.

>be 21
>land in afghanistan
>get greeted by the taliban with mortar shells
>8 hour firefight
>have yo ever been in a fight?

:^)

>be me
>7-years old
>someone starts pushing me while I make sand-castles
>i fell on my sand-caste
>my sweet sweet sand-castle
>suddenly teacher comes and grabs my sleeve
>says I started fighting, which was utterly shit no I didn't
>he didn't saw that so it's on me now
>start screaming and kicking and hitting
>look like a epileptic guy in a disco
>kick teachers tooths in
>starts cursing and holding his mouth
>run away and run all way to the home
>parents get phone call
>I'm too autistic to explain that I got mad because I was accused for something I didn't do
>get grounded for couple of days
>go back to school
>teacher needs new dental plan
>because u are just a kid no consequences

>be me 15
>got expelled from my school (shitty district that expells you for BS (for ex. Got slapped in class by a 6' dyke and got expelled for calling her a bitch in said class)
>go to school at shitty community school (for people who get expelled)
>class full of niggers
>always talking shit and making jokes about white people
>one puts his attention on me
>starts telling a bunch of bullshit on how white people can't fight
>i asked if he was down to meet up after school
>he agrees calling me a bitch and braging about how he is going to whoop my ass
>we walk down 2 blocks from the school, most of our class followed
>we sqaure up (the nigger didn't know i had been in kickboxing with my brother when we where younger or that i was great at wrestling)
>he runs in and throws a wide hay maker like a dumbass
>i followed up with a right jap before he made contact and left hook to rock him
>nigger goes wobbly and tries to take me down, i stuffed it and continued to throw 12-6 elbows at the back of his head till he was done.
>before i got up i cracked him once more in the jaw

Last fight I've been in, wasn't that bad.

>Hanging out with guy from the same group where I put the girl down (again, she was fine 10 minutes later)
>He tells me how hardcore he is (karate, whatever)
>I've been away from the gym for 3-4 years now.
>weigh like 300 pounds now cause' like eating
>he thinks this'll give him an edge
>Fuck it, let's fight in the alley to see; I agree not to hit him in the head cause, fuck, he was being polite, just legit thought he could take me
>did not realize that fat doesn't weigh down my arms.
>punch him in the gut like 20 times, he never hits me once.
>tells everyone for the next year or two how unbelievably fast my punches are,

I think OP meant REAL fight, not some fucking pussy-fest where grown men just hide somewhere and shoots each others with guns and shit. This is why mankind produces beta-males, no more MAN TO MAN fights with swords and spears, just "soldiers" hiding in a bunkers shooting "pew pew pew 'murica"

Unfortunately it is no bullshit and yes I was out of the fight.
But luckily I still am alive, other than the somalian pirate scum.

Are you, by any chance, a nigger?

yes i have
>a friend started working out so i decided to work out too
>i ended up getting stronger than him
>he started feeling like he was tough
>he got into my face
>i hit him a few times
>i knocked him out
>ran to his brothers room to show him

>lies.jpg
Kek

I was actually involved in a fight where the fucker suker punch me from behinde and all. He got me right on the upper lip. They I proceed to knock te fuck out 3 of his theet in one punch. Open his upper lip on 3cm and prob breaking some else.

then the bouncer told us to get the fuck out. We just arrived at the party.
I remember well the day of the fucking gay pride, the hell...

> user and ice Hockey player for a little town
> Be at ice rink / Public skating session
> Skating with two bros of mine and 3 girls
> Two bros and two girls left for rink for the bar ( bar in the rink )
> Me and the cute girl ( métis ) skating
> 8 random guys ( few were Maghreb boys ) getting jealous because my skating skills
> Start to insult me
> The girl and I stopped for few sec on the ice border
> The douche-bags group came over to ask me to take a group picture
> I refused and told them they get fuck off because I hear the insults
> One of the guys on my right side punch me
> Look at him and told " Dude, even a kid can punch harder that you! "
> They started to act like monkeys
> And other guy engage me on fight, wrongly skate, hilarious
> I got him between my legs, bet the shit of him
> My bros saw the over try to take me off
> No chance
> Bros took few guys down
> One of them grab the guy I was knock out of my range
> Still angry, start skating to the guy on punch me first
> He was close the border
> Definitely the best huge-hit I never gave
> The two guys try to fight get knock down
> Happy me

Never lost a fight and probably never will unless I piss off a professional.
I wish I still had friends to spar with. I used to do it all the time even though I don't practice martial arts. Squishy gloves and head gear really lets you go at it. Your heart rate goes way up. I liked just playing it like a contact game and escaping grabs and hard hits.

I am a naturally good hand to hand fighter, but I fought guys with swords who were trained. A friend who trained in European sword fighting was impeccable. He stopped everything I tried and destroyed me with no resistance. The only time I ever hit him was when he tried to push my thrust away and I stuck him in the ball sack. He never fought me again after that.

I thinks guns and mortars have killed more men than swords and spears...

kek

I am Scottish and I head-butted a black dude so hard that my own head started bleeding because he wouldn't leave a 17-year-old homeless guy alone and kept bullying him

Pic is me

I also did fencing, but never got to do much other than what was being taught.

Jontron has some heavy hands

Why the fuck would you punch your friend in the face for accidentally elbowing you? Youre friend sounds like a total bro, you sound like a piece of shit

I also knocked this guy out with a clean head butt for punching the black guy that I head butted because I felt a bit guilty haha
He had to go to hospital but he was starfished on the grounds it was the most beautiful head butt

Trench warfare started in Europe you fucking simpleton.

I punched my imaginary friend in the ear.

>ill take shit that never happened for 300 alex

>"HEY DAD"
fucking kek

It was out of nowhere and surprised the shit out of me. It was one of those things where you react without thinking and as soon as I realized what happened it was too late to even pull the punch.
I felt like shit afterwards.

Not that user, but in high school I punched 3 different people during lunch period and none of them punched me back cause they were apparently joking.

>lunch time
>sitting to the right to friend since elementary school
>its highschool, but he used to bully me in grade school
>jokingly says he wants to fight
>as soon as he raises his arm I punch him
>hit so hard his cheek is cut

>lunch time
>go to leave cafe into outside
>while in door way friend from class is there saying some insults
>step out and nail him in the gut
>he just walks inside

>lunch
>one of my best friends on my right
>he tells a joke or something and keeps elbowing me in the ribs going "eh?"
>my arm just flies and hits his whole face
>he bled everywhere cause braces
>I didnt even try to hit him my arm just did it on its own

>box instead of boxing
>thinking kung fu is usefull for actual fighting

OMEGALUL

Kek. I had a similar thing in preschool. I decided i was going home at one point and sperged out when the teacher grabbed me and smacked the shit out of her. I was only 3-4 tho

Kung fu is still exercise and exercise is good for you.
That circle punch thing is actually applicable. Its just another tool to add to your arsenal of jabs, uppercuts, hooks, etc. Yeah it wont end a fight, but its still good to know.
I'm not trained, but like that user I took a few basics. how else do you hit a speed bag the best other than that kungfu punch

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Yeah, I actually was. It was in high school. I was with my gf and this one fat kid who was crushing on her comes up with his other fat cronies. Yelling and stuff ensues, and then he throws a punch. Didn't hurt, but then the rest of his friends started. Not too out-of-shape but 5 kids whaling on you isn't easy to beat. My gf ran and got the principal, the kids got expelled. Never saw him again.

Kung fu is shit user.

All of these people in here, claiming to win all of these fights, and none of you pussies will talk about the ones you lost.