Paramedic fag here. Haven't done a giveaway thread in a couple months

[Cooper King]

Paramedic fag here. Haven't done a giveaway thread in a couple months.

>ask me anything
>first post decides giveaway number
>steam only.
>let's go bois

[Isaac Reyes]

Will bump twice. No bitters then I'll leave.

[Ryder Bailey]

What do you need to qualify for to be a paramedic?

[Levi Hernandez]

Only conditional is under US $20. Don't care what it is. Long time /bros can tell you I delivar.

In the state of Pennsylvania you need to pass NREMT-P. Basically 1 year of hell.

[Landon Foster]

Additional. Giveaway number is 38.
>get 38
>get steam game of your choice.

[Nathaniel Rodriguez]

Bump #2. Take it from here /bro

[Jeremiah Gray]

Creepiest and funniest stories?

[Julian Wood]

so first post ending in 38 wins?

[Noah Anderson]

Stop stealing my post faggot, browsing through steam store right now.

[Connor Cook]

That's all subjective. Funniest are the "objects" stuck in anuses and the stories on how they got there. Creepiest are generally the 02:00 calls in alleyways.

Correct.

[Jonathan Harris]

bump, what made you become a paramedic

[Joshua Butler]

post proof you are legit

[Zachary Thomas]

doesnt have to

[Levi Perry]

What makes the 2am call creepy? like have you gotten jumped?
also, what, in your opiniopn, is the funniest thing you have removed that was "accidentally inserted while falling"?

[Christian Price]

I've been an AEMT for 3 years. Love healthcare, love helping people and the autonomy of a paramedic is paramount.

what proof do you need?

[Ian Wood]

kek bump

[Isaac Gutierrez]

Have you always been okay with seeing blood/gore?

[Daniel Price]

ayyyyyyyy 38

[Matthew Allen]

steam wallet or something

[Matthew Butler]

boooom winrar

[Levi Brooks]

PubG please

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198082914803/

Also, you ever fucked up and caused someone to die?

[Christopher Davis]

nice, winrar but no id

[Carson Gutierrez]

The fact that it was 2am and in an alleyway. Just imagine the darkest, creepiest, alley and go find someone in it. Your mind starts spinning. Other than that we don't normally do creepy because PD is on scene.

Generally. yeah. My no-go are bugs.

Won't show you anything. I delivar through my debit card as a steam gift.

[Brayden Johnson]

Rolling

[Joseph Adams]

Winrar. Need to know steam ID/Info and proof it was you. Otherwise I'll pass. Generally you give steam info in your post, but if you can do a post showing it was (you) I'm game.

Might do another giveway

[Owen Clark]

Can a single punch to the head kill or seriously injure?

[Xavier Cook]

im loging in to steam i can screen cap with a "you"
if it counts

[Luke Thompson]

Rolling

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198198746574

[Oliver Green]

How many opioid overdose patient have you seen?

[Josiah Foster]

Need this game

[Matthew Green]

one sec i dont know my id and steam is allways updating

[Evan Anderson]

If you uppercut them to the nose, there's a tiny bone that acts as a projectile that goes straight to the brain. So, technically, yes. Likely? No

.Works for me

Too many to count. At least once a shift

[Easton Myers]

steamcommunity.com/id/narunarunaru

>inb4 91 days

Busy with life so I did not login for a long time...

Slime Rancher please

[Julian Powell]

Thanks for everything you do man, even though you're payed absolute shit and probably can't afford the game you're buying us

[Jason Martin]

Reroll1

[Austin Smith]

steamcommunity.com/id/NYPD199

[Luke Cook]

Need

[Grayson Young]

Reroll

[Mason Fisher]

Reroll2

[Isaiah Smith]

I don't make enough to justify what I do but I'm very frugal. The only thing I spend my money on is necessities and giveaways for Sup Forums

[Elijah Mitchell]

Go back to working on your house, Mark.

[Noah Roberts]

Roll

[Ryder Foster]

Rerow

[Logan Campbell]

Wrong person.

[Jordan Sullivan]

Reroll3

[Ryder Flores]

well i'll roll for it funk it

[Nicholas Lee]

Reroll 2

[Andrew Hall]

Just give steam ID and another screenshot of the (you) and we are good. Patiently waiting.

[Jeremiah Sanders]

Reroll 3

[Jaxson Foster]

Reroll4

[Gavin Martinez]

...

[Brody Anderson]

Reroll 4

[Hunter Brooks]

Winrar

[Dominic Watson]

Playerunknownsbattlegrounds
steamcommunity.com/id/ExileProdigy/

[Blake Cox]

>If you uppercut them to the nose, there's a tiny bone that acts as a projectile that goes straight to the brain.

Like in The Last Boy Scout? Come on man.

[Blake Clark]

Reroll

[Henry Harris]

Hey OP, how many winners can there be?

[Nicholas Morgan]

Reroll2

[Aiden Thomas]

Give me give

[Kevin Russell]

Do you like Rettungsgassen

[Jackson Allen]

I'm not familiar with the movie. But there is a chance. You have to hit them pretty hard though.

One right now however if this winrar doesn't give me what I need then I'll do another.

[Luis Nelson]

Roll

[Julian King]

There is other guy doing AED on 13 yo girl in public. Do you really have a condition when CPR is not enough? What common problem is that?
steamcommunity.com/id/gentoodesu

Jusk asking for a humble Terraria

[Samuel Lewis]

I got 38 with my id OP

[Jaxson Howard]

Last roll

[Liam Baker]

Last one also.

[Camden Garcia]

steamcommunity.com/id/lizziesamuels/

player unknown battlegrounds

steamcommunity.com/id/lizziesamuels/

[Luis Morales]

bump

[Gavin Stewart]

worst day on the job?

[Jose Gutierrez]

Rouling for meh

[Gabriel Collins]

What's the name of that tiny bone?

[Charles Parker]

Ever seen anything paranormal?

[Samuel Watson]

steamcommunity.com/id/lizziesamuels/

player unknown battlegrounds

[Jonathan Walker]

OP wait for the original winrar, the other guy with 38 seems to be a really greedy fag with over 200 really expensive games

Also tell us what your best day on the job was

[Grayson Kelly]

Rerolllllll

[Austin Clark]

oxstitchxo

rust

[Kevin Jackson]

I'm not sure what you are asking. So here is some statistics.

>Cardiac arrest without CPR (Survival 0-2%)
>Cardiac arrest with CPR (Survival 0-10%)
>Cardiac arrest with early CPR (Survival 5-15%)
>Cardiac arrest with early CPR and early AED (40-60%)
>Witnessed cardiac arrest with early CPR and early AED (Survival 60-80%)

[Colton Powell]

or any game cheaper you think is fun im not picky like at all

[Isaac Martin]

I dont want anything from steam or whatever, just some more pics and stories from you

[Levi Ross]

Reroll

[Liam Fisher]

anons whats a good game xD i feel like shit i dont even ask for stuff for my birthday so i dont have a list of games i want but like overwatch but my laptop cant handel it

[Luis Sanchez]

how many lives have you saved in your whole time as a paramedic ?

[Nicholas Watson]

I'm too lazy to look for the earliest winrar with steam ID associated with the win. Find it for me and you win.

[Christian Cook]

Gimme, gimme

[Henry Roberts]

I seriously doubt that OP is an actual EMT. Everything he has so far said doesn't need anything more than a google search and an active imagination.

[Adrian Sullivan]

I've only been a medic for about 6 months. Lifetime in EMS? From full on cardiac arrest to a save in the field. I'm about 20-10. 20 deaths and 10 saves. So about 50%

[Sebastian Hall]

Are you scared of getting the AIDS?

[Jackson Davis]

Wanna see my most current AEMT card? My paramedic hasn't come in yet.

[Nicholas Jones]

oxstitchxo overwatch its origanal winrar

[Matthew Jones]

Is that a piece of human flesh near the middle of the door?

[Jace Gonzalez]

roll lol

[Lucas Campbell]

Raul plox

[Jackson Adams]

wrong photo
but user was oxstitchxo

[Luke Taylor]

Gib me CPR OP

[Connor Cooper]

If you can bother, it would bring some credibility to this thread. My brother has an EMT friend and you don't come across nearly jaded enough.

[Elijah Walker]

Roll steamcommunity.com/id/sharpskarf/

[Charles Cook]

Player unknowns battlegrounds plz
steamcommunity.com/id/tklemmer101/

[Caleb Bailey]

reroll

[Jaxson Hill]

Gimme some dubs

[Jack Peterson]

fuck the 7 >:(