>you kill aliens
>space cthulhu shows up near the end
You kill aliens
Metroid?
>Trap enemies in your saliva
>Clear 100 areas like this
>Repeats
>it takes 10 minutes to swing your sword
>loading screen: the game
Dark Souls?
>nope
bubble bobble?
Bubble bobble?
Quake 1 or any of the Dead Space titles.
Mass Effect?
dank souls (tm)
muh ww3 with worst campaign ever
kill a bunch of guys online tell you reach a super high level
you have to go from the thing to the other place, but there are enemies in the way
obviously bloodborne
>cockfighting with fish, flowers and other weird stuff
> Dad dies from martial artist
> You find out about the guy and track him down
> Too busy collecting toy capsules
Skyrim
>kill 1 guy
>promoted to sergeant,
>kill another
>promoted to general, repeat
Original Borderlands?
>roll around
>consume everything
terraria desu
Pokémon
Katamari
Yeah, that was too easy.
>Destroy a city block on each level
>Transform if you take too much damage
halo 2
>katamari
yes
Tekin 4
Rampage
Metal Gear Solid?
bf4
>accidentally pick up fire
>die
>respawn
>still have shit weapon
>Implying the gravemind can even compare to the magnificence that is Cthulhu
>youre badass, you make puns and eat pizza and you got a hot bitch in black with huge tits at your shop
>fight demons
>your angsty twin brother tries to stop you
Ghosts n' Goblins?
every JRPG ever.
metal slug 3
>You kill the good guy at the end
>Apparently the whole operation was some kind of simulation based on a real mission by some other guy
I'm not good at giving obscure descriptions.
>Fly around and shoot shit
>Collect specks that burst out
>Hear BBEG before you see it
>Flies toward you to try to kill you
Shenmue
no nigger
Lords of the Fallen
Devil May Cry.
correct
Jump sideways to kill enemies.
Assassin's Creed.
DMC
Damn. You got it.
you run around inside of your mother and try not to die. there's shit everywhere and most of the time it's just shit but sometimes it has money in it
its shit.
its unbalanced.
its online.
it ruined bungies rep.
Hit thing with thing and get things for killing thing, over and over till you can one hit everything
Half life 1. Duh
Call of Duty Infinite Warfare / Advanced Warfare / Ghosts
Binding of Isaac.
Bubble Tanks?
geuss again sweetie
Killing niggers and shit with your nigga bitch
lol you know i'm right.
Kill a Linkin park fanboy as a time traveling lesbian
pokemon
>start, crash
>find sword
>make base
>burn bodies
>armour
>drink
>eat
>enter map
>follow some player with a square above him
>kill enemies
>kill boss
>recieve reward
>it is literally 50 bags that you need to open
>they contain more bags
Mass effect
Halo Wars
the forest
>space cthulu
cthulu already is from space you degenerate.
>nigger simulator
GTA 5
Destiny
>start at a farm
>have to farm crops, mine, fight, fish, forage
>make the community great again
MGS:Phantom Pain?
be a dick to everyone, try to make money.
yep
GTA San Andreas
yep, it was a tad too easy
that harvest moon clone that i cant remember the name of. valley something
The game of life.
>chicken
>die
You run around looking for stuff and then get fucked over by rng.
Destiny
Gee tee ay five
warm very warm
halo?
Stardew Porno Valley
Either Skyrim or one of the older Zelda titles
Every ARPG
Stardew valley
Nice guess, not op tho
>seize of the means of production while still having a slave-owning colonial empire
CS 1.6, Italy map
you have to kill monsters to get the crystals back
>start as a badass killing machine
>kind of like Duke Nukem but without tits
>kill giants to save the local villages
>they look like goblins
Fainaru Fantasji
yes
>procedurally generated worlds
>still has more players than For Honor
>you're either jesus or hitler
>fuck fish, skeletons and goats
>tumblr's wonderchild
>overrated
>crapsack world
>multiple energy crisis
>fight pirate copy of your best friend
>you kill parts of the cthulhu
>you kill cthulhu brother in the end
Can do anything but it gets boring real quick and then you have to bully faggots on server until you get banned from the server
>you kill monsters
>you get shekels
>chew ass
>blowjob from alien raped chicks
>fly around with no objective
>occasionally pick up rocks
>the objective of the game is to not starve
Tumblrtale
Ghosts and goblins.