>kill people
>be punished for having fun
>too short
Kill people
your life if you were a murderer.
>Run around looking for stuff that other people will get when you get fucked over by rng
dishonored
Fallout 4
>beat game for first time
>gloat about it like you're a pro esports
Reposting from last thread
>weird dudes want to help you
>but in the end you nuke them
>play your own written story
>fuck enemies up with a MAG lite
>be awake
Define the punishment for having fun OP
everything goes wrong in the end
soccer with cars
Any dark souls game
Dwarf Fortress
>several failed dates
>weird goo things
>see the edge of reality
Locket Reague
Aye
that isn't a punishment that is a story
show me on the doll where the game hurt you
>make your own character
>no, don't give it a penis you unoriginal fuck
>grow up
>befriend or kill stuff
>become smartest
>conquer universe
>screw those cyborg midget cats
>42
spot on
Dark Souls
lol it was too easy tho
>you're some sort of dude god or something
>you have your own floating fucking temple
>you kill beasts of all types, fuck these look like clones of castlevania enemies
>oh shit I can build an entire civilization around this
Call of duty
key word: evolve
Persona
Spore!
>can't place that there, m'lord
>wood needed
GTA V
top kek this is so fucking true playing through 3 on my psp right now
you're some dude with a weird personality disorder
there's these kids and there's just fucking zombies all around and demons and crap
every citizen of this small town is weird
the sheriff is on some shit
WC3
SOMEONE GOT IT
i love you user
No way jose
bald autistic man with down syndrome and a shitty tattoo kills people on behalf of a grocery store
>your a grey paint splat
>Eat shit to grow bigger
>Eventually eat space itself
>Spawned a sequel and a spin-off
>be teenager
>in prison
>lots of trains and train stations
>all of the girls love you
>talking cat
Deadly Premonition?
my penis
>be a man suffering from schizophrenia
>kill people and have seizures
>your friend changes job every fucking day and gives you free shit
Postal 2
Alan Woke as fuck
Hatred?
>not good
>have to work together
>too many sales
spore
peggle
>be man
>get fucked
>robocop now
>where did gf go come back you bitch
>why am i in china
>why am i in the ocean
>fucking zombies now what
>what the fuck illuminati
>get fucked again
Nope.
Some girl leaves you in the middle of nowhere next to a lighthouse and you get so fucking high the next thing you know you're in the Confederate States of America and everyone want's to kill you for some reason.
>old game
>enslave animals to make profit
>Rhinoceros 21 can't reach the Hay
>Elephant 74 needs more space
>T-Rex 13 is in an inadequate environment
>end up releasing the animals and killing all of your guests
Correctus maximus
Fallout 3
We require more minerals
That needs to go in a power field
In the rear with the gear
deus ex obviously
bioshock infinite
Bioshock Infinite
bioshock infinite?
Nope
Zoo tycoon, my fellow man of culture.
Was it really that easy? Fucking fanboys over here.
Your best partner and childhood friend betrays you because he loves pussy. You both get some cool powers. You get an army of people of all kinds. There's this dude that just wants to kill people because it feels good and he's a nigga. He's not the final boss despite looking like a final boss.
Oh and 3/4 into the game your sister gets tired of all nonsense and wants you to live with her by the woods while everyone else just kills each other.
>gotta reform the team and save the world!
>lets just shoot each other instead!
>11/10 goty
never played bioshock, i just remember the trailer and the lighthouse meme
yep
>GTA but in the 60s
>secretly feel bad for killing the kkk in that one mission
The beginning was too obvious
Alan Wake.
Zoo tycoon
the lighthouse gave it away
>start alien invasion
>government becomes corrupt
>everybody adopts the aliens
>become vigilante
>kill hundreds of dudes and aliens
lesbo turns back time to get lesbo#2 to fall for her
OW
>full time job bombing walls and burning down trees
>dog man gives you money, unless he was very fond of his door.
mafia?
life is strange
Hotline Miami
LiS
jesus christ the nostalgia
didnt' expect anyone to guess it
you're my special friend
winrar
>be a marine
>kill all types of aliens
>recite a psalm every step you take
>save the universe
>Scientists, push them into spinning deathtrap
>Ridiculous ties.
same thing goes to you
Xcom2
halo
>Horror game tailored to your choices
>bunch of horny high school kids
>take annual winter trip to mountain cabin
>hayden panettiere
>yoga pants
>girls cum from your bejeweled skills
correct
hunie pop. i see you too are a man of culture
nope older
hunniepop or however the fuck you spell it
Until Dawn
>dad is lost
>look for dad
>go underground
>worms
>lots of worms
>it's fucking cold
New Vegas
HL mah nigga
nope
yeet
>get thrown in some unescapable prison
>made the prison escapable
>suicide jump from a high building
>you don't actually die
>kill guys in red
>lose your face
Nope, not Fallout series
lol yeah. what ever could it have been that gave it away
starcraft mah nigguh
Obscure