Question: Do girls actually exist?

Question: Do girls actually exist?

I've been pondering this for a while now but I can't seem to find a coherent answer. Please give your thoughts on this topic.

this thread is stupid and you should feel stupid.
not funny
not anything
litreally 0/10 thread
sage in all fields

Speaking as a female who as of this moment is in possession of a vagina, i think they do ^-^

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Nah bro girls aren't real. Only traps.

Hey, nah, im not one of those 50-chinned weebs. im a LE G I T TT TTITTY female

How can you be 100% about it though, speaking theoretically what is a girl. Someone who has a vagina? And in a sense do vaginas even exist, are they just a clever trick in our eyes?

Tits or GTFO

A-user... I don't think its just vaginas that may not exist... W-what if the entire universe is just a simulation!? What if every emotion we've ever experienced is not... Truly real?? What if the people we see and touch and converse with are all a figment of our own or someone elses imagination!!!!!???!!!

Wow how original.
I'll give you a 2/10 for trying.

>Stupid cunt doesn't understand the rules

Not on the internet anyhow

Females are just another example of the dangerous side effects of mind manipulation. Originally created by our reptilian former overlords, the female was created as a subservient life form intended for herding and consumption by the human race. The reasoning in their similar design backfired however, when humans saw them as being inseperably similar from procreative models of already existing humans. The resulting crossbreeds were the forefathers of most of our modern races, the exceptions being albinos and jews, which can claim ancestry leading back to our original reptilian overlords.

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Who gave you birth niggerfaggot?

I know this is b8 tho

a girl on the internet didnt show me her tits when i asked waaa why dont i have a girlfriend waaa

>There are no rules. humans were put on the Earth to breed and create more life. 'Rules' are just a social construct that were put in place in order to create a better functioning and less shitty society. There are no rules, user.

Those are all pretty logical thoughts but we must think outside of the box what if the Universe is just a file on a computer that could be deleted at any time. Pretty insane but here me out so we start with females how can we be sure it's not just a trick to make us think people have a goal. There is no goal. and the government don't make the rules but instead are controlled by the person at the computer.

KEK

w o a h

can I have it?

anytime bebz ;)

Maybe this "Stranger 1)" is correct?!

>Whiteknight.jpg
Okay user I'm sure your guilt has made a bunch of girls fuck you

asl?

Why the fuck are people still posting here?

what guilt?

If you don't like it then you can gtfo cunt. This is the procedure for femanons for maintaining the balance here, you'd know if you didn't fucking reek of being a newfag.

fuck no they dont user

So if she doesn't get the fuck out what happens tho

Where exactly is your leverage

Don't pretend that you don't feel trubocucked by yourself. It's a classic white knight move.

>Be ultra good to girls in hopes they'll fuck me
>I'm okay being friends
>I won't touch her if it's her boobs

My leverage is if you are whiteknighting someone who says tits or gtfo then you're you're most likely a newfag and should lurk more. That or you can't handle the bantz.

Do girls actually exist? I've been pondering this for a while now but I can't seem to find a coherent answer. Please give your thoughts on this topic.
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 1: m or f
Stranger 2: We do exist
Stranger 1: cool
Stranger 1: i figured
Stranger 2: I just like hiding
Stranger 1: haha nice
Stranger 1: where from ? usa here
Stranger 2: UK
Stranger 1: cool age ?
Stranger 2: 22
Stranger 1: nice I'm 20
Stranger 1: dating anyone ?
Stranger 2: not currently
Stranger 1: me neither, broke up a few months ago
Stranger 2: aww sorry to hear that
Stranger 1: thanks
Stranger 1: kind of sucks being single again
Stranger 2: I quite like it, im not really good in relationships
Stranger 1: oh nice, any hot dates lately
Stranger 2: i've had a few guys asking but im gonna stay single for a while
Stranger 1: oh fair enough, do you have a friend with benefits?
Stranger 2: nah not anymore
Stranger 2: i'd like one
Stranger 1: yeah same, I've been stuck masturbating lately haha
Stranger 2: haha same, i hate going from fucking daily to having no sex for like 3 months
Stranger 1: i know right! its the worst, and then you just end up masturbating way too much haha
Stranger 2: haha same
Stranger 1: I always wonder how often women actually do it
Stranger 2: depends really
Stranger 1: yeah?
Stranger 2: yeah like if i've had sex recently i can go a few days without
Stranger 2: but if i've not gotten laid in a long time it can end up happening every day
Stranger 2: or twice a day in my case because i have a high sex drive
Stranger 1: thats really hot to be honest
Stranger 2: hahaha really?
Stranger 1: yeah girls are so secretive about it, its hot you do it often
Stranger 2: i think most girls do it often
Stranger 2: they just don't talk about it
Stranger 1: yeah thats probably true, guys talk about it all the time
Stranger 1: luckily i dont do it as much as when i first figured it out around 12/13
Stranger 1: it was like the best thing ever haha

Stranger 2: haha yeah i remember those days
Stranger 2: i was very lucky to have a lock on my bedroom door
Stranger 1: haha yeah exactly! when did you figure it out ?
Stranger 2: about 12/13
Stranger 1: oh nice about the same then, did you tell anyone or talk about it
Stranger 2: i tried talking about it with friends but they were very embarrassed and didn't want to talk
Stranger 1: oh interesting yeah i guess its different for guys we were all bragging about it
Stranger 2: i didn't mind too much

>Going good so far

i like being friends with girls but i dont want them to fuck me and i dont try to get them to want to fuck me by being super nice
also i dont know what trubocucked means
and what do you mean you wont touch her if its her boobs why not

I'm invested in their story.

thx

Stranger 1: do girls ever compare boobs or anything ?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: Well some girls would
Stranger 1: interesting, always wonderd about that
Stranger 2: Girls wouldn't include me though
Stranger 1: oh ok
Stranger 2: Mine grew big pretty quickly
Stranger 2: So it made people jealous
Stranger 1: oh wow, lucky you
Stranger 2: well it's lucky now but back then it caused a lot of girls to hate me
Stranger 1: that sucks :(
Stranger 2: because i went from being a nobody in school to all the guys wanting to be my friend
Stranger 1: ah true, that makes sense
Stranger 1: youre really fun to talk to btw :)
Stranger 2: haha aww thanks, you too
Stranger 2: you're easy to talk too
Stranger 1: thanks :)
Stranger 1: any random questions for me
Stranger 2: sorry im not very good at thinking of questions to ask people
Stranger 1: any of mine you want to ask me ?
Stranger 2: Do guys compare dick size or anything like it?
Stranger 1: haha honestly
Stranger 1: yeah it happened a few times
Stranger 2: haha oh wow
Stranger 1: it was kind of random but my friends and i did a few times when younger
Stranger 2: haha nice
Stranger 1: mostly we just compared when soft, a couple times when hard
Stranger 1: is that weird? have you heard of boys doing that before?
Stranger 2: i've heard it was something some guys would do
Stranger 1: wasnt sure how common it was, heard anything else like that ?
Stranger 2: nah just that guys would compare dick sizes
Stranger 1: did they ever jerk off after ?
Stranger 2: i never heard that
Stranger 2: Although that sounds pretty hot
Stranger 1: really?
Stranger 2: a bunch of guys in a room jerking off
Stranger 2: yeah it sounds hot
Stranger 1: haha interesting, never told anyone about it before
Stranger 2: but in highschool most of my friends where horny guys so it could just be that
Stranger 1: oh yeah? did you hear about them jerking off a lot ?
Stranger 2: yeah they talked about it a lot

Stranger 1: haha yeah, ever catch any of them?
Stranger 2: One of them let me watch
Stranger 1: really? did you ask or did he
Stranger 2: i hinted he offered
Stranger 1: that sounds hot, did you play with yourself or help him out
Stranger 2: the first time i just sat and watched
Stranger 1: must have been educational haha
Stranger 2: haha it was very hot
Stranger 1: haha i bet, what did you do the second time?
Stranger 2: i got my tits out and let him play with them whilst he jerked offStranger 1: good for you, i bet he loved that
Stranger 2: oh he did
Stranger 1: you must have loved masturbating after watching him

I think she assumes he's gay.

Stranger 2: hehe i did, i thought of him a lot when i masturbated
Stranger 1: thats so hot
Stranger 1: ever let someone watch you
Stranger 2: when i masturbate?
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: yeah i did, i umm did it on camera a few times
Stranger 1: oh hot, like on here ?
Stranger 2: never on omegle but on other sites like it
Stranger 1: that is so sexy, must have been intense
Stranger 2: i loved the attention i got from it
Stranger 1: i bet
Stranger 2: I like it when guys watch me now
Stranger 1: i'd love to see how you please yourself
Stranger 2: im a bit of an exhibitionist
Stranger 1: that's so hot
Stranger 1: would you mind showing me?
Stranger 2: I can't right now
Stranger 1: ah
Stranger 2: Also im a lot more paranoid of people i know finding out
Stranger 2: then i use to be
Stranger 1: its pretty anonymous on here
Stranger 2: i know but im still pretty paranoid about it
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: do you have kik btw, it would be great to keep in touch
Stranger 2: I don't, i never gave it a try
Stranger 2: People on here kept asking for it
Stranger 1: its an easy anonymous messenger
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>Game over

Proof Females don't exist.

>Question: Do girls actually exist?

yes.
not in your basement, tho.

further proof