ITT we are hostages
ITT we are hostages
Thomas Hall
Bentley Baker
.........
Easton Kelly
If dubs, I attempt to suicide by choking with my own vomit
Chase Young
GET OFF MY PLANE
Evan Martin
Every time the hostage-taker looks away I shimmy a little bit towards him.
Julian Collins
reroll
Josiah Bennett
*shits on self*
*rubs it all over myself*
Matthew Roberts
>imitates movements
Aaron Martinez
Pull out cell phone. Play snake.
Samuel Thompson
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
Elijah Davis
>masterbates
>attackers leave in disgust
I did it guys! I saved us!
Jonathan Hill
But enough about the 3%
Jordan Nguyen
Why is one wear snow camo and the other is dressed like a South American nigger
Landon Turner
Pukes everywhere
David Taylor
check em
Jaxon Williams
At least it wasnt the niggers this time guys
Brayden Hill
>flops on the ground and recites whole navy seal copypasta
Brandon Myers
you're fucking dead kiddo
Evan Foster
i am free in my mind
Julian Barnes
Is it april fools day guys? Im feeling lucky
Andrew Jackson
>get up
>open the door
>everyone walks the dinosaur
we're saved!
Nicholas Davis
>whips out dick
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?!"
>kidnappersfacewhen.jpg
>start hopping from one foot to the other
>"DO THE PICKLE, DO THE PICKLE"
>kidnapper trains gun on me shakily
>his eyes show fear
>run at him full speed, hips flailing
>"YOU DON'T DO THE PICKLE YOU GET THE DICKLE!!!"
>i slam him in the face with me dick
>thehardertheyfall.exe
>wipe my dick on his face for good measure
>rape every female hostage
ITT: We're saved.
Jose Baker
>Kill the nigger/bitch/faggot/jew first!
>I'm one of you! Give me a gun and I'll shoot these fucks myself!
>Allahu akbar, brothers. Swift death so I may be with Allah.
I've thought about it a lot tbh
Landon Cox
I'm suicidal.
Dubs decides what I scream while running at the gunman.
Anthony Allen
"Why does your AK-74 have a 45° gas block?"