Waifu claiming thread
previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, I need to fap
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That is fair, ive been distracted as well
Still here
and
Wonder what happens if I solve it.
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I think this bread's a little burnt
we might never know^^
are you doing better?
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Been a while since ive listened to Elliot Smith.
Whats wrong with a little bit of burnt bread?
Show Rory a pic. They love burning bread I think.
Thats fine as long as it doesnt stop.
D.va is a Thot Patrol Officer!
Stop resisting arrest!
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bah
How so? I don't normally make threads
I'm still tired idk why I'm always tired
I used to not like him, but he's grown on me
-_-
A thot wont catch a thot thats not how it works
Post the one where she's snugging the guy and he comments on how she smells like cigarettes
Depends on if it's garlic bread
Only Gluten free bread
D.va is not only a shit tier tank, but a thot too
It shows, it took forever to bake
Aaayase?
i am reaching out for all i am
hello hello I love you all
Still they may be an expert
>he says claiming a shitty idol
You're under arrest!
Good thing D.va isn't a thot!
Yeah it was one of those that grows on you.
I want some garlic bread now...Kind of hungry.
Hello love annon.
Kanna
Hi love user.
Youre funny.
howdy friend! how are you?
don't I wish
sorry to hear :(
lood
Evening LoveAnon
hello
Heh sorry. I was thinking of taking a shower.
Nice token kawaii desu gamer girl XD
Why not throw one of her cringey "relatable" quotes out while you're at it?
There's always time for Garlic bread
perfection
I am ok, how about yourself?
hello hello how are you Tomo
Sitting. Was thinking of showering.
yes, get nice and squeaky clean
you should do it!
You don't love me
Aaaaaaaayase?
Alright after whoever is in it gets out ill go get naked and pour water on myself.
I love everyone you nerd
Im going to make me a sandwich for I have no toaster or garlic. So just bread.
Showers are a good thing to take.
That is fantastic, all anyone can ask.
Yes and no.
Not really sure anymore. I'll just have to wait and see what happens.
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:3
take pics
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Yeah will get clean
That they are its just a matter of when to take them
Nice
Well at least her design is more original than "le gothik loli guise"
You know what you should throw out? Your waifu, she's absolute trash.
How do you not have a toaster?
I'm not a nerd
You don't love me
AAAAAAAAAAAyaseee?
ah... that doesn't sound that good, hon. I hope whatever happens is positive.
I do though.
Lewd, a cute but lewd.
Last one caught fire...Been too cheap to buy a new one.
Claiming the new main character of N. Sane Trilogy
Lewd
You can't prove it
She's so original she copies her design from every Mecha anime character
But that's the kind of simple mindedness I'd expect from a D.va player, after all, Blizzard had to remove her ult's self damage because that made it too complicated to use for her drooling fanbase
Use the stove then
Yeah, sadly there's no way of knowing if it is, if it will happen at all, and if so, when.
I love all people
man I slept for like 13 hours, how am I still this tired
hey guys
claim
I mean... I didnt think of that
Except me
Ok I wont protect Dvas character because its pretty trash and half of her backstory sucks blizzards dick but sometimes to get that ult where it needed to go you would die to. Besides they are removing all self damage it looks like. They already did junkrat so they only really need to do tracer and pharah
Just hit my promos
Will do those tomorrow
AAAAAAaAAAaaaaaaaaaayase?
Sachi fuck off
well, I'll be here pulling for you as best I can.
hello little fuzzy friend!
nah, like, every living thing.
Thats cool.
Well im going to bed, good night all.
balls
Um what?
So I'm not living?
Goodnight
Considering the huge blast radius, it needed a downside
Now it can't kill you and once it detonates you can just call another down
D.va is the most entry level character in the game
ÀaAaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAaAaaaaaayase?
nothing
nice hair
I'm not dignifying either of these with a response
AaaaaAaaAAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaayase?
The stove is a wondrous creation not many people know how to use
Get BTFO, Thot
Nah, you're brain is too tiny to comprehend what I was going to say anyway.
3 more months until Symbiosis comes out... These are the times I wish I had a time machine.
Nah teams have gotten a brain for how it works and if the downside is it has a decent chance to remove you from the fight then why play dva over others? I'd rather those entry tanks be there because it helps people actually learn the game.
Oh it was something
Hi
You did by giving you.
yes, you are
best gun girl
EeeeeeEeEeeeeeeeeeeeeesayA?
But that's just not true
nope
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I don't think your friend's here
I'm sure it was as complex as D.va's character
I don't know why you'd use an ability that wipes objectives
Especially when it combos with the rocket boost so you'd be out of the blast radius anyway
>this thread
You know gasai
I think you wanted to see them
I really don't think anything you do should kill you like that except genji
Claim
Quilz snugs
He's just ignoring me :(
It isn't. You love everybody except me
L-LEWD
Fag lol