This is the Sup Forums house

This is the Sup Forums house
>we all live in the same house now.

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I call the tub

can i have the side without a roof?

is it gay to eat your own cum? I just rolled 0

First order of business is to knock the remainder of the old house down. We're going to have to inspect that foundation for damage, but we can make it work. Would you guys prefer to go with balloon, platform, timber, or post and beam framing for the new house?

Ben Dover is too tired to be like Samuel l Jackson..
Ben Dover is still mad about the color of his walls..

No, of course not.

please don't masturbate in my room

Hey now don't get too needy

Yes

Why is it gay to eat your own man sauce

I'm taking the room with a view and good ventilation.

post and beam framing

Off to work, see you guys in the morning.

Guys reddit just shat on the floor, someone's gotta put the ol boy down.

No grills allowed, and don't touch my shit.

No
Let's live in an inflatable type of structure

I'm gonna sleep on next to the satellite dish and cum on it twice a day.

Ben Dover will touch your shit if he wants to
You're his bitch now. Bow to your new daddy, man whore.

Come on, man! Don't fuck up our cable!

Our house, was our castle and our keep
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Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street, our house

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Oh cool, we have Direct TV!

Definitely this is a fags only house.

someone better clean up my anime caused cum stains

Waterfront property! Woohoo!

I'm hanging a tire from the tree. It is now MY tree.

jokes on you, I can climb higher so everything above your tire is MINE

Fine. No pets exceeding 20lbs, you pay for your own water, electric, waste disposal, and $40 in rent due every first of the month.

deal. how about internet? or are we sharing tat with the house?

i want a room with a view

*changes wifi password*

>put deadbolt and key lock on my door

bitch unless you want the metaphorical stick up your ass replaced with a real one you better change it back right now.

Hey, where'd the other half of the house go?

We share it with the house, the wifi password is "sux4shekels"

You piece of shit

WAS sux4shekels

Stop eating my fucking lunchables. I bought you fat fucks your own, but you always manage to eat mine.

up OP's ass. i told that faggot to control his black hole.

I WANTED TENDIES

motherfucker
us in the tree should just get our own WiFi now I guess.

Because I got dubs, I'm getting the top right room

have fun i guess.

everything's pointless without thE FUCKIN WIFI

Oh fuck. I forgot to look at the gbp chart before I went to the store. You have enough point. I'll be back. Don't smear shit all over the walls. Again

I'll try to watch him. Does anyone have the shock collar?

Yep. It's on my desk in my room.

Don't touch my fucking laptop while you're in there

don't worry. not like i don't know what's on there from the other... stuff that's on your desk.
but thanks, this'll keep him under control for a while.

Wait, what laptop? Other than the collar, your desk is empty.

Release the password or your nuts get it.

I just got off the phone with 4C&C our wifi password is "gigamus_niggamus", don't tell anyone from the house.

hm. i guess user finally cleaned it. here, had me the collar, and hold onto that remote.

HP Pavillion.

In the corner

ok. thanks! did we get the unlimited plan?

Of course we fuckin did. I didn't go to Harvard for having limited wifi. We can afford it

DEAR LORD SOMEONE HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE I GET THE COLLAR ON HIM

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Can we all start doing rotations when it comes to who sleeps inside the house and who sleeps outside? I am tired of the cold.

No, no, NO, NO, NOOOO!!!!

WHAT DO I DO!? WHAT DO I DO!? DO YOU...DO YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT!?!?!?!?!

dude I have extra air mattress. never mind they told you to sleep outside because you stink

well the tree's taken, but... we can rent part of it out for GBP and... other things.

Bro, its my turn with the sexcuum.

GET OFF OF ME!
I'LL WRITE A GIGA NIGGA SUMMONS IN MY OWN SHIT AGAIN!

why muricans build houses with wood and cardboard when they have constant hurricanes and shit? Are they so #BLACKED that they can't into proper house building like niggers?

PIN HIS ARMS PIN HIS
OH SHIT I GOT BIT

I stink because they won't even let me use the fucking shower

Guys why are there a bunch of holes dug in the yard?

uuhhh... you don't really want to go in there.

it's best not to ask questions.

Fuck! I warned em not to fuck on that floor! Oh well one less trap.

I saw a spider in there, I wouldn't trust it.

i'll sleep behind the bar, and be the de facto bartender

also i'm running to the liquor store to get supplies, any requests?

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OKAY OKAY I GOT HIM! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO DO!!!!!!!

I JUST WANTED TENDIES

The only safe place to live is the communism

How bad could it be?

dubs of truth

I GOT IT AROUND HIS NECK, AND--
BUCKLED!
LET GO AND RUN LIKE HELL

WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL
I WAS WATCHING ARTHUR
BINKY RULES
PUT THAT BACK ON

Rum and coke

pretty fuckin bad.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, PLEASE JUST LET ME GET A HEAD START. DON'T LET GO OF HIM PLEASE...

Jenkem.

done.

YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS,
I CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER

Lol sorry bro, I wanted to watch the new season of orange is the new black. I'll let you watch it later, I promise

Give me a couple of shots of this and I'll mount your gay if you know what I mean.

gotta go fast bcos am ANGERY

Hennessy. Can you guess my face?

Sorry I took so long at the store. Old man in front of the line had a stroke. Shit was cash. Calm down. I got the tendies and they're your favourite brand, too. Stop biting the others, or you're wearing the collar while all day tomorrow

I DON'T THINK I'LL GET FAR ON MY WHEELCHAIR BRO. PLEASE JUST HOLD ON TO HIM UNTIL I CAN GET ACROSS THIS GRASS AND INTO THE HOUSE. PLEASE.

i've got it in the works fam.

been eating nothing but burritos and pizza rolls all day. ( i call that one-two diet "the pipecleaner")

I'LL TRY, JUST HURRY!

No,wait, WE'RE SAVED! user IS BACK WITH THE TENDIES!

This side of the thread is mine now. Stay on your own side faggits

I need to rub one out guys, nobody come in to the restroom.

WHEN YOU FINISH A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, THROW IT AWAY
STOP LEAVING EMPTY ROLLS ON THE FLOOR
IT'S NOT THAT HARD
WALK TEN FEET TO THE TRASH CAN
ALSO SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO BUT THE TP FOR ONCE
I WENT TO COSTCO AND BOUGHT THE GIANT PACK A MONTH AGO
I'M NOT BUYING MORE FOR YOU IDIOTS TO WIPE YOUR ASS ON

I'm finally back after a few of these threads, and I have returned with a brand new triforce. Please don't ruin it again. It's precious to me.
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