1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE. 2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE 3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS. CARRY ON.
PS. DON'T GIVE EXCUSES YOU FAT USELESS FUCKS. "MY GF IS OUT OF TOWN", " I WORK LATE NIGHT", " I AM TAKING A SHIT ON MY XXXXXL TOILET AND JUST CHILLING " ETC ETC. YOU ARE A USELESS TWAT AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK MORE PATHETIC.......IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE
Noah Taylor
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Levi Williams
Nice copy pasta
Why are celebrity nudes always the worst??
Thomas Gonzalez
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Wyatt Young
Gr8 pasta
Nathan Allen
im taking a shit and just browsing
Carson Adams
Nope! Just old as fuck and don't care to go out.
Juan Adams
prove it
Lucas Russell
how old? seems suicide is becoming more and more of an option for me
Robert Martin
I'm here because the wife is sleeping, I'm relaxing with a nice singlemalt (Maccallan), and TV sucks.
Lincoln Perez
I'm not of those things
I just have nothing to do...
#superior
David Reed
52 this past Feb. I'm here for tits and lulz.
Liam Perry
why do you care so much about me?
i'm touched, OP, touched, i say.
Camden Long
ie. i want to die and can't stand reading posts like this and make shit up
Jack Hughes
I'm here because it's 1 am and I wanna fap, meeting up with chick I met online tomorrow, I'd say my life isnt too bad right now
Camden Brown
Nah man, I work 11-7 and it's my first night off in a week. Trust me, you don't appreciate a nice night of just laying in your bed doing nothing untilmyou work overnight.
Ethan Young
recovering from near crippling injury here
Ryan Bennett
So why are you here?
Joshua Phillips
1. only anti social in the non sociopathic sense 2. it goes both ways 3. suicide would be pointless
Jacob Ramirez
I'm here because I just got off the night shift and the website I do my homework on is down :(
Nathan Cox
go to bed luke
Nathaniel Barnes
post a pic..i bet you are all 3
Camden Ramirez
Girlfriend asleep, tired and drunk, and just kind of bored. How are you OP?
Mason Garcia
>saturday night >op pretends to be superior to other people by berating them for doing the same thing he does op is a fag
Ayden Parker
Here because I'm lonely as fug. Drunk at the moment, but it's a rare Saturday that I am off of work.
Ryan Green
i'm a simple user. i see boobs, i up vote
Juan Harris
Nah man I'm here tonight because I've been trying to isolate myself for a few months. The reason is that I am a huge fucking cokehead. It fucks up my life and I don't trust myself around the kind of friends I have. They all love to party and blow lines.
I do have a lot of friends though and get strange more than most dudes I know. Also jacked as fuck, I just got 1st place overall in an NPC men's physique competition with over 50 competitors. So go fuck yourself faggot-ass OP.
Ethan Rivera
That's right! You, i, WE..... >"are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world And thusly >We're the middle children of history man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
Enjoy your Saturday night in my fellow Anons, my fellow space monkeys. If you're enjoying yourselves then enjoy.
If you're restless don't look to someone else to hand you a great crusade on a silver platter. You have to want one and find one for yourself. No one else can make you happy but you.
Bentley Gray
Also here because I thought I might be able to find some good porn. Thus far I'm dissapointed... What happened to Sup Forums?
Parker Howard
>have a girlfriend >decide to get drunk and get on :b
Owen Hall
IE. NO CHILD PORN
Austin Watson
nice bait.
Nolan Barnes
>no child porn
so, you mean no good porn
Oliver Flores
I'm thirty. It's 2am. Why the fuck would I still want to be out?
David Parker
Learn to timezone fuck face. 3:49 in Sydney. Just anal fucked my girl to kill my hangover. If it's Saturday night where you are and you're on Sup Forums you're the saddo. Kill yourself.
Gabriel Kelly
Me and my gf spend the entire week separated because of work,so we use weekends as sex days. She fell asleep,I like this site since I was 15,(I'm 26 now).
Young anons,don't worry about virginity and forever alone. I was a sad teen on Sup Forums,to day I have a beautiful wife and a better then mediocre lifestyle.
No matter what I ever accomplish,Sup Forums will always be a part of me.
Jason King
Or...hear me out...my gf is a mess of mental disorders like a lot of females out there, so I stay in on weekends to appease her paranoia. She goes to bed early as shit so I stay up at night to fap, drink, and troll. It's pretty simple.
Charles Jenkins
holy fuck...summer's here
Easton Sullivan
Ditto. Except it was the Bacardi 8 year because it was a box set that came with a big ass glass and a spherical ice mold. Any other Saturday night would be Glen moray speyside.
